Country jokes
There was a man who had just moved from a foreign country. He just moved into his apartment and was watching his favorite TV shows. The first one was "me-me-me, me-me-me, me-me-me-me-me-me-me," the second one was "forks and knives, forks and knives, all I use is forks and knives," and the last one was "BRING IT ON, FAT MAN!!"
There had been a murder in the area, and the man was walking in the park when a cop showed up and asked him, "Sir, have you seen this man?" and held up a photo. The man said "me-me-me, me-me-me, me-me-me-me-me-me-me." The cop said, "Sir, what did you use?" and the man said "forks and knives, forks and knives, all I use is forks and knives." After that, the cop said, "Sir, I'm going to have to arrest you," and the man said "BRING IT ON, FAT MAN!!" The screen goes black, and all you can here "chk-chk. BANG"
What is your favorite color?
Loud Korea noise.
what is the fastest country? iran.
What type of tea do you drink with the Queen of England?
Royal-tea.
Maishah, the poo comes from an old bathroom in a country starting with B.
What name is easy to say in Spanish?
Marissa!
What do you call a dog that can fly? A magic dog!
What do you get when you get yourself a deer with no eyes?
You get no-eye-deer.
Africa.
Hello, America!
Kenya believe it?
What is the slipperiest county?
Greece!
Q: Why is Japan the healthiest country?
A: Last time they had a fat man, 80,000 people died.
If humanity were to nominate the gayest country in the world, it would be Tel Aviv, honestly.
The nearest approximation to a perpetuum mobile would be a Swabian chasing a Scot because of money.
(Swabians are the Scots of Germany regarding finances.)
Why are the best used guns from France?
Because they have never been fired and they have only been dropped once.
Son: Hey dad, why is my name Canada?
Dad: Because you were made there.
Mum: We haven't been to Canada.
Dad: Hol' up a minute.
Which country of the world has the poorest/most hungry people?
Answer: Hungary
Why don’t Mexicans have an Olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, and swim are in the USA.