Considered jokes
Would masturbating while smoking weed be considered masturblazing, weedwhacking, or highjacking?
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" The dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism. Your mother, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the people. The nanny, we'll consider her the working class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense."
The little boy goes off to bed thinking about what dad had said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has soiled his diaper. The little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.
The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now." The father says, "Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about."
The little boy replies, "Well, while capitalism is screwing the working class, the government is sound asleep, the people are being ignored and the future is in deep shit."
If a woman named Susan gets murdered, is it considered a Sue-icide?
If a lawyer gives birth to a stillborn baby, is it considered a miscarriage of justice?
I asked a black man on the street if a white person paints their face black, it’s considered racist, but if a black person paints their face white, will the cops treat them better?
If you are fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
If a baby dies in the womb, is it considered suicide?
It’s OK if emo kids always hang from the trees, but if we do it, it’s considered against the law.
If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
If someone made a comedy routine about Terri Schiavo, would that be considered roasting a vegetable?
Your hairline is so far back, scientists consider it a ninth planet.
I asked Daveon if he ever considered trying something new, and he replied "why fix what ain't broke?"
I'm surprised BLESSEDBRIAN can fit through the door, considering how INFLATED his ego is.
Donald Trump is proud of being white, which is strange, considering he's orange. Makes you wonder why he didn't pull a Michael Jackson and bleach his own skin....
I cannot believe Kelly Clarkson's music is considered pop! More like comatose music!
We got Spider-Man Homecoming, Spider-Man Far from Home, then Spider-Man No Way Home, considering society’s current state and how shitty 2023 is, the next movie is probably gonna be Spider-Man Homosexual.
If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
BREAKING NEWS
All the desert regions in the world are now considered lush rainforests. They house many different species of life and have significantly helped with the constant carbon dioxide emissions.
The reason why is because... Your texts are so dry.
How are women like swimming pools?
They cost a great deal of money to maintain considering the time you spend inside.
If you hit an Indian person on the forehead with a dart, is it considered a bullseye?