Conflict jokes
When the guy next to you says that he kind of agrees with the villain.
Me watching a World War 2 documentary.
Why do lesbians have the highest rate of domestic violence?
Because women are emotional and full of drama.
During WWI and WWII, the infantry would use shovels as weapons and to dig trenches. I bet they really dig that weapon!
Palestinians leave without saying goodbye.
Israel says goodbye when the Americans say so.
If Germany is the father land, and Russia is the mother land, would WWII just be domestic violence?
Afgans looking at the GBU-43/B Massive Ordnance Air Blast Bomb like
How do fat people settle arguments?
By bumping into each other to see who falls over first.
Why is the Azovstal Steel Plant important to the Russian?
Because it stores Zelensky's balls of steel!
What is the best way to deal with bullies?
You shoot them.
Russia vs. Ukraine is the ultimate CS:GO match ever!
Three Nazis walk into a bar.
I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided completely if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone...
I can't decide which side to take on abortion; on one hand it kills babies and on the other it gives women a choice...
When Hitler killed himself, he shot himself twice. The first one was Operation Barbarossa, and the second one was his death.
Why did Hitler kill himself? He knew the war was over at the beginning.
A war isn’t about who is right, it’s about who is left!
What's the difference between an Afghan kindergarten and a military target?
The drone guy didn't know either.
Welcome to politics: You lie to fight and fight to lie.
The point of war is not to die for your country, but to make the fresh recruit on the enemy's side die for his.
Husband: Dammit, Alice! I'm your husband, and I'm telling you that you better stay in this kitchen if you know what's good for you!
Wife: Go to hell, Bob! I'm leaving!
Ignoring my protective advice, Alice stormed out of our underground kitchen, even though it was the safest place to be while the nuclear war still raged outside.
What's full of lard and is reserved as Putin's cannon fodder?
Your mum!!!