What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla? One of them is fat and hairy, while the other one has a functional brain (the gorilla, of course).
What's the difference between a child and a carrot? About 140 calories.
What is happening? Which is better: being loved or being hated? State your answer.
What is the difference between a baby and a baked potato?
140 calories.
Public speaking is a more popular fear than snakes, and you don't see anyone walking in Australia and shout, "Look out! A podium!"
What is the difference between Putin and Hitler? Putin no longer supplies gas and Hitler gives it away for free.
what's the difference between an emo and an apple? the apple falls to the ground while the emo just hangs there.
Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a big forehead, and your hairline recedes too.
What's the difference between a baby and garlic bread? I feel bad when I drop garlic bread.
What do Colorado and Saudi Arabia have in common?
It's legal to get stoned.
Damn, bitch, you got a big ass for a head!
Your forehead is so big and shiny it looks like a solar field.
what's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? the trampoline doesn't cave in when i jump on it.
My friends and I were talking about this really ugly girl at our school. For some reason, she had the same name as me.
I swear, in America, one school shooter can take good care of hundreds of kids, but hundreds of soldiers can't even win a war. Might as well send all your school shooters over there.
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
What's the difference between humans and trash cans? One's actually useful.
Sometimes I feel ugly, then I think of my sister and get over it.
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
Who are the fastest readers in the world? The 9/11 terrorists went through like 78 stories in 7 seconds.
