Comparison jokes
What's the difference between a retard and a normal person?
A normal person is not named Josh Wakling.
Your butt looks so big, it's bigger than Sam Hill.
Your mom's like a candy machine; she pops out for anybody.
What’s the difference between Anne Frank and Harry Potter?
Only one came out of the chamber.
What are the similarities between an American teen and an old Muslim man?
They both choose who they want.
Memes
Me in the morning
Q. What's the difference between Trump and a piece of shit? A. Shit isn't orange.
90,900,00,1090,279402% of girls are raped. 67% of women are raped. So I guess girls are sexier than women! Who agrees? Please comment: Good or Bad.
You know a baby bottle looks kinda like a penis... Also sausage and hotdogs too.
What's the difference between my imaginary friend and God?
None.
They're both imaginary.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby?
Both of their legs don't work.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and Rocket League? You can't stand up.
What’s the difference between a teenage girl and a cat? One’s a psycho and the other is a cat.
You look as fat as a pig.
What’s the difference between anal sex and vegetables? One is cruel to the person getting it in, the other is vegetables.
What does Adam look like?
The fat ginger baby of Boss Baby.
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't count as 1 person bro, she counts as 40 people.
Yo hairline is so bad it looks like a fat person's stomach.
Bro, your forehead so big Dakota's forehead seemed small.
Your eyebrows could make the bushes outside feel jealous.
What's the difference between my wife and her sisters?
Her sisters ate hotter, and I married the grenade.