Consequence jokes

So you wanna play like that, ayy? Well, Sydney didn't wanna play like that either, and that's why you got arrested.

Hear about the restaurant called karma? There is no menu: You get what you deserve.

This is mean af. Y'all need to stop this. Like, what the f *ck? What would happen if you all grew up and you were like this? Like, damn.

Yesterday my daughter was playing in the garden when I saw her kill a butterfly. I told her that, as a punishment, she won't eat butter for 1 month.

Today I saw her killing a cockroach in the kitchen. I told her "nice try".

Why is sex like math? You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there's no multiplying.

Confucius say, "man who go to sleep with itchy bum, wake up with smelly finger."