Considered jokes

Donald Trump is proud of being white, which is strange, considering he's orange. Makes you wonder why he didn't pull a Michael Jackson and bleach his own skin....

Is necrophilia considered cracking open a cold one?

You know, it's only considered murder if there's a body. Otherwise, it's just a missing person.

If I place a slide on the edge of a cliff or a really high building, would going down it be considered "suislide"?

Asking for a friend.

This is not even a joke, it's a serious question... Is eating ass considered cannibalism?

Surely people would consider putting pedals on wheelchairs so that their arms don't get tired.

I find it bemusing that hardcore right-wingers are superfans of Johnny Depp, considering that he looks like a dangerous Mexican drug lord.

If a homeschooled kid kills his parents, is it considered a school shooting?

If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?

Would masturbating while smoking weed be considered masturblazing, weedwhacking, or highjacking?

If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?

I do consider Johnny Depp to be a victim of domestic violence.

Just like how I consider a children's hospital run by Michael Jackson and a retirement home run by Harold Shipman to be both safe places to be in.

I asked a black man on the street if a white person paints their face black, it’s considered racist, but if a black person paints their face white, will the cops treat them better?

It’s OK if emo kids always hang from the trees, but if we do it, it’s considered against the law.

If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?

If two vegans are arguing, is it still considered beef?

Why can't orphans go big? When you go big, it's considered family size.

I cannot believe Kelly Clarkson's music is considered pop! More like comatose music!

Me to bully: You are so fat that when the satellite took the picture, you were considered as an island.

Bully: (Speechless)

The real dead hooker joke is on all of us from the Fraser Valley in BC. You know damn well each and everyone of us ate that Pickton hooker pork. Considering it stretching from the 80's-2000's, pretty sure he got 4 generations of Valley folk with that Pickton pork.