Bro, I love hanging out with bullies. It's either we play Yahtzee or we playing Nazi.
Competition Jokes
Confucius say: Never try win head-butting contest with mongoloid. You lose every time, and you only hurt yourself.
Unless he use Mongolian recurved bow... then you in trouble!
Roses are red, I hate snitches, You talk a lot of game for a guy with 3 inches.
Why did the smart orphan lose the tech competition?
The motherboard was nowhere to be found.
Rangers are a joke.
You know, it takes a lot of balls to successfully compete in women’s sports as a man.
I was playing a tennis match against a girl and said, "I will fuck you up." She said, "Try me." So that's exactly what I did, and I won by forfeit as she ended up running away crying.
Why does a cheetah cheat to always win?
I bet when 2 cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one says, "You're such a cheetah!" Then they laugh and go and eat a zebra or whatever.
Yo mama is so short, Minions look down at her.
Yo mama is so fat that she volunteered for the Hunger Games 'cause she thought it was an eating competition.
Yo mama is so ugly when Santa Claus saw her, he yelled "Ho Ho Holy Sh*t!"
Yo mama is so old, when she walked into an antique store, they didn't let her leave.
Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.
What did Amtrak say at the Olympics?
I AM keeping Trak!
Comment your favorite sport.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they have already lost 2 towers.
Two magicians were in a competition. The first one did magic, and the second started counting down, "3, 2," but before he said the last number, he 1.
A French, a German, and an Italian make a race to see who resists the most in a room full of flies. The French starts, and after a quarter of an hour, comes out.
Then goes the German, who comes out after an hour. Finally, the Italian enters and comes out after five hours.
The French: "But how did you do it?"
The Italian: "I killed one."
The German: "So what?"
The Italian: "And then they were all busy for the funeral!"
Why does an orphan go to a spelling bee?
So they can spell "home."
When a cookie 🍪 wins a race, what will the crowd say?
“Chip Chip Hooray!”
"1v1 me in Clash, you're trash, bro."
Why do humans hate aliens?
Because Fortnite took them out of the game, and I want aliens back in Fortnite!
ROBERT LEWANDISNEY SONG
Give me freedom. Give me fire. Give me contract, Or I retire.
Jog all day, Out of UCL now. FC Barcelona, I need you now.
Villarreal defenders, They surround me. Big submarines, All around me.
I get upset. Call my agent. I want money. I’m impatient.
