i saw two really tall guys i walked up and said "i didn't know we still have the twin towers"
What's the similarities between anonymous and a cow? I think you know...
cool people i can do anything normal people can do nothing
You know what's the difference between my basement and Chick Fil-A?
a lot of things
What do ninjas and depressed people have in common?
They're always cutting
You ever notice that the USA could be a part of Russia
RUSSIA US A
My sister and a basketball got certain things in common. My sister tits and ass are bouncy like a basketball.
Life is like a penis. It is short
Your forehead is deeper then the ocean
I told a Chinese man, which is better, Cats or dogs. He said dogs. I say why? He said because dogs tasted better Than cats
One person said you are much more beautiful than Cinderella, the next day, your in court and Cinderella is the witness. ( P.S. she was born to be a drama queen. )
What is a similiarity between priests and doctors?
They both have fetishes for their professions
Sister: Wanna know the difference between your singing and your flute playing? Me: Sure.. ( Expecting a completely different response than what I get. ) Sister: Nvm, they have no difference. Me: * Confused * Sister: They're both horrible.
What's the difference between a speed bump and rode kill
About 40 mph
Whats the differnce between a Mcdonalds and the twin towers? Mcdonalds has a drive-Thru
you know boys have balls girl's have balls too
The cashew called the peanut boring. The peanut felt very unsalted.
whats the difrence beteena golfer and a fisherman : a fisherman has to bring proof back
Q: why does Pewdiepie prefer knives over guns A: because knives dont have barrels
Amelia is hotter then my mum 696969696
