Compliment jokes

Your daddy must be a drug dealer, because you're dope.

Roses are red, just like your lips.

Mountains are big, just like your tits.

If you were a vegetable, you would be a cute-cumber.

My friend got a sorry excuse for a new hair style, she says "How do you like my new hair style?"

Me: I think it's a great idea, when are you getting one?

3 people having sex is a threesome, 2 is a twosome. So next time someone calls you 'HANDSOME', don't take it as a compliment!

Girl: I’m so in love with you!

Boy: Me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot.

Girl: What’s the ijk?

Boy: I’m just kidding.

When someone calls me ugly, I get sad and hug them.

I know life can be difficult for those with weak vision.

You: Bro, this school picture is soooo ugly!! (Points to yours).

Me: Bruh, you just typed up mirror!

You’re so fine that my zipper is falling for you.

You must be from Pearl Harbor, 'cause baby, you're the bomb!

Your hairline is so long The Rock complimented it!

Someone complimented my parking today! They left a sweet note on my windshield that said, “Parking fine.”

Hey girl, are you my boss? 'Cause you just gave me a raise.

Is it just me, or are you the prettiest person I've seen today?

I've tried to like all of your jokes. They are funny 😆 and joshisboss, you are awesome. Keep up the good work 👍!

You look so pretty. Not at all gross today.

Are you a banana...

because I find you a-peeling!

So, I was in the bathroom at school washing up, and this girl walked out of the stall and she was like, "Hey, can you make me laugh? I have been having a pretty bad day." And I was like, "Sure." I was like, "Come here." So she came over to me. I was like, "Girl, look at yourself in the mirror." And she started laughing so hard, and she said, "I'm so ugly."

I complimented my neighbor's skeleton decoration for Halloween, but they just told me that it's their anorexic daughter.

You're so wonderful that Wonderland booked tickets to meet you!