Compliment jokes
You smash me so hard, I gave her the D.
I would call Slade dense, but that would be an insult to rocks.
So, two people are on a date and the guy says, "Wow, you are so beautiful!"
Then the girl says, "You just want to have sex!"
Then the guy adds, "SMART TO!"
What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?
"Dang girl, you are so appealing!" 😙
A Snorlax was in a bar, and he was drinking beer when an Eevee and a Rockruff hopped onto a stool. The Eevee ordered an oran berry special for the both of them.
Snorlax: Y'all make the perfect couple.
Random Zorua: Dragonite, is it just an illusion, or is that Snorlax fatter than this region?
How do emo kids compliment each other? They say, "I like your cuts, G!"
How does an emo kid compliment one another?
Like your cuts, G.
I gave my sister a compliment and said she's pretty, then while she was saying thanks, I said, "pretty ugly."
Me: You are pretty. Her: Thanks. Me: Pretty ugly.
Women be like I don't wear makeup for men.
Then get mad when a man doesn't compliment her in her makeup!
"You're the bomb."
"No, you're the bomb."
A compliment in the US, an argument in the Middle East.
You're just big and good.
You must be the square root of -1, because you can't be real.
Doc: Can I help you?
Girl: Doctor, I have pain in my heart.
Doc: When did it begin?
Girl: Right now (seeing him like a doll).
Doc: Hh...do you like me? I know I am handsome...
Girl: No, don’t get me wrong. You just look like someone I know.
Doc: Who is that? Is your boyfriend?
Girl: No, it’s my pet (rabbit), his name is Rokie.
I bet when your mom first saw you, she said, "Oh my god, this ain't my child. My child would look amazing."
Three people having sex is a threesome; two people is a twosome. So next time someone calls you "handsome," don't take it as a compliment.
One time a kid came to the hospital and said, "I really need help." The kid said he was really hot, so they put an ice cold towel on him.
Then the doctor asked him if he had any problems, and he said, "Yes, I am really hot." The doctor realized that he looked fine, so he said, "Are you sure? You look amazing." And the kid said that he meant to say, "I look hot!"
A young woman goes for her first gynecological exam, and the nurse has her take off her clothes, put on a gown, and get in the stirrups. She tells her the doctor will be in in a minute.
The doctor comes in and tells the young lady that she has one of the most beautiful vaginas he’s ever seen, and he has seen a lot of them. She thanks him for the compliment. He tells her he is about to start the examination, but he is going to have to numb her first, when she says ok, he goes:
"Num num num num num!"
Why do jeans always compliment your booty?
Because they’ve got your back!
Yo mama so "PHAT," she has big boobs and nice legs!
"You're the bomb"—a compliment in the USA.
An argument in the Middle East.