Compliment jokes
Yo mama so "PHAT," she has big boobs and nice legs!
I would roast you but you're already so hot.
A wife asks her husband: Am I pretty or ugly?
The husband answers her: Pretty.
The wife responds: Thank yo-
The husband interrupts her: Pretty ugly!
What did the emo guy say to the emo girl?
"Like ur cute g."
What did the grape say to the rapper?
"You're so VINE, you must be on the JUICE!"
What did the minute hand say to the hour hand?
Why are you so tall?
Hey girl, are you my boss? 'Cause you just gave me a raise.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Shrek thought he was ugly until he saw you.
You're so wonderful that Wonderland booked tickets to meet you!
What did the emo kid say to the other?
"I like ya cut, G."
You look so pretty. Not at all gross today.
A kid went and got a haircut. The day after, he went to school, and a friend says, "I like your cut." He replies, "Which one?"
What did the fish say to the other fish? "You have a big butt!"
The other fish said, "We don't have butts......"
My mom told me to make my dad smile, and she will give me $100, so I said, "The Cowboys are gonna win the Super Bowl." He smiled, but my mom didn't give it to me.
Anyways, I forgot about my package coming, and the mailman came, and I said, "I like your hat; teal looks nice on you," and he smiled, and my mom gave me $100.
When someone calls me ugly, I get sad and hug them.
I know life can be difficult for those with weak vision.
What did the booty say to the chair?
"You complete me!"
Q: How do emo kids complement each other?
A: I like your cuts g.
Your favorite artist must be Rihanna, the way your forehead shines bright like a diamond!
You: Bro, this school picture is soooo ugly!! (Points to yours).
Me: Bruh, you just typed up mirror!
You guys are better than a triple-scoop ice cream cone... with sprinkles!