Your smile is so nice that the moon shines off them.
Your forehead is so big, I thought you were Megamind for a second there.
hey you there, were you raised on a chicken farm? cause you really know how to raise a cock!
"Orla Doyle is fit."
Someone complimented me on my driving last week. They left a note saying, "Parking Fine!"
I'll give you an A because you're awesome.
B because you're beautiful.
A C because you're caring.
And I'll give you this D cuz you deserve it.
Did you just come from a bakery? Because you’ve got the hottest pair of buns I’ve seen all week.
Your favorite artist must be Rihanna, the way your forehead shines bright like a diamond!
My wife told me she was fat and depressed. She asked me to compliment her, so I said, "You have perfect eyesight!"
You must be from Pearl Harbor, 'cause baby, you're the bomb!
You're really sexy 😉
They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well, apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.
What did one man say to his friend who had a receding hairline?
He said, “Hey, friend, I can see that your head definitely has a brighter future than mine.”
On Paxomedy channel, I made a video of a Rooster and a dog fighting.
I needed to know why they were fighting. Once I dug down into the issue, it turned out that the Dog called the Rooster a Cock, and the Rooster laughed and called the Dog a useless Bitch, and that was the beginning of their fight, and weird enough, the Cock won!
I went to congratulate the winner, but he thought he was insulting me by calling me Zinjathropus, but I said that was a compliment because Zinja was an old skeleton found in Africa, and I am African. I said to the Rooster he shouldn't have fought with the dog just because he called him a Cock. He said that being called a Cock is a compliment, and the fighting was his exercise to toughen up for serious fights with Dogs!
A wife asks her husband: Am I pretty or ugly?
The husband answers her: Pretty.
The wife responds: Thank yo-
The husband interrupts her: Pretty ugly!
Hi guys! Ello here! So I am determined to get as many people as possible to like my jokes and comment. So, without further ado, here goes nothing!
So I have been looking at all your jokes, and UHHHHHH has not been the nicest. I don't really love the words she is choosing, but I'm not going to let her get in my head. :)
So guys make sure that you like and comment! Love y'all!!!!! :D
ur smash me so hard i gave her the d
What did the boy banana say to the girl banana Dang girl you are so appealing😙
So two people are on a date and the guy says “wow you are so beautiful” then the girl says “you just want to have sex” then the guy adds “SMART TO!”
I would call Slade dense, but that would be an insult to rocks.
