Conflict jokes
I've been trying to use Google Maps in Ukraine, but I couldn't because I only saw Russia.
How did the British lose the War of 1812?
They were out-Britshed.
What is your arm's favorite military branch? The army.
Little Johnny was getting beaten up by two kids, so I came and helped.
He won’t stand against the three of us!
A black n***a crashes a neighborhood barbecue, bragging about his 'hood credentials' while hogging all the ribs and collard greens. The host calls him out, 'Yo, pay up or get out. Ain't no freebies here.' He laughs it off, 'Man, I run this block!' But the host's burly brother, who's been grilling the whole time, snarls, 'Wrong, fool. Time to settle the score.' He pins him against the picnic table, wraps a chain leash around his neck from the dog run, edges him with a vibrating basting brush slathered in hot sauce, and then plows his ass deep and hard, grunting, 'Now you're the main course, spicier than the jerk chicken!'
"Ching chong, drop the bomb!"
Americans don't like playing chess with Muslims; last time they did play, they ended up losing two towers.
What do you call a white kid who kills another?
Russia vs Ukraine hahaha.
How does an American know that his time has come?
He starts hearing Vietnamese.
Jokes about ISIS are all about the execution.
What do you call a terrorist attack in Iraq? A selfie!
So, if Russia was the motherland and Germany was the fatherland, what does that mean?
The Western Front is domestic violence.
Me: "The villain has a point, you know."
Everyone else watching the WW2 documentary:
My sister told me only onions make you cry, so I always hit her back when she hit me, but I hit her with a shoe only to catch her cry.
Do you know why the cake doesn't ever fight anyone?
He says, "Take a peace of that!" while entering a fight.
America: "WE NEED MORE AMMO!"
Japan: "We are the ammo."
Why is the Azovstal Steel Plant important to the Russian?
Because it stores Zelensky's balls of steel!
If two vegetarians get into a fight, is it still called a beef?
What do Israel and Epstein have in common?
"Look at that, time to blow up some kids."
Women understand each other.
That’s why they argue.