An orphan went on a game show.
The host looked at him and said,”you can’t play this is family feud.”
What mountain do people like to race on?
Mount Rushmore.
Get it?
if u play game go play on ur sis
What do you call a injured person who doesn't wanna play a game with u? A soar loser
Have you heard of the current event in Africa? It’s called the Hunger Games.
"Most Deadly Sport"
Playing chicken with a train!
The cheetah had a race with a lion, and the cheetah won.
The lion was like, "Why you always a cheetah?"
The cheetah was like, "Why you always lion (lying)?"
*family are together playing charades*
Me: 50 Shades of Grey! Yes, I'm so good at charades! Put your shirt back on nan!
Why is the USA so bad at chess?
Because they already lost two towers.
who did a barber win a race . he knew a short cut.
So, I heard Bounty, the maker of paper towels, has decided to get into the Male Enhancement business...
...their new slogan?
The Quicker Pecker Upper.
What was the score of the basketball game in Africa?
Eight- nothing
Me playing a game...... what did God just stop are hearts cause we didn't kill each other
Like if that was good
Two flies were playing football in a saucer. One tells the other, “ you’ll need more practice if you want to play in the cup”
Why cant orphans play baseball
Because they cant find home
Why can't an orphan play Family Feud? Because it has to have a family.
Why can’t Orphans play sports? Because they don’t have a home team
Waitress: You wanna box for your leftovers?
Me: No, but I'll arm wrestle you for the check.
Why does the orange 🍊 beat the other fruits 🍎 in every race?
Because it never runs out of juice.
Guy is at athletic meet. asks guy if he is a pole vaulter. He replies, No I am German and how did you know my name was Walter.
