Who's the best at musical chairs?
Stephen Hawking
My girlfriend and I often laugh about how competitive we are... But I laugh more.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Because that’s the only love they get
Why does Mexico never hold the Olympics? Because everyone that can run, jump, and swim is already out of the country.
What's the similarity between women and car parking spaces? The good ones are always taken, and sometimes when nobody's looking, you slip in the disabled one
I lost at Kahoot so I had to ka-shoot
This chess game against America and England is getting interesting, first America lost both of its towers but now England has lost its queen
Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports? -- Because she always ran away from the ball.
Pedophiles don't win races because they like to come in a little behind.
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what happens when a emo kid loses a kahoot he gets a 25 kill streak
why cant a orphan play family fued because it has to have a family
Why doesn’t the US wanna play chess with the UK?
The US is already down 2 towers and the UK has a unkillable queen.
A shark can swim faster than me, but I can run faster than a shark.
So in a triathlon, it would all come down to whoever can ride a bike the fastest.
Why didn't the koala make the finals?. It got diskoalafide
What is Africa’s most played game The hunger games
Why is america better than japan at rapping?
Because were better at dropping bombs
I was going to watch the origami world championships before it folded.
But it was only on paper view.
What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Cross-country!!!
Why doesn't Mexico compete in the Olympics?
Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump, and swim are in the U.S.
