Consequence jokes

Hear about the restaurant called karma? There is no menu: You get what you deserve.

This is mean af. Y'all need to stop this. Like, what the f *ck? What would happen if you all grew up and you were like this? Like, damn.

Yesterday my daughter was playing in the garden when I saw her kill a butterfly. I told her that, as a punishment, she won't eat butter for 1 month.

Today I saw her killing a cockroach in the kitchen. I told her "nice try".

Why is sex like math? You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there's no multiplying.

Confucius say, "man who go to sleep with itchy bum, wake up with smelly finger."