Compliment jokes

Your daddy must be a drug dealer, because you're dope.

Roses are red, just like your lips.

Mountains are big, just like your tits.

My friend got a sorry excuse for a new hair style, she says "How do you like my new hair style?"

Me: I think it's a great idea, when are you getting one?

If you were a vegetable, you would be a cute-cumber.

3 people having sex is a threesome, 2 is a twosome. So next time someone calls you 'HANDSOME', don't take it as a compliment!

Your hairline is so long The Rock complimented it!

You’re so fine that my zipper is falling for you.

Someone complimented my parking today! They left a sweet note on my windshield that said, “Parking fine.”

You must be from Pearl Harbor, 'cause baby, you're the bomb!

Girl: I’m so in love with you!

Boy: Me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot.

Girl: What’s the ijk?

Boy: I’m just kidding.

You: Bro, this school picture is soooo ugly!! (Points to yours).

Me: Bruh, you just typed up mirror!

When someone calls me ugly, I get sad and hug them.

I know life can be difficult for those with weak vision.

Hey girl, are you my boss? 'Cause you just gave me a raise.

Is it just me, or are you the prettiest person I've seen today?

I've tried to like all of your jokes. They are funny 😆 and joshisboss, you are awesome. Keep up the good work 👍!

You look so pretty. Not at all gross today.

Are you a banana...

because I find you a-peeling!

So, I was in the bathroom at school washing up, and this girl walked out of the stall and she was like, "Hey, can you make me laugh? I have been having a pretty bad day." And I was like, "Sure." I was like, "Come here." So she came over to me. I was like, "Girl, look at yourself in the mirror." And she started laughing so hard, and she said, "I'm so ugly."

I complimented my neighbor's skeleton decoration for Halloween, but they just told me that it's their anorexic daughter.

You're so wonderful that Wonderland booked tickets to meet you!