Compliment Jokes

My woman is a nine on a bad day, but she’ll be 10 on her birthday

You're cheap no one even pays attention.

A mother and son were in the backyard and the son finished building a shed. The mother says "You're the best husband ever"

Are you made of Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?

Cause dam you lookin kinda Au Ti S Ti C

“You da bomb!” “No, you da bomb!”

In the US, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.

are you my pantry bc u look like a snack ;)

Husband: Hay honey words can’t describe how beautiful you are. Wife: aww thanks Husband:But numbers can 0 out of 10

You're so awesome that the word 'awesome' demanded it's title back

you look sexy with that rope around your neck

A kid went and cot a hair cut, the day after he went to school, and a friend says " I like your cut", and he replies "which one?"

You look good now, but you’d look better hanging from my ceiling. ;)

Are u mixed? Cuz ur half fine half mine😏

my mom told me to make my dad smile and she will give me $100, so i said ''the cowboys are gonna win the superbowl'' he smiled but my mom didn't give it to me, anyways i forgot about my package coming and the mailman came and i said ''i like your hat teal looks nice on you'' and he smiled and my mom gave me $100.

A wife asked her husband, "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?" He looked at her from head to toe and replied, "I like your sense of humor!"

My friend got a sorry excuse for a new hair style, she says "How do you like my new hair style?" Me: I think it's a great idea, when are you getting one?

if u were a vegetable u would be a cute-cumber

Girl: I’m so in love with you! Boy: me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: - aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot. Girl: whats the ijk? Boy: I’m just kidding