Your daddy must be a drug dealer, because you're dope.
A wife asked her husband, "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?"
He looked at her from head to toe and replied, "I like your sense of humor!"
My friend got a sorry excuse for a new hair style, she says "How do you like my new hair style?"
Me: I think it's a great idea, when are you getting one?
If you were a vegetable, you would be a cute-cumber.
When someone calls me ugly, I get sad and hug them.
I know life can be difficult for those with weak vision.
Is it just me, or are you the prettiest person I've seen today?
Your hairline is so long The Rock complimented it!
You’re so fine that my zipper is falling for you.
Someone complimented my parking today! They left a sweet note on my windshield that said, “Parking fine.”
Girl: I’m so in love with you!
Boy: Me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot.
Girl: What’s the ijk?
Boy: I’m just kidding.
You: Bro, this school picture is soooo ugly!! (Points to yours).
Me: Bruh, you just typed up mirror!
Hey girl, are you my boss? 'Cause you just gave me a raise.
I've tried to like all of your jokes. They are funny 😆 and joshisboss, you are awesome. Keep up the good work 👍!
You look so pretty. Not at all gross today.
Are you a banana...
because I find you a-peeling
So, I was in the bathroom at school washing up, and this girl walked out of the stall and she was like, "Hey, can you make me laugh? I have been having a pretty bad day." And I was like, "Sure." I was like, "Come here." So she came over to me. I was like, "Girl, look at yourself in the mirror." And she started laughing so hard, and she said, "I'm so ugly."
I complimented my neighbor's skeleton decoration for Halloween, but they just told me that it's their anorexic daughter.
The boyfriend says to the explosive dude: "You're the bomb!" The explosive dude says: "Wow, that was Whitty."
What did one tower say to the other? "Damn, you looking fly!"
You're so wonderful that Wonderland booked tickets to meet you!
