What's the similarity between women and car parking spaces? The good ones are always taken, and sometimes when nobody's looking, you slip in the disabled one
Why does Mexico never hold the Olympics? Because everyone that can run, jump, and swim is already out of the country.
I lost at Kahoot so I had to ka-shoot
This chess game against America and England is getting interesting, first America lost both of its towers but now England has lost its queen
Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports? -- Because she always ran away from the ball.
Pedophiles don't win races because they like to come in a little behind.
Why doesn’t the US wanna play chess with the UK?
The US is already down 2 towers and the UK has a unkillable queen.
what happens when a emo kid loses a kahoot he gets a 25 kill streak
why cant a orphan play family fued because it has to have a family
Why didn't the koala make the finals?. It got diskoalafide
What is Africa’s most played game The hunger games
Why is america better than japan at rapping?
Because were better at dropping bombs
I was going to watch the origami world championships before it folded.
But it was only on paper view.
A shark can swim faster than me, but I can run faster than a shark.
So in a triathlon, it would all come down to whoever can ride a bike the fastest.
Why doesn't Mexico compete in the Olympics?
Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump, and swim are in the U.S.
ball so hard 😂😂
What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
hey guys wish me luck on my game AI-Nassr vs RaedAl-Raed. and i have 604 million followers on instagram but we are not gonna be able to beat that but can we get to 69 followers please and thankyou
Why did the lion lose the race-because he was playing with a cheetah
Why did the legless kid think he won a race?
Because everybody already left.
