Compliment Jokes

Are you made of Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?

Cause dam you lookin kinda Au Ti S Ti C

“You da bomb!” “No, you da bomb!”

In the US, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.

are you my pantry bc u look like a snack ;)

You're so awesome that the word 'awesome' demanded it's title back

Are u mixed? Cuz ur half fine half mine😏

I rate you 9 out of 10 because I’m the 1 u need

you look sexy with that rope around your neck

You look good now, but you’d look better hanging from my ceiling. ;)

A kid went and cot a hair cut, the day after he went to school, and a friend says " I like your cut", and he replies "which one?"

Husband: Hay honey words can’t describe how beautiful you are. Wife: aww thanks Husband:But numbers can 0 out of 10

Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: "Adorable (A), beautiful (B), cute (C), delightful (D), elegant (E), fashionable (F), gorgeous (G), and hot (H)." Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?" Husband: "I'm just kidding!"

if u were a vegetable u would be a cute-cumber

My friend got a sorry excuse for a new hair style, she says "How do you like my new hair style?" Me: I think it's a great idea, when are you getting one?

Girl: I’m so in love with you! Boy: me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: - aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot. Girl: whats the ijk? Boy: I’m just kidding