Compliment jokes
What did one tower say to the other? "Damn, you looking fly!"
What did one man say to his friend who had a receding hairline?
He said, “Hey, friend, I can see that your head definitely has a brighter future than mine.”
What did one emo kid say to the other?
"I like ya cut, G."
"You're the bomb"—a compliment in the USA.
An argument in the Middle East.
"You da bomb!" "No, you da bomb!"
In the US, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.
This is so bad
Your hairline is so long The Rock complimented it!
I rate you 9 out of 10, because I'm the 1 you need.
What do you say to an emo's wrist?...
"I like ur cut G."
Are you made of Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?
Cause damn, you lookin' kinda Au Ti S Ti C!
What did the 0 say to the 8?
"Nice belt."
What does the man cheeseburger say to the girl cheeseburger?
“You got nice buns!”
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You're cheap; no one even pays attention.
What did the grape say to the rapper?
"You're so VINE, you must be on the JUICE!"
Someone complimented me on my driving last week. They left a note saying, "Parking Fine!"
You must be the square root of -1, because you can't be real.
What did the booty say to the chair?
"You complete me!"
Is it just me, or are you the prettiest person I've seen today?
The boyfriend says to the explosive dude: "You're the bomb!" The explosive dude says: "Wow, that was Whitty."
Did the sun just come out, or did you just smile at me?