Competition

Competition jokes

Race

What did Hitler and Usain Bolt have in common?

They both finished the races.

Toaster

And the lord said unto John, "Come forth and you will receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

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  • Memes

    Olympics

    Why does Mexico never hold the Olympics? Because everyone that can run, jump, and swim is already out of the country.

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  • Woman

    What's the similarity between women and car parking spaces? The good ones are always taken, and sometimes when nobody's looking, you slip in the disabled one.

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  • Orphan

    Why are orphans so good at tennis?

    Because that’s the only love they get.

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  • America

    This chess game against America and England is getting interesting. First, America lost both of its towers, but now England has lost its queen.

    Ball

    Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports? Because she always ran away from the ball.

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  • Orphan

    Why can't an orphan play Family Feud? Because it has to have a family.

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  • Chess

    Why doesn’t the US want to play chess with the UK?

    The US is already down 2 towers, and the UK has an unkillable queen.

    Shark

    A shark can swim faster than me, but I can run faster than a shark.

    So in a triathlon, it would all come down to whoever can ride a bike the fastest.

    Bomb

    Why is America better than Japan at rapping?

    Because we're better at dropping bombs.