Considered jokes

If a vegan and a vegan have a fight, is it still considered beef?

If a lawyer gives birth to a stillborn baby, is it considered a miscarriage of justice?

If you are fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?

When someone says don't talk back to me, say, "I wasn't aware that answering a question was considered talking back."

In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Midixadrupin, Midixarizin or Dixafix.

Do you ever consider during the cremation that the meat is well done?

For any bag of chips, it's considered family size.

I'm surprised BLESSEDBRIAN can fit through the door, considering how INFLATED his ego is.

What are cow jokes considered?

Cheesy.

Adin, you should consider eating pencil lead, you fat cat lover, only if you're the new Adin from FF though xoxo da babby.

A woman once falsely accused me of rape, and I was sentenced to life in prison.

PLEASE CONSIDER LAUGHING now 😂

I always say no to drugs, but considering that I'm talking to them right now, I probably already said yes.

I recently learned that churches won’t let trans men become priests because they don’t consider trans men as men, which is rather confusing to me.

As a Jew, I don’t know very much about Christianity, but from what I’ve heard, don’t priests love little boys?

If an orphan took a photo, what would it be considered?

Not a family photo.

Man 1: I-I ran my mom over to get a stupid book.

Man 2: Aww, books aren't that bad. I'm sure she thinks you're a great son considering she can't drive anymore.

Man 1: She was in the road, and I was rushing to get the last copy of this book. She can't drive or do anything anymore.

I do consider Johnny Depp to be a victim of domestic violence.

Just like how I consider a children's hospital run by Michael Jackson and a retirement home run by Harold Shipman to be both safe places to be in.

The real dead hooker joke is on all of us from the Fraser Valley in BC. You know damn well each and everyone of us ate that Pickton hooker pork. Considering it stretching from the 80's-2000's, pretty sure he got 4 generations of Valley folk with that Pickton pork.

Would masturbating while smoking weed be considered masturblazing, weedwhacking, or highjacking?

You never told me you were part orangutan. Have you considered taking a vacation to Planet of the Apes?

If you hit an Indian person on the forehead with a dart, is it considered a bullseye?