Comparison jokes

Roses are red,

My nuts are bigger than your small balls, that's why I get all the bitches.

You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like one!

Yo mama is so fat that she's bigger than the cinematic Marvel Universe.

What is the difference between Jesus and the devil?

When the devil came to Earth, he was the one with the nail gun.

What's the difference between limbs of babies and a dick?

I've never sucked on dicks.

What's the difference between a retard and a normal person?

A normal person is not named Josh Wakling.

Okay, boys are known to measure their dicks, but do girls measure their depths?

Your mom's like a candy machine; she pops out for anybody.

Your butt looks so big, it's bigger than Sam Hill.

What are the similarities between an American teen and an old Muslim man?

They both choose who they want.

90,900,00,1090,279402% of girls are raped. 67% of women are raped. So I guess girls are sexier than women! Who agrees? Please comment: Good or Bad.

You know a baby bottle looks kinda like a penis... Also sausage and hotdogs too.

What's the difference between my imaginary friend and God?

None.

They're both imaginary.

What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby?

Both of their legs don't work.

What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and Rocket League? You can't stand up.

Q. What's the difference between Trump and a piece of shit? A. Shit isn't orange.

What’s the difference between a teenage girl and a cat? One’s a psycho and the other is a cat.

You look as fat as a pig.

What’s the difference between anal sex and vegetables? One is cruel to the person getting it in, the other is vegetables.

What does Adam look like?

The fat ginger baby of Boss Baby.