What is the fastest thing in the world?
James Charles when he sees little boys.
What is the fastest thing in the world?
James Charles when he sees little boys.
What does Michael Jackson like about 28 year olds? There's 20 of them!
If she’s old enough to breed, she’s old enough for me.
"Hee hee touched me."
What do you call a born-again heteroflexible male that is a Christian nationalist who thinks he is bisexual when the LGBT community knows that he is bicurious and that he is on steroids and that the LGBT community knows that he is not telling the truth about that? He is a gay man that is in the closet. He should be forced out of the closet by gay men in the LGBT community by any means necessary if gay men in the LGBT community still want to defend the wall of separation of church and state by any means necessary.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and acne? Acne doesn't come on a 5-year-old's face.
Don't worry if you think your life sucks. Just remember that people are arguing over the gender of a potato head.
What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
They're both turned on by kids.
Have you seen the Woody Allen v Mia Farrow series on HBO? If you like details about child molestation without having to do it yourself, boy do I have the show for you!
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?
They both leave the little kids' room with empty sacks.
Michael Jackson was once a guitar teacher, but he got fired because he fingered a minor.
Nobody:
Michael Jackson: giving kids a free cream pie.