Comparison jokes
What's the difference between Vikkstar and a tree?
Nothing. They're both hollow on the inside and brown on the outside.
What’s the difference between a mushroom and a tree?
One's a fucking tree.
What is the difference between a tree and walking home from a wheelchair?
What's the difference between a cheater and your mom?
They both cheated!
Yo mama is so fat that she's bigger than the cinematic Marvel Universe.
What's the difference between limbs of babies and a dick?
I've never sucked on dicks.
What's the difference between a retard and a normal person?
A normal person is not named Josh Wakling.
Okay, boys are known to measure their dicks, but do girls measure their depths?
You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like one!
What is the difference between Jesus and the devil?
When the devil came to Earth, he was the one with the nail gun.
Your mom's like a candy machine; she pops out for anybody.
Your butt looks so big, it's bigger than Sam Hill.
What’s the difference between Anne Frank and Harry Potter?
Only one came out of the chamber.
Roses are red,
My nuts are bigger than your small balls, that's why I get all the bitches.
What are the similarities between an American teen and an old Muslim man?
They both choose who they want.
90,900,00,1090,279402% of girls are raped. 67% of women are raped. So I guess girls are sexier than women! Who agrees? Please comment: Good or Bad.
You know a baby bottle looks kinda like a penis... Also sausage and hotdogs too.
What's the difference between my imaginary friend and God?
None.
They're both imaginary.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and Rocket League? You can't stand up.
Q. What's the difference between Trump and a piece of shit? A. Shit isn't orange.