Comparison jokes
What’s the difference between an orphan and a flower?
One is beautiful.
Ex-bf's gf: You're so ugly as hell.
Me: Oh, did I mention that I was trying to be you?
Roses are red, violets are blue, Shrek thought he was ugly until he saw you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, that joke is old, just like you.
If Sakura's head looks like earth, then her hairline has to look like the Milky Way.
Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market, they think it's watermelon.
What's the difference between Adolf Hitler and Usain Bolt?
Usain Bolt finished the races.
You have a head of a Malteser and a hairline VEGTA.
What's the difference between school and Hell?
There is no difference.
AOT > ur fav anime.
Alright, I'm gonna drink the lo-carb one to see how it compares to the normal Monster.
Holy shit, it tastes just like the original one.
There's like a weird after taste though.
Kinda like a sparkling water one.
I love Monster. I've drank about 5 cans already.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
God made me pretty, what happened to you?
It looks like a runner bean, only smaller.
From the makers of Mangeone...
What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?
One is gigantic, the other is just a little lighter.
Your head so big you can wash a big TV on it!
What’s weaker than a daffodil? Mundy’s ankles.
My diet:
Make all of my friends cupcakes. The fatter they get, the thinner I look...
Okay, roses are red, violets are blue, Barney looks better than you.
I learned that humans eat more bananas than monkeys...
Huh, I don’t recall ever eating a monkey!
Ku cina Na xidludla swifana no push refrigerator. 😂😂