WHATS the diffrence between Putin and Hitler? I don’t know you tell me
What is the difference between a priest and anesthesia?
The anesthesia takes time to put you under.
Q: What does a slice of pizza and an F grade have in common?
A: They're both cheesy.
What's the difference between onions and children? Nothing, when you cut one everyone around you cries.
What’s the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.
What's the difference between babies and onions..... You don't cry cutting up babies.
What’s the difference between a firefighter and Snoop Dogg?
Snoop Dogg inhaled less smoke during 9/11.
What's the difference between Harry Potter and a holocaust victim? Harry made it out of the chamber.
Adolf Hitler + Vladimir Putin = Vladolf Putler
what is the difference between a guy with cancer and the twin towers?
nothing they both fell
The only difference between you and Jesus, is that jesus believed in himself.
What’s the similarity between my dick and my girlfriend? I beat both of them.
What do me and a casino machine have in common. It takes about 50 pumps to get to the jackpot.
What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit? A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.
You are so skinny that the only difference between you and a leaf is color
whats the difference between my girlfriend and my sister?
there is no difference
What's the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?
A painting only takes one nail to be hanged.
There is a rich child and a poor child. The rich child invites the poor child to his house and shows him all the toys and tells him: "Look at what a beautiful radio-controlled airplane I have! You don't have it because you are poor!" The poor child answers: "You're right, it's very nice, but I have one thing that you don't have!" The rich child then invites him into the garden and shows him the swimming pool, the trampoline, and all the other games that can be done outdoors and says to the poor child: "Look at that beautiful swimming pool I have! It is very big; you don't have it because you are poor!" And the poor child says: "Beautiful, it is really beautiful! But one thing that you don't have." So the rich child feels bad. He says: "Wait, but I'm rich! How is it possible? I have everything I want because I'm rich. Why do you have something that I don't have?" And the poor child says: "I have cancer!"
What is the difference between cum and milk... NOTHING they are both white and tasty
What do Hitler and trump have in common they both do hand gestures.
