Compliment jokes

You're so wonderful that Wonderland booked tickets to meet you!

Your smile is so nice that the moon shines off them.

Your forehead is so big, I thought you were Megamind for a second there.

I thought when my friends called me curvy, it was a compliment, but it turns out they were referring to my spine.

Hey, you there, were you raised on a chicken farm? 'Cause you really know how to raise a cock!

You must be from Pearl Harbor, 'cause baby, you're the bomb!

My wife told me she was fat and depressed. She asked me to compliment her, so I said, "You have perfect eyesight!"

Your favorite artist must be Rihanna, the way your forehead shines bright like a diamond!

Did you just come from a bakery? Because you’ve got the hottest pair of buns I’ve seen all week.

How did the emo kid compliment the other emo kid? He said, "I like your cuts G."

Someone complimented me on my driving last week. They left a note saying, "Parking Fine!"

I'll give you an A because you're awesome.

B because you're beautiful.

A C because you're caring.

And I'll give you this D cuz you deserve it.

"Orla Doyle is fit."

You're really sexy 😉

They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well, apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.

What did one man say to his friend who had a receding hairline?

He said, “Hey, friend, I can see that your head definitely has a brighter future than mine.”

On Paxomedy channel, I made a video of a Rooster and a dog fighting.

I needed to know why they were fighting. Once I dug down into the issue, it turned out that the Dog called the Rooster a Cock, and the Rooster laughed and called the Dog a useless Bitch, and that was the beginning of their fight, and weird enough, the Cock won!

I went to congratulate the winner, but he thought he was insulting me by calling me Zinjathropus, but I said that was a compliment because Zinja was an old skeleton found in Africa, and I am African. I said to the Rooster he shouldn't have fought with the dog just because he called him a Cock. He said that being called a Cock is a compliment, and the fighting was his exercise to toughen up for serious fights with Dogs!

A wife asks her husband: Am I pretty or ugly?

The husband answers her: Pretty.

The wife responds: Thank yo-

The husband interrupts her: Pretty ugly!

Hi guys! Ello here! So I am determined to get as many people as possible to like my jokes and comment. So, without further ado, here goes nothing!

So I have been looking at all your jokes, and UHHHHHH has not been the nicest. I don't really love the words she is choosing, but I'm not going to let her get in my head. :)

So guys make sure that you like and comment! Love y'all!!!!! :D

You smash me so hard, I gave her the D.