Comparison jokes

You're so short that you build a tiny house for yourself.

Tada mun ang hai jiwain taage naal khota bania Honda ae.

I ass big ass you :-)

There is a difference between my brother and Stephen Hawking; at least one of them does something.

Me.

The joke is as short as me.

My sister looks like Santa Claus.

"You are so pretty?"

"No, too many people!"

Bruh, your forehead is so big even Megamind has some competition!

Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.

Your hairline is so far back it makes me look like Shaq O'Neal.

Your hairline looks like the McDonald's logo.

Water bottles, strong, Standing tall, like sturdy men, Quenching every thirst.

Clear and transparent, Reflecting strength and resolve, Resilient and pure.

In hand, they offer Refreshing relief, like hugs, Soothing every soul.

Water bottles, like men, Nourish and hydrate our lives, Simple yet vital.

What’s the difference between Jesus and the toddler in my basement?

Jesus died a virgin.

Life is like a box of chocolates, they f*cking melt :)

What's the difference between a child and a carrot? About 140 calories.

Omg wassup dude, why does your hair look just like a young Whoopi Goldberg from "The Color Purple?" Them damn stanky looking corn bread rows on your head; you look like a damn cheetah pet. Che che che cheetah, they available at Wal-Mart, Dollar Tree, Target, and Kroger.

What's the difference between a cheater and your mom?

They both cheated!

What's the difference between Vikkstar and a tree?

Nothing. They're both hollow on the inside and brown on the outside.

What’s the difference between a mushroom and a tree?

One's a fucking tree.

What is the difference between a tree and walking home from a wheelchair?

What’s the difference between Anne Frank and Harry Potter?

Only one came out of the chamber.