What's the difference between an egg and a good wank? You can beat an egg.
Amelia is hotter then my mum 696969696
73 Earths can fit in Uranus.
What does a kite and a criminal have in common?
They both get high
What's the difference between a guy and a woman. They fall from different highest
VVD better than Sergio Ramos
i saw two really tall guys i walked up and said "i didn't know we still have the twin towers"
What's the similarities between anonymous and a cow? I think you know...
You know what's the difference between my basement and Chick Fil-A?
a lot of things
You ever notice that the USA could be a part of Russia
RUSSIA US A
What do ninjas and depressed people have in common?
They're always cutting
cool people i can do anything normal people can do nothing
whats the difference between you and Hitler at lest he knows how to use a oven
What's the difference between a fish and a car?
you can tune a car...but you can't TUNA fish! x3
What is the similar thing between alcohol and anal sex? They are not for kids.
What’s the difference between a baby and a beet?
Beets stain your teeth.
What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Michael Jackson likes little boys.
Your forehead is like my dad Non-existent
What's the difference between a plane and a woman
At least the the plane doesn't give you herpes when it crashes at your place
Write a different of onions and dead baby
