Hey girl are you my boss ‘cause you just gave me a raise #pickupline
You’re so fine that my zipper is falling for you.
Ur hairline is so long the Rock complimented it
Someone complimented my parking today! They left a sweet note on my windshield that said “parking fine.”
You look so pretty. Not at all gross today.
Are you a banana...
because I find you a-peeling
So I was in the bathroom at school washing and this girl walked out of the stall and she was like "hey can you make me laugh? I have been having a pretty bad day." And I was like sure and I was like come here and so she came over to me I was like girl look at ur self in the mirror and she started laughing so hard and she said I'm so ugly.
I complimented my neighbor's skeleton decoration for Halloween but they just told me that it's their anorexic daughter.
Your smile is so nice that the moon shines off them
What did one tower say to the other damn you looking fly
Your forehead is so big I thought you were megamind for a second there
Someone complimented me on my driving last week. They left a note saying, 'Parking Fine'
hey you there, were you raised on a chicken farm? cause you really know how to raise a cock!
My wife told me she was fat and depressed. She asked me to compliment her so I said. "You have perfect eyesight!"
your favorite artist must be reahana the way ur forehead shnes bright like a diamond
Did you just come from a bakery? Because you’ve got the hottest pair of buns I’ve seen all week.
You must be from Pearl Harbor, 'cause baby, you're the bomb.
They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well, apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.
What did one man say to his friend who had a receding hairline?
He said, “Hey, friend, I can see that your head definitely has a brighter future than mine.”
On Paxomedy channel I made a video of a Rooster and a dog fighting. I needed to know why they were fighting. Once I dag down the issue it turned out that the Dog called the Rooster a Cock and the Rooster laughed and called the Dog a useless Bitch and that was the beginning of their fight and wierd enough the Cock won! I went to congratulate the winner but he thought he was insulting me by calling me Zinjathropus but I said that was a compliment because Zinja was an old skeleton found in Africa and I am African. I said to the Rooster he shouldnt have fought with the dog just because he called him a Cock. He said that being called a Cock is a compliment and the fighting was his exercise to toughen up for serious fights with Dogs!
