I complimented my neighbor's skeleton decoration for Halloween but they just told me that it's their anorexic daughter.
Your smile is so nice that the moon shines off them
What did one tower say to the other damn you looking fly
Your forehead is so big I thought you were megamind for a second there
hey you there, were you raised on a chicken farm? cause you really know how to raise a cock!
Did you just come from a bakery? Because you’ve got the hottest pair of buns I’ve seen all week.
your favorite artist must be reahana the way ur forehead shnes bright like a diamond
Someone complimented me on my driving last week. They left a note saying, 'Parking Fine'
They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well, apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.
What did one man say to his friend who had a receding hairline?
He said, “Hey, friend, I can see that your head definitely has a brighter future than mine.”
A wife asks her husband: am I pretty or ugly? The husband awnsers her: pretty. The wife responds: thank yo- The husband interrupts her: PRETTY UGLY!
ur smash me so hard i gave her the d
I would call Slade DENSE, but that would be an insult to ROCKS
So two people are on a date and the guy says “wow you are so beautiful” then the girl says “you just want to have sex” then the guy adds “SMART TO!”
What did the boy banana say to the girl banana Dang girl you are so appealing😙
i bet when your mom first saw you she said oh my god this aint my child my child would look amazing
three people having sex is a threesome two people is a twosome so next time someone calls you handsome don't take it as a compliment
Say Hey your pretty then she'll say omg thank you so much or something cringe then you say pretty f ing ugly aha gottie
Face-Timing My Girlfriend:
̈Hey girl! Are you a veterinarian? Because these puppies are sick! ̈ *shows muscle*
i think your eggcellent
