Considered Jokes

Donald Trump is proud of being white, which is strange, considering he's orange. Makes you wonder why he didn't pull a Michael Jackson and bleach his own skin....

If I place a slide on the edge of a cliff or a really high building, would going down it be considered suislide?

Asking for a friend.

I find it bemusing that hardcore right-wingers are superfans of Johnny Depp, considering that he looks like a dangerous Mexican drug lord.

I do consider Johnny Depp to be a victim of domestic violence...

Just like how I consider a children's hospital run by Michael Jackson and a retirement home run by Harold Shipman to be both safe places to be in.

Me to bully: You are so fat that when the satellite took the picture you were considered as an island. Bully:(Speechless)

If I grew a nanometer taller for every 2/10 woman expecting a 6’3”+ guy, I would be considered attractive💀

Canada being the most educated country in the world is bemusing, considering that Canadians cannot spell legalise and programme correctly.

Oh, and most of them do not realise that it's day-month-year, NOT month-day-year.

Which planet would I consider dating?

I don’t know, but not Saturn cause she’s already got a ring on her