Conflict jokes
Israel and Palestine jokes are hard at these times.
It’s all about execution.
If two vegans are arguing, is it still considered beef?
Why is Russia invading Ukraine?
«Мы хотим вернуть Советский Союз!»
I talked to a future suicide bomber. I told him, "ISIS ain't got sh** on me because I planted a bomb and lived."
"You da bomb!" "No, you da bomb!"
In the US, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.
I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided completely if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone...
What do you call an Iraqi swimming in the water?
A bath bomb.
What makes a nuke and divorce the same?
It only takes one of each to end your life.
In America, you fight Ukraine.
In Soviet Russia, you fight Mykraine.
Whoever killed Adolf Hitler is MY hero!
What do you call an Irish man that breaks up fights?
Liam Malone.
Do you know what's the difference between a knife and a girl's argument?
A knife has a point.
Women understand each other.
That’s why they argue.
Ukrainians leave without saying goodbye.
Russians say goodbye without leaving.
What's the difference between a Syrian kindergarten and an ISIS hospital?
I wouldn't know, I'm just the drone operator.
What did the Taliban say to the Afghan?
Nothing, they blew him up.
Zelensky: I'm begging for Russian forces to withdraw from the whole of Ukraine.
Putin: Crimea river.
Who are the best at bowling?
Terrorists, they always throw strikes.
Why can't a homeless person be in "The Boys?"
Because he would have beef with Homelander.
Honestly, Ukraine is just built to annoy Russia.