And the Lord said onto John, "Come forth to receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, you silly goose, you really are not smart. You didn't know that the Bible is not a competition? The joke is funny because it makes you think John is going to get "eternal life" but instead he only comes in fifth place and gets a stupid toaster. It's a funny misunderstanding.
Oliwia
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