Controversy jokes

Most controversial types of matter:

1. Dark matter 2. Anti-matter 3. Black Lives Matter.

Amber Heard's Morning Routine

Wake Up. Eat Breakfast. Take a Shit. Get Out of Bed.

On a scale of 1-10, how old was Michael Jackson’s last boyfriend?

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a dead pedophile? Nothing.

How are abortion and rape different? At least the rape victim usually deserves it and isn't defenseless.

Got the George Floyd pack, this shit makin' it hard to breathe.

Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger? It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.

I can do a very good Michael Jackson impersonation. I just need a kid who can keep a secret.

Q: What do Burger King and Michael Jackson have in common?

A: They put meat on five-year-old buns.

White 40 year olds love little white kids, and so does Trump! The biggest hands to touch the kids and his daughter!

Will Smith's slap was like 9/11. It came in unexpectedly and will go down in history.

What do Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common? They both get turned on by kids.

I once got raped. I was asking for it though.

FREE MY ÑIGGA EDP HE INNOCENT ONCE UPON A TIME I WENT OVER TO HIS HOUSE AND HE FARTED SO GAHDAMN MUCH INTO MY MOUTH THAT I STARTED DROOLING A HERSHEY WATERFALL THIS ÑIGGA IS SO SEXY AND I LOVE WHEN HE SITS HIS FAT ASS ON TOP OF ME TYSON U JUST JEALOUS YOU AIN’T GOT NO ONE LIKE BRYANT U RETARDED LOOKING ASS BITCH I DARE YOU TO GET A PARTNER AS LOYAL AND INNOCENT AS EDP FREE MY ÑIGGA BIG HOMIE CHEESE HEAD 474747 HE INNOCENT.

RIP Harambe.

Abortion is a really touchy subject for me. On one hand, there's dead babies! But on the other hand, women get a choice.

I'm back on BIGO Live.

I was watching a documentary about how storks carry babies from their previous life to the next.

In his old life, Michael Jackson must’ve been a teddy bear. The storks let him play with kids for a change.

How do you get your appeal for rape charges accepted? Say you were expressing your desire for a woman, which is protected under the Constitution in freedom of expression.

Not totally a joke but... What do all these rape joke naysayers have in common with rapists? They are also forcing themselves on others.