When a deaf person is on trial, is it really considered a hearing?
Considered Jokes
Adin, you should consider eating pencil lead, you fat cat lover, only if you're the new Adin from FF though xoxo da babby.
Judge: We shall now sentence you for the murder of your parents.
Accused: Please consider a lenient sentence, your honor.
Judge: But why?
Accused: Because I’m an orphan.
This is not even a joke, it's a serious question... Is eating ass considered cannibalism?
Am I considered a cannibal because I told my mom that Grandma's ashes were sugar?
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be considered?
Not a family photo.
Which planet would I consider dating?
I don’t know, but not Saturn because she’s already got a ring on her.
When a king farts, is it considered a noble gas?
Would I be considered a "homo" because I have sex at home?
Hey everyone, I'm back because I'm sinking back towards depression because my sister is really being a bitch, and my parents always side with her, and the stress over online school is just getting overwhelming, and I'm seriously considering hanging myself to end it all because the pain is just... terrible, and I feel like I'm not worth life.
Man 1: I-I ran my mom over to get a stupid book.
Man 2: Aww, books aren't that bad. I'm sure she thinks you're a great son considering she can't drive anymore.
Man 1: She was in the road, and I was rushing to get the last copy of this book. She can't drive or do anything anymore.
Setting: Funeral Home
Customer: Yes, I was considering what would be the best option for cheap cremation, but I feel that's silly to ask.
Funeral Director: Oh! We do have these nice urns over here at a discounted 75 percent off.
Customer: Okay? What's the catch? That's almost 300 dollars off?
Funeral Director: I assure you these are top-of-the-line urns and will keep your loved ones' remains secure and dry.
Customer: Okay?
Funeral Director: Yep, these have only been used once, so it is absolutely worth the purchase.
By: MiniMemorials.com
Why are Communists considered the left?
Because they can’t do anything right.
What are cow jokes considered?
Cheesy.
If I place a slide on the edge of a cliff or a really high building, would going down it be considered "suislide"?
Asking for a friend.
You know, it's only considered murder if there's a body. Otherwise, it's just a missing person.
Is necrophilia considered cracking open a cold one?
If you steal a lottery ticket, is it considered Grand Theft Lotto?
If a cat hits you with her tail, is it considered being pussy whipped?
Surely people would consider putting pedals on wheelchairs so that their arms don't get tired.