Country jokes
Maishah, the poo comes from an old bathroom in a country starting with B.
What name is easy to say in Spanish?
Marissa!
What do you call a dog that can fly? A magic dog!
What do you get when you get yourself a deer with no eyes?
You get no-eye-deer.
Africa.
Hello, America!
Kenya believe it?
What is the slipperiest county?
Greece!
Q: Why is Japan the healthiest country?
A: Last time they had a fat man, 80,000 people died.
If humanity were to nominate the gayest country in the world, it would be Tel Aviv, honestly.
The nearest approximation to a perpetuum mobile would be a Swabian chasing a Scot because of money.
(Swabians are the Scots of Germany regarding finances.)
Why are the best used guns from France?
Because they have never been fired and they have only been dropped once.
Son: Hey dad, why is my name Canada?
Dad: Because you were made there.
Mum: We haven't been to Canada.
Dad: Hol' up a minute.
Which country of the world has the poorest/most hungry people?
Answer: Hungary
Why don’t Mexicans have an Olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, and swim are in the USA.
What's the difference between America and a flash drive?
One is USA and the other is USB! 😂😂😂
Did you know that French fries aren't from France? They're cooked in Greece.
What's your mum's favourite food?
Chicken nuggets! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
"Trump is Putin, America first!" hahaha
iran