Comparison jokes
Yo mama is so fat that she's bigger than the cinematic Marvel Universe.
You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like one!
What are the similarities between an American teen and an old Muslim man?
They both choose who they want.
Your butt looks so big, it's bigger than Sam Hill.
Your mom's like a candy machine; she pops out for anybody.
Memes
Roses are red,
My nuts are bigger than your small balls, that's why I get all the bitches.
90,900,00,1090,279402% of girls are raped. 67% of women are raped. So I guess girls are sexier than women! Who agrees? Please comment: Good or Bad.
What's the difference between my imaginary friend and God?
None.
They're both imaginary.
You know a baby bottle looks kinda like a penis... Also sausage and hotdogs too.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby?
Both of their legs don't work.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and Rocket League? You can't stand up.
What’s the difference between a teenage girl and a cat? One’s a psycho and the other is a cat.
Q. What's the difference between Trump and a piece of shit? A. Shit isn't orange.
You look as fat as a pig.
What’s the difference between anal sex and vegetables? One is cruel to the person getting it in, the other is vegetables.
What does Adam look like?
The fat ginger baby of Boss Baby.
You're shorter than a thumbtack, like, boy, your auntie is probably taller than you.
What’s the difference between a baby and a baked potato?
About 140 calories.
Your mama's so fat that she's bigger than the Titanic.
Yo hairline is bigger than yo mama's booty.