Compliment memes
My boy best friend needs to have this app rn
This is so bad
My Mom: your so pretty! Me:
Jokes
If sex with three people is called a threesome and sex with four people is called a foursome, I guess now it's clear why everyone calls me handsome.
Wife: "I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"
Husband: "You have perfect eyesight."
My child: "Dad, am I beautiful?"
Me: "You’re like the sun, sweetie. You’re painful to look at."