Competition jokes
Who can jump the highest?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
When your friends [are] talking about sports:
Jake says, "It was 17.56M people watching [the] basketball championship."🦁
Sam says, "It was 113M people watching the Super Bowl." 😯🐱
Avion says, "It was up from 1.12 billion people watching [the] World Cup." 😶🙀
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because nobody misses them.
A pedophile and a priest run a race.
You can’t beat yourself in a race!
Bro, I love hanging out with bullies. It's either we play Yahtzee or we playing Nazi.
Why did the cheetah need to fart on the lion? So he could win the race.
Why are Americans such good chess players?
Because they lost two towers.
Why can't an orphan play basketball?
Because no one will be cheering them on.
And God said to John, "Come forth, and you shall be granted eternal life."
But John came fifth and won a toaster.
What was the Nazi racing tournament in 1943?
Gasar.
Q: How do basketball players stay cool during a game?
A: They stand near the fans! 🏀🏀😆😆
MISSING MISSING!!! 😢😢
NAME: PRUNO PENANDES 👍🤝
MISSING: 27/6/21 VS BELGIUM 🤔🤔
LAST SEEN: DIVING AT OLD TRAFFORD, CRYING TO REFEREES🤬😿
POSSIBLE LOCATIONS: PENALTY SPOT🥅
"GIVE ME PENALTY”🤬🤬
"I ONLY STATPAD AGAINST FARMERS MY FRIEND"😁😁
Yo mama so stupid, she joined the Squid Game as a sea life lover because she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins.
When a cookie 🍪 wins a race, what will the crowd say?
“Chip Chip Hooray!”
What's better than winning the Paralympics wheelchair race?
Walking.
Why wasn’t the orphan allowed on the game show?
The show was called "Family Feud."
Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
Why did the rapper bring a broom on stage?
To sweep the competition!
What is better than a paralympic gold medal?
Walking! 😂😂😂
When Cincinnati played Alabama in 2021, they wore black at their funeral! 🤣