Competition jokes
VOTING FINAL This vote is for the best School Shooter joke of the month.
LIKE: When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.
DISLIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.
Vote for the better joke and the Joke of the Month will be announced in the comments tomorrow.
What's America's no. 1 class?
Target practice.
What is the epitome of being quick on the draw?
Coming both first and last in the same round of "soggy biscuit".
Why do orphans like playing tennis so much?
Because it’s the only way they’ll ever get love.
What was the score of the basketball game in Africa?
Eight-nothing.
FUCKING ELI BRUUUU
The Gold Coast Titans winning the NRL. Best joke ever.
What’s better than winning gold at the Paralympics?
Walking.
What mountain do people like to race on?
Mount Rushmore.
Get it?
Why did the emo trade his knife for a chainsaw?
- To win
Someone should start a vaping company with the slogan: "Vapes that hit harder than your dad." Sales would skyrocket.
Aiden's the best, in any contest, and no matter what, he'll kick your butt!
"1v1 me in Clash, you're trash, bro."
Your hairline is so big, Niagara Falls said, "Oh, looks like we've got some competition!"
I bet when 2 cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one says, "You're such a cheetah!" Then they laugh and go and eat a zebra or whatever.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she tried to join an ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
The moment you realize that school Kahoot! games are more competitive than the Super Bowl.
Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.
My cousin: Brother, I lost in a game of Call of Duty: Moe Bill [he was supposed to pronounce it as mobile; however, I left it as it is].
Me: So tell me about it then.
My cousin: I lost to Sum_Baldi.
Me: Somebody? Don’t they have, like, the name of you opponents?
My cousin: No, no, no, the name was Sum_Baldi. S.U.M_B.A.L.D.I.
Me: Ok, my bad. Continue.
My cousin: I got Sum_Baldi, and 5 seconds later, I got kill[ed] by Sum_Fing_Wong.
Me: It’s not wrong! In Call of Duty, you are suppose to kill or be killed.
My cousin: No, no, no, the name was Sum_Fing_Wong. S.U.M_F.I.N.G_W.O.N.G.
Me: My bad again. Do continue.
My cousin: I got so angry I blow[ed] up.
Me: So you got blowed up, by what weapon?
My cousin: By the game.
Me: [was not expecting that for an answer]
Roses are red, violets are blue, You're so flat we can play chess on your chest!
If you play games, go play on your sister.