ball so hard 😂😂
What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
hey guys wish me luck on my game AI-Nassr vs RaedAl-Raed. and i have 604 million followers on instagram but we are not gonna be able to beat that but can we get to 69 followers please and thankyou
Why did the lion lose the race-because he was playing with a cheetah
Why did the legless kid think he won a race?
Because everybody already left.
Dream: Speedruns Minecraft
Technoblade: Speedruns Life
What do you call someone with an extra chromosome winning in a pool?
Posiedown.
Did you hear the scores of the African basketball game?
It was Eight-Nothing
How did the USA beat Japan in rapping ?
By dropping two of the biggest roasts.
Why did the cheetah get disqualified?
Because he was a cheetah DUH!
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So we stopped playing chess.
a hot dog and a banana had a race who won
the WIENER
Micheal Jackson and Tonya Harding got together back in the day for a horse racing venture..Tonya says.."I'll handle the handicapping, you go ride the 3 year olds"
why is america so bad at chess,
because they already lost two towers
Why is USA so bad at chess
Because they already lost two towers
so the coach got mad at me cause im the only one on my team who is only a bit on the spectrum and i was just keeping the ball to myself and the coach pulled me aside and said pass to others i said why and he said theres no i in team and i said ya but theres an m e
Q: Why aren't there any Wal Marts in Afghanistan? A: Because there's a Target on every corner
Official Dj Penaldo playlist. 1. I'm a fraud 2. I need you (ft. Tap-ins) 3. I Want to Leave Mid United 4. Back where I belong (ft. Europa league) 5. TY Eder 6. Nobody wants me ( Rejectnaldo Remix) 7. Fuck that kid ( ft. Lil Broke phone) 8. Sewy (Benched +arms crossed version)
So, I heard Bounty, the maker of paper towels, has decided to get into the Male Enhancement business...
..their new slogan?
The Quicker Pecker Upper.
The cheetah had a race with a lion and the cheetah won, lion was like why you always a cheetah the cheetah was like why you always lion (lying).
