A little girl asks her mum, "Mummy how was I born?" Her mother smiled and replied: Once upon a time, your daddy and I decided to plant a wonderful little seed. Daddy put it in the earth, and I took care of it every single day. The seed slowly grew more and more leaves, and in a few months it turned into a beautiful, healthy plant. So me and Daddy tool the plant, dried it, smoked it and got so hight that we fucked without a condom!
You're so bald, that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom
What's more useless than a broken condom? A fetus resulting from a broken condom.
A guy and his girl just finished making love. Just as they lay next to each other, the girl asks "Have you thought about any baby names?". The guy then takes his condom off and ties it, and says "Well propably David Copperfield, if he gets out of this"
What’s the difference between your boyfriend and a condom? A. Condoms have evolved: They’re not so thick and insensitive anymore.
1+1=3 If you dont use a condom
If you buy two condoms, but your banging a woman, its fine, dont throw it away, just make her transgender. I dunno man, worked for me.
Four gay guys are sitting in a Jacuzzi when all of a sudden, a condom starts floating. One of the gay guys turns around and asks, "Okay, who farted?"
Don’t have sex. Because you will get pregnant. And die.
what does the twin towers and my ads condom both have in common they both broke and everbody cried
Why laws forbids hoes from owning stocks in condom makers?
Answer: insider trading
what did the hot dog say to the condom.? hotdog condom style.
What's the difference between a used condom and the UCP? The condom was actually useful at one point.
this guy looked down the aisle and asked hey are those kids all yours an i replied: no i work for a condom company and these kids are just all of my complaints
when your rother sends you to go get a box of condoms for his b day (* *)
a customer came too me and asked for condoms for tiny dicks.
Why is the Catholic church in favor of condoms now?
It's now getting harder to hide DNA evidence.
Mom: son where is my condoms son: what are condoms DAD: she puts it on me and the sandwich son: wait why did my girlfriend come over and take one dad: um I don't know but go to bed son: but it's 2:46pm in the afternoon bruh
Other condom name is a orphan’s home
Why did the Irishman use 3 condoms? Yo be sure to be sure to be sure
