Comparison

Comparison Jokes

What's the difference between a dead baby and a slice of pizza? A dead baby can't feed a family.

What's the difference between a prostitute and a trash bag? There's a limit to how much trash goes in the trash bag.

What is the difference between a car and a tree 🌲? A tree 🌳 can not drive but a car 🚗 can drive

Highest level of insult by a girl by seeing a guy's dick: I can shit bigger logs than that thing of your's 🤣

What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?

One is gigantic, the other is just a little lighter.

What’s the difference between swifities and rap fans? One rap fan has a higher IQ than every swiftie combined.