Comparison

Comparison jokes

Emo

What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common?

They're both white and flavorless.

Memes

Bench

What's the difference between you and a bench?

A bench can hold a family.

Baby

What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?

You can't use a pitchfork to get the bowling ball out of the truck.

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  • Uncle

    What’s the similarity between your uncle and your hands?

    They can both do dirty things.

    Guy

    How are guys and tile floors alike?

    If you lay them right the first time you can walk all over them for years.

    Isaac Newton

    What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just killed?

    Isaac Newton died a virgin!😎

    Child

    Kids are like a box of chocolates, they taste so good and you never know what you are going to get.

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  • Loyalty

    Who is more loyal: a dog or a wife?

    Well, lock them both in your trunk for two hours and drive around and see which one is happy to see you.

    Priest

    What does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common? They both ask people, "Where's the meat?"

    Difference

    What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the people at the old folks home?

    They both collapsed.

    Emo

    What's the difference between an apple and emos?

    They both hang on trees.

    Orphan

    What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?

    One of them gets picked.

    IQ

    What happens if the dumbest person from Europe goes to the US?

    The average IQ increases in both places.

    Friend

    My short friend called me a scrub, even though he was the one below me.

    Baby

    What’s the difference between a dumpster full of dead babies and a Lamborghini?

    I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.