The Americans.
Country Jokes
I'm lookin' for some good jokes for the best song award. Can y'all help a fellow out?
Gwen, if you're reading this, the link I sent is for you and your boyfriend to chat and stuff. No one shall bother you! Pinky pinky!
Btw, do you know how I am cause if do then I am related to Kenya and my name starts with T? Don't worry, just chat with your boyfriend.
What is the Mexican police number?
9 Juan Juan.
This isn't a joke, but in some countries, children eat their shit for better digestion when constipated.
Who thinks Kenya's dancing is bad and wrong and no?
In America, you catch Pikachu. In Soviet Russia, Pikachu catches you.
Please go subscribe to Kane Brown, people; he has good songs. Please go subscribe to him, please.
What Did Iran Say To Oman?
"Oh man, I ran out of ideas!"
The Trump family are flying from New York to DC when Donald looks down on the cities below.
Trump: "I think I’ll throw a $1000 bill out the window and make some American happy."
Melania: "Oh honey, why not throw ten $100 bills out the window and make ten Americans happy?"
Ivanka: "Even better daddy, throw 100 ten dollar bills out the window and make 100 people happy."
Pilot: "Why don’t you all jump out the window and make the whole country happy?"
What do Greek people never want to have on their food? Grease.
America has white people that are terrorists and racists. They love to blame people from different countries for what they have done.
White person: "We are not terrorists. Why would [we] ever do that in our history?"
The rest of the people: *looks at them stupid* "Y'all were the first motherfuckers to be a terrorist first and then wanting to blame others for your action."
1 person: "You still carrying that confederate flag. It means hatred and [you're] still trying to fight to bring back slaves again. Y'all say it's heritage and not hate, but [you're] clearly still a fucking loser, and your flag has an X [on it, which] means wrong. So... Still a loser. People can't be racist to a racist. It just doesn't make sense. I'm not saying all white people are racist, but I am talking about the ones who voted for Trump and be blind as hell. FUCK DONALD TRUMP AND THE RACIST PEOPLE!"
Texas 😂😂😂😂
Yo forehead is so big it couldn't even fit in the United States.
A man driving along a country road sees a little girl crying next to a cliff. He gets out and says, "Aw, what's the matter little girl?"
She points off the cliff, and at the bottom is the family car, burning with everyone inside, all mangled and dead.
The man unbuckles his pants and says, "Little girl, today just ain't your day."
Q: What do you call America in a year? A: A wasteland.
America... Amefrica... Amfrica... Africa...
A young boy was talking to his friend about his family:
"My great-grandfather fought against Napoleon, my grandfather fought against the English, my father fought against the Americans, and my uncle against the Argentinians."
The friend replied: "It seems that your family can't get along with anybody!"
What do you call two Mexicans at a country restaurant? "Two beaners in a cracker house."
Donald: "If I lose this election, I will leave the country."
Joe: "Bi den"
