"You da bomb!" "No, you da bomb!"
In the US, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.
What do you call an Irish man that breaks up fights?
Liam Malone.
Zelensky: I'm begging for Russian forces to withdraw from the whole of Ukraine.
Putin: Crimea river.
What's the difference between a Syrian kindergarten and an ISIS hospital?
I wouldn't know, I'm just the drone operator.
Whoever killed Adolf Hitler is MY hero!
"Ching chong, drop the bomb!"
What is your arm's favorite military branch? The army.