What makes a nuke and divorce the same?
It only takes one of each to end your life.
I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided completely if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone...
What do you call an Iraqi swimming in the water?
A bath bomb.
Do you know what's the difference between a knife and a girl's argument?
A knife has a point.
What do you call an Irish man that breaks up fights?
Liam Malone.
Zelensky: I'm begging for Russian forces to withdraw from the whole of Ukraine.
Putin: Crimea river.
Honestly, Ukraine is just built to annoy Russia.
What did the Taliban say to the Afghan?
Nothing, they blew him up.
Who are the best at bowling?
Terrorists, they always throw strikes.
What's the difference between a Syrian kindergarten and an ISIS hospital?
I wouldn't know, I'm just the drone operator.
Israel and Palestine jokes are hard at these times.
It’s all about execution.
Whoever killed Adolf Hitler is MY hero!
Babies are like airstrikes; they get aborted.
"Rape[is] the only sign of world peace in this life."
"Ching chong, drop the bomb!"
If two vegans are arguing, is it still considered beef?
In America, you fight Ukraine.
In Soviet Russia, you fight Mykraine.
I've been trying to use Google Maps in Ukraine, but I couldn't because I only saw Russia.
What is your arm's favorite military branch? The army.
How did the British lose the War of 1812?
They were out-Britshed.
