Conflict jokes
Say, Aiden, are you and Gwen dating? Oooo, you and her sitting in a tree, K.I.S.S.I.N.G., then comes the romance, then comes engagement, then comes the wedding, and then the baby! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Then comes cheating and arguments, and then D.I.V.O.R.C.E.!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aiden + Gwen = Husband and wife! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Girlfriend and boyfriend!!!!!!!!
When I was young, I got bullied by two kids, and whenever I got hit to the ground, I would get back up and cry. Then I had the courage to fight back, except they didn't get back up.
So, I saw two homeless people on the road fighting. I said, "Stop fighting and go home." I guess it was a little insensitive.
What's a cow's favorite war?
World War Moo.
Africa has every type of gun but one...
A water gun.
Abe vs The South
Why did the cow not want to talk to the other cow? Because they had beef with each other.
What if you put a scared homosexual guy and an angry homophobic guy inside a stable?
Hmm, let's see, if the homosexual guy has some good luck, maybe he will meet a super unicorn and help him out to defeat the angry homophobic guy :D
How [does] a disabled kid face [the] Jalalas?
He can't run, just hug the bomb.
Do you know why the cake doesn't ever fight anyone?
He says, "Take a peace of that!" while entering a fight.
Why the actual fuck is there drama on this website? Anyone can fake to be someone they're not, and no one will know the goddamn difference. I’m just trying to look at/make jokes, and I’m getting shit from people saying, "It’s too offensive" or something like that. Goddamn just take that shit somewhere else.
I called a suicide hotline in Iraq. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
Whoever killed Adolf Hitler is MY hero!
In America, you fight Ukraine.
In Soviet Russia, you fight Mykraine.
Why was the Roman soldier kicked out of the army? Because he was "Romin" around during war.
Russian history in 5 words: "And then things got worse."
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
I got into a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7, and 9. The odds were against me.
Honestly, Ukraine is just built to annoy Russia.
What do you call an Israeli strike against Gaza?
A Kike Strike!
Do you know why God created wars? To teach Americans geography.