Country jokes
If someone's debating the speed of light and a drunk Russian, the Russian would take speed to grab a falling wallet.
Why are you sad? Because you are in Morocco, ha ha.
The phrase “Muslim women live in one of the hottest countries in the world and they can’t even expose their legs” has two meanings.
What is the American virus? Diabetes.
I want to run. I go Iran, because I RAN, not IRAN, because it’s an Iran joke about the country, not the movement.
Why doesn't Iran have any Walmarts?
Because they have a Target at every corner.
Which country can swim?
Finland. Get it? Fin Land?
There is a country in Africa. It's called Djibouti. It has a crack in it!
What do you call a guy with a long chin?
Chino-Chinese
Germany does a backflip. America: What is happening?
France: Want a baguette?
USSR: Help!
Yo mama so fat, she crosses every border.
To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos.
Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state.
People were deciding how to punish a terrible criminal, and one man came up with a great idea.
He sat him in a movie theater with no food at all and made him watch a 12 hour documentary about the country Hungary.
What do you call a united cow?
United Steaks.
In Ohio, people walk with their hands.
Germany is the best!
Are you French? Because I Eiffel for you.
What are some red flags?
Chinese, Danish, Spanish, Turkish and Albanian.
What do you call a white man farting? "British Gas."
What do you call an African that is not hungry? Dead.