Bro, your forehead so big Dakota's forehead seemed small.
Your forehead is so big Mega Mind gets jealous.
What's the difference between my wife and her sisters?
Her sisters ate hotter, and I married the grenade.
Yo mama is so fat, the country of Russia isn't big enough to house her!
What's the difference between Madlen Makan and Stephen Hawking?
Nothing, they're both dead.
That is so bad, just like you.
You're shorter than a thumbtack, like, boy, your auntie is probably taller than you.
What’s the difference between a baby and a baked potato?
About 140 calories.
Mariah Carey is a more legit rapper than rapboat.
"Rapeboat" makes Elton John seem straight.
What's the difference between a rapist's mouth and a sewer?
Nothing, they both spout shit.
I like my women like I like my diving pool:
Deep and wet.
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't count as 1 person bro, she counts as 40 people.
Linda and Peter are having sex. Peter goes in and out hard then fast and then begins to taste her tits. Finally, he moves down to the vagina and eats her hard. His rouge is inside her body, lolling around. He fucks her hard again and his dick slicks up her vagina. The entire time she is moaning and begging for more.
When Linda cums on his penis she begins to lick his balls hard. Peter begins moaning too saying, "Linda, you're just as amazing at fucking as your sister."
What's longer than a penis?
About anything.
Why did the octopus cry?
Because his mum said he looked like Johnny Depp.
What has tree roots and what do I have for kids? What is the difference between a human and a used tire?
Tree roots are under the tree, and used tires are under the Hummer.
Your forehead is so big, it's bigger than a school!
Yo forehead is bigger than the Great Wall of China!
"Rapeboat" so fat it made yo momma look thin.
