What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Cross-country!!!
What do tomatoes π learn to do in a race?
Ketchup!
What did the two paintings say after a long battle? Lets call this one a draw
Friend #1: "Yo guys, what's the most unfair game you've ever played? For me it's Fortnite."
Friend #2: "I'd have to say Monopoly."
Me: "The most unfair game you say? Life, definitely. Like, no one wins, it's a one-way game."
Friend #2: "Uhh...that's not exactly what he meant..."
Friend #1: *calls the suicide hotline*
Why did the tiger loose at poker? Answer: Because he was playing with a cheetah.
Bend over and spell run
Official Dj Penaldo playlist. 1. I'm a fraud 2. I need you (ft. Tap-ins) 3. I Want to Leave Mid United 4. Back where I belong (ft. Europa league) 5. TY Eder 6. Nobody wants me ( Rejectnaldo Remix) 7. Fuck that kid ( ft. Lil Broke phone) 8. Sewy (Benched +arms crossed version)
When a cookie πͺ wins a race, what will the crowd say?
βChip Chip Hoorayβ
Waitress: You wanna box for your leftovers? Me: No, but i`ll arm wrestle you for the check.
Today I feel diving. Today I feel penalty. Today I feel tap in. Today I feel ghosting. Today I feel finished. Today I feel a bench warmer... I know what it feels to be discriminated... I was bullied because I am Pristiano Penaldo
Did you hear the score in the Eqypt vs Ethiopia football game? Eqypt 8, Ethiopia didn't
Two cats called '1,2,3' & 'un,deux,trois' had a swimming race across the channel. 1,2,3 cat won because un, deux, trois cat sank!
Q: How do basketball players stay cool during a game?
A: They stand near the fans!ππππ
I went to an orphanage and had a yo mama smack down. Thatβs it.
Who were the fastest runners ever? Adam and Eve. They were first in the human race.
Stephan hawking always wins musical chairs as heβs always sitting down
Why does the orange π beat the other fruits π in every race?
Because it never runs out of juice.
I donβt get why Katniss was bitching so much in βThe Hunger Gamesβ books, Ethiopia has been competing for years and I donβt hear any of them complaining
Dad- Son do you want to play rocβ ββem soc robots?
Son- sure, let me get it from the closet
Dad- No, bring your sisters, just like the game, they canβt move their legs.
A limbo champion walks into a bar.
