"You da bomb!" "No, you da bomb!"
In the US, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.
What makes a nuke and divorce the same?
It only takes one of each to end your life.
I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided completely if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone...
What do you call an Iraqi swimming in the water?
A bath bomb.
What do you call an Irish man that breaks up fights?
Liam Malone.
Do you know what's the difference between a knife and a girl's argument?
A knife has a point.
Zelensky: I'm begging for Russian forces to withdraw from the whole of Ukraine.
Putin: Crimea river.
What did the Taliban say to the Afghan?
Nothing, they blew him up.
What's the difference between a Syrian kindergarten and an ISIS hospital?
I wouldn't know, I'm just the drone operator.
Honestly, Ukraine is just built to annoy Russia.
Whoever killed Adolf Hitler is MY hero!
"Rape[is] the only sign of world peace in this life."
"Ching chong, drop the bomb!"
What is your arm's favorite military branch? The army.
How did the British lose the War of 1812?
They were out-Britshed.
In America, you fight Ukraine.
In Soviet Russia, you fight Mykraine.
Little Johnny was getting beaten up by two kids, so I came and helped.
He won’t stand against the three of us!
How does an American know that his time has come?
He starts hearing Vietnamese.
If two vegetarians get into a fight, is it still called a beef?
If Germany is the father land, and Russia is the mother land, would WWII just be domestic violence?
