Comparison jokes
Why does Job have an Area 51 head? Because his head is the shape of a 🦖.
What does a dick and an elderly person have in common? They are both short.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What did Schrödinger say to Shakespeare?
"To be and not to be."
What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.
As the strongest curse, Jogot fought the frog, the king of curses. He began to open his domain. Sukuna shrunk back in fear.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Hint, not Home Alone. It's actually Batman, 'cause they are 50% the same as him.
AOT > ur fav anime.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue, there's always someone who's better than you.
Your hairline parts faster than Moses parting the Red Sea.
What's the difference between a Doberman Pinscher and a Social Worker?
Eventually, you can get a baby back from a Doberman Pinscher.
When you look at the sun, it's like looking at me.
Why is Hitler a better person than Jeffrey Epstein?
At least Hitler killed himself.
What's the difference between an ugly monster and you?
Nothing.
What's the difference between humans and trash cans? One's actually useful.
Me: "What's the difference between an apple and an emo?"
Friend: "I don't know."
Me: An apple actually falls from the tree.
Your face is crustier than the Sahara Desert.
Alright, I'm gonna drink the lo-carb one to see how it compares to the normal Monster.
Holy shit, it tastes just like the original one.
There's like a weird after taste though.
Kinda like a sparkling water one.
I love Monster. I've drank about 5 cans already.
Q: What does a slice of pizza and an F grade have in common?
A: They're both cheesy.
Head look like a mf gorilla pop.
what's the difference between a feminist and a knife?
one has a point.