Conversion jokes

Can anyone talk with me? Bored...

How do you turn a straight guy into a gay guy? Well... for starts, you grab that ass of his, drag him into the bathroom, and tell him to suck my long, big pineapple, and thus, you have yourself one straight guy converted into a dick-sucking machine.

What did the bus say to the mail?

Dog.

My cousin is a surgeon.

Last year he botched a surgery he was doing on a patient who happened to be gay. He's being sued for malpractice for turning a fruit into a vegetable.

"freshfry talk to me!"

Why did the chicken cross the road to get away from this conversation?

What did the traffic light say to the other?

🚦🚥🚦 Stop looking, I'm changing!

Y'uree: Bruh... listen... gangbang... sex... the same.

Halyei: Hello Y'uree and Jarod. How are you guys today?

Y'uree: Well, sexy girls like you should be ass-fucked or fucked so hard that all you can do is talk or nothing at all?

Halyei: Thank you, I suck dicks too!

Jarod: Are you Breya???

Halyei: No... do I look like that flying bastard???

Jarod: Ugh... no... baby, you're free to go!

Halyei: Sorry, I miss cursing and having sex with her too! Sorry for being an idiot. I really miss her. Maybe you and I can give her a threesome??? No, I'm not gay! WHY!!!!!!! Can you come to the please fuck me! It's the fuckable girls contest and I want to win! Sorry!

This morning, I was having a conversation with my ex-boyfriend about reincarnation. I said to him, "If you could come back in the next life as anything, what would you come back as?" He thought about it for a minute and says, "A tree. That way, everybody can look at me and admire me."

Then he says the same thing to me. I started thinking about it when these two sexy, half-naked studs walked by. One was a jock, the other on his bicycle. I know I said I want to come back as a jockstrap or a bicycle seat, but knowing my luck, I'll come back as a tampon.

I once tried to have a family friendly conversation with a worm, but it kept its head in the dirt.

Anyone wanna talk? I'm bored.

What did the 12-year-old boy say to the priest?

Nothing, because his mouth was full.

What did the Blonde say to the other Blonde?

They don’t know; they couldn’t figure out what to say.

How do you turn a baby into a dog?

Douse it in gasoline, light a match, *WOOF*!

I nailed my Jewish girlfriend so hard, she turned Christian.

I'm bored. Someone wanna chat?

Did you hear about the cannibal who converted to Catholicism?

On Fridays, he only eats fishermen!

I murdered my friend's brother because he kept saying "HEE HEE" like Michael Jackson when I was trying to have a serious conversation. I just found out he was disabled. That's a THRILLER.

I was talking to my Welsh friend the other day, and he suddenly started talking Welsh to me then collapsed after the first few sentences. Turns out he had a stroke.

What did the cat say to the jar of cookies?

"Ground beef!"