Do you know what's the difference between a knife and a girl's argument?
A knife has a point.
When you look at the sun, it's like looking at me.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One's plastic and dangerous to play with; the other is to carry groceries.
What is the difference between a wheelchair and a walker?
What do sex and food have in common? Grandma makes both better.
What is the difference between women and cars?
At least one of them contained their value after getting wrecked.
What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common? They're both white and flavorless
what do baby’s and grenades have in common?
They both are silent but then when thrown at someone make a loud noise
A blonde, a brunette, and redhead are all in the 9th Grade. Which one is the sexiest? The blonde, because she’s the only one who’s 18.
How is slavery different from Pokémon? The types you can have
What do alcoholics and amputees have in common? They are both legless
Why is hitler better than Biden? Because hitler gave his people Gas for free
We all know albert Einstein was a genius but his brother frank was a monster
what makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man? " they can move it move . ( from king julian)
What’s the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and a priest
That both like lil boys
what is the difference between a woman and my fridge.
only one moans when i put my meat in it
What's the difference between a Pig and a Police officer.
The Pig smells better
If ugliness was a brick, you would be the Great Wall of China.
Jokes are like Indians.
They never die, they just get reincarnated.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought someone else was ugly, but then I saw you.
