Germany does a backflip. America: What is happening?
France: Want a baguette?
USSR: Help!
Country Jokes
Yo mama so fat, she crosses every border.
To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos.
Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state.
People were deciding how to punish a terrible criminal, and one man came up with a great idea.
He sat him in a movie theater with no food at all and made him watch a 12 hour documentary about the country Hungary.
What do you call a united cow?
United Steaks.
In Ohio, people walk with their hands.
Germany is the best!
Are you French? Because I Eiffel for you.
What are some red flags?
Chinese, Danish, Spanish, Turkish and Albanian.
What do you call a white man farting? "British Gas."
What do you call an African that is not hungry? Dead.
What's Japan's favorite hot sauce?
Da Bomb.
Hell hates freezers, England, and soccer.
Did you know China wanted to send a dog to space?
They didn't because they ate it.
If the USA is so good,
Why did they make a USB?
Why can't Oregon go to the doctor?
Because they need parents' signature.
I would make a joke about your mom, but cows are sacred in my country.
What do you call people from Paris?
Parasites.
Why are Americans bad at chess? Because they lost the towers.
Luigi and Daisy are actually Aussie! How?
They wear GREEN and GOLD! The Aussie Colors!
