Comparison jokes
Yo mama is so fat, the country of Russia isn't big enough to house her!
What is bigger than an elephant but smaller than two elephants?
A different sized elephant.
Wife: "Honey? What do you think about my teeth?"
Husband: "They remind me of stars... yellow and far apart."
Your mama's so fat that she's bigger than the Titanic.
Yo hairline is bigger than yo mama's booty.
Memes
What's the difference between a dick and a rock?
One's hard.
Your forehead is so big Mega Mind gets jealous.
What do you say to a bully?
I might not be perfect, but at least I'm not you!
"Little John, she is fat." How? He said, "Like a pig."
What did the zero say to the eight?
"Nice belt!"
"Rapeboat" makes Elton John seem straight.
What’s the difference between a baby and a baked potato?
About 140 calories.
What's the difference between a rapist's mouth and a sewer?
Nothing, they both spout shit.
Roses are red, Violets are ugly.
Violet thought she was ugly until she saw you!
You're shorter than a thumbtack, like, boy, your auntie is probably taller than you.
That is so bad, just like you.
I like my women like I like my diving pool:
Deep and wet.
What's the difference between anal and oral sex?
An and Or!
What's the difference between a Lambo and a pile of dead kids?
I don't have a Lambo in my garage.
What's the difference between Madlen Makan and Stephen Hawking?
Nothing, they're both dead.