What do emo kids and Hitler have in common?
There's gonna be more brains on the wall when they lose something.
Sometimes I feel ugly, then I think of my sister and get over it.
Who are the fastest readers in the world? The 9/11 terrorists went through like 78 stories in 7 seconds.
Not totally a joke but... What do all these rape joke naysayers have in common with rapists? They are also forcing themselves on others.
Relationships are like fat people.
Most of them don’t work out.
Some girl just walks into my 6th period geography class. The first thing I think is, "Oh shit! It's mini Regina George without titties!"
What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza? Pizza won't cut itself.
Suicidal ideation is like wanting to slaughter someone but knowing/feeling that you can't. It's also, in a way, kind of like seeing a really hot chick that you wish you could F, but you again for whatever reason you either feel you can't or you just can't.