Comparison jokes

What does Adam look like?

The fat ginger baby of Boss Baby.

What’s the difference between anal sex and vegetables? One is cruel to the person getting it in, the other is vegetables.

You're shorter than a thumbtack, like, boy, your auntie is probably taller than you.

Yo, your hairline so messed up God said your hairline on the cross getting hit on that cross.

That is so bad, just like you.

"Rapeboat" makes Elton John seem straight.

What's the difference between a rapist's mouth and a sewer?

Nothing, they both spout shit.

Mariah Carey is a more legit rapper than rapboat.

Roses are red, Violets are ugly.

Violet thought she was ugly until she saw you!

Yo mama so fat, she doesn't count as 1 person bro, she counts as 40 people.

Yo hairline is so bad it looks like a fat person's stomach.

Wife: "Honey? What do you think about my teeth?"

Husband: "They remind me of stars... yellow and far apart."

What's the difference between a dick and a rock?

One's hard.

Your forehead is so big Mega Mind gets jealous.

Bro, your forehead so big Dakota's forehead seemed small.

Your mama's so fat that she's bigger than the Titanic.

Yo hairline is bigger than yo mama's booty.

Your eyebrows could make the bushes outside feel jealous.

What's the difference between my wife and her sisters?

Her sisters ate hotter, and I married the grenade.

What is bigger than an elephant but smaller than two elephants?

A different sized elephant.