Little Johnny was getting beaten up by two kids, so I came and helped.
He won’t stand against the three of us!
How does an American know that his time has come?
He starts hearing Vietnamese.
We destroyed two boats, and they dropped the sun on us twice!
America: "WE NEED MORE AMMO!"
Japan: "We are the ammo."
Why is the Azovstal Steel Plant important to the Russian?
Because it stores Zelensky's balls of steel!
My sister told me only onions make you cry, so I always hit her back when she hit me, but I hit her with a shoe only to catch her cry.
Why can't a homeless person be in "The Boys?"
Because he would have beef with Homelander.
If Germany is the father land, and Russia is the mother land, would WWII just be domestic violence?
Jokes about ISIS are all about the execution.
So, if Russia was the motherland and Germany was the fatherland, what does that mean?
The Western Front is domestic violence.
If two vegetarians get into a fight, is it still called a beef?
Just told Putin to get some b*tches.
Waiting for 3801 missiles to strike my house.
If anyone ever makes a time machine, please make a bunker for Hitler/the Nazis and send them to 2050. I want to see who would die first, future us or them.
We all know yo homie bout to hop in a fight when:
1. He staring mighty hard at y'all.
2. When your friend know you gon get your ass beat.
3. When your friend say he not gon jump in (you know he lying).
Africa has every type of gun but one...
A water gun.
Russia vs Ukraine be like that COD Modern Warfare mission. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jim: My grandpa fought in the army during World War Two. He was an officer.
Me: Cool, what rank of officer?
Jim: SS.
Me:...
The eyelash and the lipstick got into a fight. Soon they will make up.
Husband: Dammit, Alice! I'm your husband, and I'm telling you that you better stay in this kitchen if you know what's good for you!
Wife: Go to hell, Bob! I'm leaving!
Ignoring my protective advice, Alice stormed out of our underground kitchen, even though it was the safest place to be while the nuclear war still raged outside.
America saying they are more stupid. Russia saying they are more stupid = the stupidest war.
