Compliment jokes

You're so wonderful that Wonderland booked tickets to meet you!

Your smile is so nice that the moon shines off them.

Your forehead is so big, I thought you were Megamind for a second there.

My wife told me she was fat and depressed. She asked me to compliment her, so I said, "You have perfect eyesight!"

Did you just come from a bakery? Because you’ve got the hottest pair of buns I’ve seen all week.

Your favorite artist must be Rihanna, the way your forehead shines bright like a diamond!

How did the emo kid compliment the other emo kid? He said, "I like your cuts G."

Someone complimented me on my driving last week. They left a note saying, "Parking Fine!"

I'll give you an A because you're awesome.

B because you're beautiful.

A C because you're caring.

And I'll give you this D cuz you deserve it.

You must be from Pearl Harbor, 'cause baby, you're the bomb!

Hey, you there, were you raised on a chicken farm? 'Cause you really know how to raise a cock!

"Orla Doyle is fit."

I thought when my friends called me curvy, it was a compliment, but it turns out they were referring to my spine.

You're really sexy 😉

They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well, apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.

What did one man say to his friend who had a receding hairline?

He said, “Hey, friend, I can see that your head definitely has a brighter future than mine.”

On Paxomedy channel, I made a video of a Rooster and a dog fighting.

I needed to know why they were fighting. Once I dug down into the issue, it turned out that the Dog called the Rooster a Cock, and the Rooster laughed and called the Dog a useless Bitch, and that was the beginning of their fight, and weird enough, the Cock won!

I went to congratulate the winner, but he thought he was insulting me by calling me Zinjathropus, but I said that was a compliment because Zinja was an old skeleton found in Africa, and I am African. I said to the Rooster he shouldn't have fought with the dog just because he called him a Cock. He said that being called a Cock is a compliment, and the fighting was his exercise to toughen up for serious fights with Dogs!

A wife asks her husband: Am I pretty or ugly?

The husband answers her: Pretty.

The wife responds: Thank yo-

The husband interrupts her: Pretty ugly!

Hi guys! Ello here! So I am determined to get as many people as possible to like my jokes and comment. So, without further ado, here goes nothing!

So I have been looking at all your jokes, and UHHHHHH has not been the nicest. I don't really love the words she is choosing, but I'm not going to let her get in my head. :)

So guys make sure that you like and comment! Love y'all!!!!! :D

You smash me so hard, I gave her the D.