My mom told me to make my dad smile, and she will give me $100, so I said, "The Cowboys are gonna win the Super Bowl." He smiled, but my mom didn't give it to me.
Anyways, I forgot about my package coming, and the mailman came, and I said, "I like your hat; teal looks nice on you," and he smiled, and my mom gave me $100.
Your daddy must be a drug dealer, because you're dope.
If you were a vegetable, you would be a cute-cumber.
My friend got a sorry excuse for a new hair style, she says "How do you like my new hair style?"
Me: I think it's a great idea, when are you getting one?
You: Bro, this school picture is soooo ugly!! (Points to yours).
Me: Bruh, you just typed up mirror!
Hey girl, are you my boss? 'Cause you just gave me a raise.
Is it just me, or are you the prettiest person I've seen today?
Someone complimented my parking today! They left a sweet note on my windshield that said, “Parking fine.”
Your hairline is so long The Rock complimented it!
You’re so fine that my zipper is falling for you.
Girl: I’m so in love with you!
Boy: Me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot.
Girl: What’s the ijk?
Boy: I’m just kidding.
When someone calls me ugly, I get sad and hug them.
I know life can be difficult for those with weak vision.
You look so pretty. Not at all gross today.
I've tried to like all of your jokes. They are funny 😆 and joshisboss, you are awesome. Keep up the good work 👍!
Are you a banana...
because I find you a-peeling!
So, I was in the bathroom at school washing up, and this girl walked out of the stall and she was like, "Hey, can you make me laugh? I have been having a pretty bad day." And I was like, "Sure." I was like, "Come here." So she came over to me. I was like, "Girl, look at yourself in the mirror." And she started laughing so hard, and she said, "I'm so ugly."
I complimented my neighbor's skeleton decoration for Halloween, but they just told me that it's their anorexic daughter.
What did one tower say to the other? "Damn, you looking fly!"
The boyfriend says to the explosive dude: "You're the bomb!" The explosive dude says: "Wow, that was Whitty."
You're so wonderful that Wonderland booked tickets to meet you!
