Competition Jokes

The KGB, the FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove they are the best at catching criminals. The Secretary-General of the UN decides to set them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest, and each of them has to catch it.

The CIA people go in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations, they conclude that the rabbit does not exist.

The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads, they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and make no apologies: the rabbit had it coming.

The KGB goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling:

"Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"

Your mamma is so fat that even a North Korea missile would have competition.

So the coach got mad at me because I'm the only one on my team who is only a bit on the spectrum, and I was just keeping the ball to myself. The coach pulled me aside and said, "Pass to others." I said, "Why?" And he said, "There's no 'I' in 'team.'" I said, "Yeah, but there's an 'm' and an 'e.'"

What games would deaf people not be good at?

Simon says and Musical chairs.

What's it called if you give a kid in a wheelchair a ball? Rocket League.

Roblox Talent Shows be like: Host: Next Up is Bob! Bob: Hi! I'll be singing Pian- *Buzzing Noises* Judges: You suck! Bob: I'm reporting! *Bob get's kicked from the server*

me, smashes mouse after losing a match, everybody at the pet race: :O

I bet China can be the best baseball team. They took out the entire world with just a bat.

VOTING FINAL This vote is for the best School Shooter joke of the month. - LIKE: When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up. DISLIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.

Vote for the better joke and the Joke of the Month will be announced in the comments tomorrow.

Hello, I am School Shooter Memes. For the last month I made School Shooter Jokes on the site, so now I want you guys to vote for the best one. It will be in a quarterfinal format with the 8 of them being the most liked. I will link all of the polls in the comments so make sure to vote for your favourite joke.

Why can't a orphan play basketball

Because no one will be cheering them on

my girlfriend was cheating in Uno

she's not the only one who can play that game

What do you call a food fight that's been going on for years? A war of nutrition

Why is America so bad at chess?

Because they already lost two towers.

Americans don't like playing chess with muslims, last time they did play they ended up losing two towers.

why dont shurches have wifi?

They cant compete with an invisible force that actuallyworks

He turns, he shoots!

And that is a horrible end to the Grand National...

And there the referee taking down Ronaldo's number. Not really the time or the place but it's good to see that we've kept homophobia out of football.

why are americans such good chess players?

because they lost 2 towers.

why can't you play with a cheetah?

Because they are cheat-ahs