Conflict jokes
In America, you fight Ukraine.
In Soviet Russia, you fight Mykraine.
How did the British lose the War of 1812?
They were out-Britshed.
Little Johnny was getting beaten up by two kids, so I came and helped.
He won’t stand against the three of us!
What do you call a white kid who kills another?
Russia vs Ukraine hahaha.
How does an American know that his time has come?
He starts hearing Vietnamese.
Memes
So, if Russia was the motherland and Germany was the fatherland, what does that mean?
The Western Front is domestic violence.
Just told Putin to get some b*tches.
Waiting for 3801 missiles to strike my house.
My sister told me only onions make you cry, so I always hit her back when she hit me, but I hit her with a shoe only to catch her cry.
Why can't a homeless person be in "The Boys?"
Because he would have beef with Homelander.
America: "WE NEED MORE AMMO!"
Japan: "We are the ammo."
Why is the Azovstal Steel Plant important to the Russian?
Because it stores Zelensky's balls of steel!
We destroyed two boats, and they dropped the sun on us twice!
If two vegetarians get into a fight, is it still called a beef?
Jokes about ISIS are all about the execution.
The eyelash and the lipstick got into a fight. Soon they will make up.
If anyone ever makes a time machine, please make a bunker for Hitler/the Nazis and send them to 2050. I want to see who would die first, future us or them.
We all know yo homie bout to hop in a fight when:
1. He staring mighty hard at y'all.
2. When your friend know you gon get your ass beat.
3. When your friend say he not gon jump in (you know he lying).
Jim: My grandpa fought in the army during World War Two. He was an officer.
Me: Cool, what rank of officer?
Jim: SS.
Me:...
Africa has every type of gun but one...
A water gun.
Russia vs Ukraine be like that COD Modern Warfare mission. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣