Considered jokes

Adin, you should consider eating pencil lead, you fat cat lover, only if you're the new Adin from FF though xoxo da babby.

I'm surprised BLESSEDBRIAN can fit through the door, considering how INFLATED his ego is.

If a woman named Susan gets murdered, is it considered a Sue-icide?

If an orphan took a photo, what would it be considered?

Not a family photo.

When someone says don't talk back to me, say, "I wasn't aware that answering a question was considered talking back."

If you hit an Indian person on the forehead with a dart, is it considered a bullseye?

For any bag of chips, it's considered family size.

Would I be considered a "homo" because I have sex at home?

If you are fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?

If a vegan and a vegan have a fight, is it still considered beef?

I recently learned that churches won’t let trans men become priests because they don’t consider trans men as men, which is rather confusing to me.

As a Jew, I don’t know very much about Christianity, but from what I’ve heard, don’t priests love little boys?

If you steal a lottery ticket, is it considered Grand Theft Lotto?

I asked Daveon if he ever considered trying something new, and he replied "why fix what ain't broke?"

What are cow jokes considered?

Cheesy.

In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Midixadrupin, Midixarizin or Dixafix.

I cannot believe Kelly Clarkson's music is considered pop! More like comatose music!

If a lawyer gives birth to a stillborn baby, is it considered a miscarriage of justice?

Which planet would I consider dating?

I don’t know, but not Saturn because she’s already got a ring on her.

We got Spider-Man Homecoming, Spider-Man Far from Home, then Spider-Man No Way Home, considering society’s current state and how shitty 2023 is, the next movie is probably gonna be Spider-Man Homosexual.

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" The dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism. Your mother, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the people. The nanny, we'll consider her the working class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense."

The little boy goes off to bed thinking about what dad had said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has soiled his diaper. The little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now." The father says, "Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about."

The little boy replies, "Well, while capitalism is screwing the working class, the government is sound asleep, the people are being ignored and the future is in deep shit."