Conflict

Conflict Jokes

Bomb

"You da bomb!" "No, you da bomb!"

In the US, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.

Nuke

What makes a nuke and divorce the same?

It only takes one of each to end your life.

Wild West

I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided completely if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone...

Argument

Do you know what's the difference between a knife and a girl's argument?

A knife has a point.

Man

What do you call an Irish man that breaks up fights?

Liam Malone.

Wordplay

Zelensky: I'm begging for Russian forces to withdraw from the whole of Ukraine.

Putin: Crimea river.

Kindergarten

What's the difference between a Syrian kindergarten and an ISIS hospital?

I wouldn't know, I'm just the drone operator.

Russian

Ukrainians leave without saying goodbye.

Russians say goodbye without leaving.

Ukraine

I've been trying to use Google Maps in Ukraine, but I couldn't because I only saw Russia.