How are genders different than the twin towers¿
There are two genders.
what is the difference between a small child and a watermelon? one i eat on the daily and the other is a watermelon
When I feel ugly I just look at my brother and get over it
I'm not saying I'm ugly...
But when I'm watching porn, the hot sexy women in my area always pop up and ask me if I'm rich.
What do clothes and emo kids have in common?
They both get hung
Me and my brother talking about relationships Me: We live kind of differently Brother: We're sort of alike Me: We're not alike Brother because he's taken: cause you don't have boyfriend! My thoughts: You're right. Cause I have a girlfriend!
My mom gave me a box of chocolates and she said life is like a box of chocolates but then it kind of tastes like dog shit.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a slice of pizza? A dead baby can't feed a family.
What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common.They never get old
What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich?
I don't fuck a sandwich before I eat it.
What's the difference between a prostitute and a trash bag? There's a limit to how much trash goes in the trash bag.
What is the difference between a car and a tree 🌲? A tree 🌳 can not drive but a car 🚗 can drive
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer? I give a fuck when my computer crashes
Q. What's the difference between Trump and a Teletubby? A. The Teletuby is a lot more coherent.
Highest level of insult by a girl by seeing a guy's dick: I can shit bigger logs than that thing of your's 🤣
What's the difference between steven hawkings and a baby - the baby is still alive'\
A man is dating three women and has to choose which one he'll marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5000 and watches to see what she does with the money. The first woman does a total make-over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits to look sexy for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed. The second woman goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed. The third woman invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed. The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money,.....Then he married the one with the biggest tits.
what is the difference between you and my dad? nothing
What’s the difference between Juice WRLD and George Floyd Nothing they both can’t breath
What’s the difference between a penis and a gold ball? A penis always goes in the hole.
