so two condoms walk by a gay bar, what does one condom say to the other, "hey, wanna get 'shit-faced?'"
A man looks at his friend and says, "If you and a friend go camping and you two get really drunk, and in the morning you wake up with a condom in your butt, would you tell anyone?" The friend says in a disgusted tone, "No." So the man says, "Okay, let's go camping."
Condoms are for pussys
What did the penis say to the condom?
"Cover me, I'm going in!"
What's the best part of not wearing a condom when I'm with my girlfriend? My mom went through menopause.
I don't like condoms but I like gay pregnant X
Why did they invent glow-in-the-dark condoms? So gay guys can play Star Wars.
"Son, I found a condom in your room."
"Gee, thanks, Grandpa!"
"Why are you calling me Grandpa?"
"Because I couldn't find it yesterday."
