What’s the comparison of an emo and a highlighter
You can pop there head off
what's does a condom and a coffin have in common? they both still have stiffs but one is cumin and one is going.
What's the difference between a cat and a human? About 500 bullets.
What's the difference between a Demon and a Redhead? The Demon at least has a trade offer.
What do Hitler and trump have in common they both do hand gestures.
What does a woman’s pussy and a chainsaw have in common? Miss by few inches and you’re in deep shit.
What does Drew Bledsoe and the twin towers have in common
They both got taken out by two jet.
Your forehead is deeper then the ocean
I told a Chinese man, which is better, Cats or dogs. He said dogs. I say why? He said because dogs tasted better Than cats
My sister and a basketball got certain things in common. My sister tits and ass are bouncy like a basketball.
Life is like a penis. It is short
Whats the differnce between a Mcdonalds and the twin towers? Mcdonalds has a drive-Thru
What's the difference between a speed bump and rode kill
About 40 mph
Sister: Wanna know the difference between your singing and your flute playing? Me: Sure.. ( Expecting a completely different response than what I get. ) Sister: Nvm, they have no difference. Me: * Confused * Sister: They're both horrible.
What is a similiarity between priests and doctors?
They both have fetishes for their professions
One person said you are much more beautiful than Cinderella, the next day, your in court and Cinderella is the witness. ( P.S. she was born to be a drama queen. )
you know boys have balls girl's have balls too
The cashew called the peanut boring. The peanut felt very unsalted.
Q: why does Pewdiepie prefer knives over guns A: because knives dont have barrels
whats the difrence beteena golfer and a fisherman : a fisherman has to bring proof back
