Competition jokes
My friend's man has seizures, so guess who won their breakdancing tournament.
Q: Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afghanistan?
A: Because there's a Target on every corner.
Okay, 19 dollar Fortnite card. Who wants it?
And yes, I’m giving it away. Remember: Share, share, share! And trolls: Don’t get BLOCKED!
What are Russia's favorite netball positions?
Goal Shooter and Wing Attack.
When you went to an ugly competition, the judges said, "No professionals allowed."
Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?
He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.
Who will win the war: like for Russia, dislike for Ukraine?
What is better than winning gold at the Para Olympics?
WALKING!
why was the bad baseball player so good at bowling?
He kept making strikes.
Bro, I love hanging out with bullies. It's either we play Yahtzee or we playing Nazi.
Confucius say: Never try win head-butting contest with mongoloid. You lose every time, and you only hurt yourself.
Unless he use Mongolian recurved bow... then you in trouble!
Roses are red, I hate snitches, You talk a lot of game for a guy with 3 inches.
Why did the smart orphan lose the tech competition?
The motherboard was nowhere to be found.
Rangers are a joke.
You know, it takes a lot of balls to successfully compete in women’s sports as a man.
I was playing a tennis match against a girl and said, "I will fuck you up." She said, "Try me." So that's exactly what I did, and I won by forfeit as she ended up running away crying.
Why does a cheetah cheat to always win?
I bet when 2 cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one says, "You're such a cheetah!" Then they laugh and go and eat a zebra or whatever.
Yo mama is so short, Minions look down at her.
Yo mama is so fat that she volunteered for the Hunger Games 'cause she thought it was an eating competition.
Yo mama is so ugly when Santa Claus saw her, he yelled "Ho Ho Holy Sh*t!"
Yo mama is so old, when she walked into an antique store, they didn't let her leave.
Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.
What did Amtrak say at the Olympics?
I AM keeping Trak!