What are the similarities between an American teen and an old Muslim man?
They both choose who they want.
Comparison Jokes
90,900,00,1090,279402% of girls are raped. 67% of women are raped. So I guess girls are sexier than women! Who agrees? Please comment: Good or Bad.
You know a baby bottle looks kinda like a penis... Also sausage and hotdogs too.
What's the difference between my imaginary friend and God?
None.
They're both imaginary.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby?
Both of their legs don't work.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and Rocket League? You can't stand up.
What’s the difference between a teenage girl and a cat? One’s a psycho and the other is a cat.
You look as fat as a pig.
What’s the difference between anal sex and vegetables? One is cruel to the person getting it in, the other is vegetables.
What does Adam look like?
The fat ginger baby of Boss Baby.
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't count as 1 person bro, she counts as 40 people.
Yo hairline is so bad it looks like a fat person's stomach.
Bro, your forehead so big Dakota's forehead seemed small.
Your eyebrows could make the bushes outside feel jealous.
What's the difference between my wife and her sisters?
Her sisters ate hotter, and I married the grenade.
Yo mama is so fat, the country of Russia isn't big enough to house her!
What is bigger than an elephant but smaller than two elephants?
A different sized elephant.
Wife: "Honey? What do you think about my teeth?"
Husband: "They remind me of stars... yellow and far apart."
Your mama's so fat that she's bigger than the Titanic.
Yo hairline is bigger than yo mama's booty.
