America.
What country do French Fries come from? Grease.
Why does the Norway navy have barcodes on the sides of their ships?
So when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.
What's the difference between a chicken and a dog? I don't know.. I'm from China.
How many Americans does it take to fill the Grand Canyon?
4
Why can North Korea draw a straight line? Because they've got a supreme ruler.
Three guys are on a plane: one is Asian, one is Mexican, and the other is an American. The pilot says, "There is too much weight on the plane, you all need to throw something off." So the Mexican threw out a burrito and said, "I have plenty of these where I come from." Then the Asian threw out some rice and said, "I have plenty of these in my country." The American threw out a bomb and said, "I have a lot of these in my country."
The plane crashes anyway, and the three men start to walk away from the crash. As they were walking, they found a boy crying. They asked him what was wrong, and he said, "A ton of burritos fell out of the sky and got me all messy." The men started walking away and soon enough they found another boy crying. They asked him what was wrong, and he said, "A ton of rice fell out of the sky and shredded all my clothes." The guys knew who did it but avoided the trouble. They kept on walking and found a kid laughing so hard he was on the ground, and they asked what had been so funny. The boy said, "MY GRANDPA FARTED AND THE HOUSE BLEW UP!!!"
Why did Iran, ran?
Iran said, "I ran away!"
A rooster ran across the border from the USA to Canada and laid an egg. Which country does that egg belong to?
Roosters don't lay eggs.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
you.
Why does Mexico never hold the Olympics? Because everyone that can run, jump, and swim is already out of the country.
Canada.
What happens at night in Bangladesh?
It gets Dhaka.
What is the best thing about living in Switzerland? -- Well, the flag is a big plus.
What is the capital of Greece? -- About 10 dollars.
Some day, Canada will take over the world. -- And then we'll all be sorry.
I'm American, and I'm sick of people saying America is "the stupidest country in the world." Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world.
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
