What's the difference between an egg and a good wank? You can beat an egg.
73 Earths can fit in Uranus.
What's the difference between a guy and a woman. They fall from different highest
What does a kite and a criminal have in common?
They both get high
VVD better than Sergio Ramos
whats the difference between you and Hitler at lest he knows how to use a oven
What's the difference between a fish and a car?
you can tune a car...but you can't TUNA fish! x3
What’s the difference between a baby and a beet?
Beets stain your teeth.
What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Michael Jackson likes little boys.
Your forehead is like my dad Non-existent
What's the difference between a plane and a woman
At least the the plane doesn't give you herpes when it crashes at your place
What is the similar thing between alcohol and anal sex? They are not for kids.
How are genders different than the twin towers¿
There are two genders.
Write a different of onions and dead baby
I'm not saying I'm ugly...
But when I'm watching porn, the hot sexy women in my area always pop up and ask me if I'm rich.
What do clothes and emo kids have in common?
They both get hung
When I feel ugly I just look at my brother and get over it
what is the difference between a small child and a watermelon? one i eat on the daily and the other is a watermelon
Me and my brother talking about relationships Me: We live kind of differently Brother: We're sort of alike Me: We're not alike Brother because he's taken: cause you don't have boyfriend! My thoughts: You're right. Cause I have a girlfriend!
My mom gave me a box of chocolates and she said life is like a box of chocolates but then it kind of tastes like dog shit.
