What do you call someone with an extra chromosome winning in a pool?
Posiedown.
Did you hear the scores of the African basketball game?
It was Eight-Nothing
Why is USA so bad at chess
Because they already lost two towers
Dream: Speedruns Minecraft
Technoblade: Speedruns Life
How did the USA beat Japan in rapping ?
By dropping two of the biggest roasts.
Why did the cheetah get disqualified?
Because he was a cheetah DUH!
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So we stopped playing chess.
a hot dog and a banana had a race who won
the WIENER
Micheal Jackson and Tonya Harding got together back in the day for a horse racing venture..Tonya says.."I'll handle the handicapping, you go ride the 3 year olds"
why is america so bad at chess,
because they already lost two towers
Q: Why aren't there any Wal Marts in Afghanistan? A: Because there's a Target on every corner
so the coach got mad at me cause im the only one on my team who is only a bit on the spectrum and i was just keeping the ball to myself and the coach pulled me aside and said pass to others i said why and he said theres no i in team and i said ya but theres an m e
So, I heard Bounty, the maker of paper towels, has decided to get into the Male Enhancement business...
..their new slogan?
The Quicker Pecker Upper.
The cheetah had a race with a lion and the cheetah won, lion was like why you always a cheetah the cheetah was like why you always lion (lying).
why can’t pedophiles ever win races? Because they are always coming in a little behind.
What games would deaf people not be good at...
Simon says and Musical chairs
Rock paper lesbians.
Why can’t orphans go on game shows
You need a family member
Russia and Ukraine are running a marathon. Who do you think won? Russia did. Russia gave Ukraine a migraine.
"Most Deadly Sport" Playing chicken with a Train!
