Why does Royal Cola have more royalty than a queen?
Answer: It tastes better.
What’s the difference between an erection and Edward Holland? Nothing, they're both dicks.
You call me ugly, but maybe that is why we look alike.
Yo mama jokes are so old, like your mom.
Sometimes I feel ugly, but then I think of my sister and feel better.
What's the difference between a knife and me?
One has a point.
Your hairline is so bad that KSI's hairline actually looks normal.
You are so cat.
Your forehead is so big, I thought it was Mount Chiliad.
My dad was a master of art. He was compared to Houdini due to his skill of disappearing.
I have a friend of mine from school. I always see them with bangs, so I never knew what their forehead looked like until one day they came... Their forehead was bigger than Mount Everest, that you can make an entire Olympics mountain climbing audition on that forehead! :)
You look tall for being a yellow dwarf. You are 432,450 miles tall!
My new stepfather told me that I'm his new son, so I said okay.
My stepfather said that my and your mom have a few things in common. I said, "Yeah, like what?" My stepfather said, "Well, you came out of your mother's pussy; I eat your mother's pussy. You used to suck on your mother's tits; now I suck on your mother's tits. Your mother used to smack you in the ass when you act up; now I smack your mom in the ass now. Your mother calls me daddy; now I am your new daddy."
Yo mama so fat, her future is brighter than VY Canis Majoris!
I hate this website. It's retarded and 4chan is better.
Yo mama is so fat, she couldn't even fit through the rabbit hole at first because she ate like a damn pig last night when we had dinner.
What's the difference between an orphan dying and a bag of groceries being dropped?
While most agree that both are unfortunate, people actually care when they drop their groceries.
What’s the difference between me and Glow In The Dark Intelligent Putty? The putty’s intelligent!
Yo mama is so ugly, even the ugliest person in the world looked like a sword standing next to her.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
