The only thing colder than Siberia is my girlfriend's ex!
Comparison Jokes
Someone I know is an ant. I feel like a mountain to them.
Your hairline looks like a brick wall.
Yo, your hairline look like a cup.
Your hairline is so far back my grandpa saw it before you!
Your forehead is so big you look like MegaMind.
Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.
What do a banana and shampoo have in common?
Ur mom.
Bruh, your forehead is so big even Megamind has some competition!
Imagine me being 12 feet taller than your dad.
Roses are red, violets are blue, you look like Honey Boo Boo!
Fuck people who are bigger than me physically, emotionally, mentally, economically, and socially.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I pray God I'm not so ugly as you.
Ryan, I laid out more jokes than you have crying about me!
Your mum is stupid, just like you.
If boys are like sports because they are easy to play, then girls are like a sandwich. They are nice at first, but they're crusty after.
What’s the difference between a dad and a boomerang? The boomerang comes back.
Your skin's so bright you could be used as a highlighter.
Me and rose bushes have something in common: mangled, can hurt, red, and people only like one part.
Your hairline is so bad people thought you were Vegeta!
