What’s the similarity between my dick and my girlfriend? I beat both of them.
What do me and a casino machine have in common. It takes about 50 pumps to get to the jackpot.
What’s the difference between a firefighter and Snoop Dogg?
Snoop Dogg inhaled less smoke during 9/11.
What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit? A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.
You are so skinny that the only difference between you and a leaf is color
whats the difference between my girlfriend and my sister?
there is no difference
What's the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?
A painting only takes one nail to be hanged.
There is a rich child and a poor child. The rich child invites the poor child to his house and shows him all the toys and tells him: Look at what a beautiful radio-controlled airplane I have it,but you don't have it because you are poor! The poor child answers:You're right it's very nice but i'have one thing that you don't have! The Rich child then invites him into the garden and shows him the swimming pool, the trampoline and all the other games that can be done outdoors and tells ti the pope child: looks that beautiful swimming pool I have is very big you don't have it because you are poor! and the poor child says: Beautiful is really beautiful! But one thing that you don't have. So the rich child feels bad he says: Wait but I'm rich, how is it possible? I have everything i want because I'm rich.Why you have something that I don't have? And the poor child says : I have cancer!
What is the difference between cum and milk... NOTHING they are both white and tasty
What's similar between a fetus and a failed mission?
You abort it
what dose a priest and time have in common? there both predators
What's the difference between having sex with my girlfriend and a baby
I don't have a girlfriend
what's the difference between a little boy and a freezer? the freezer doesn't scream when you put your meat in it
What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What's the difference between a hooker and a burrito? I don't eat burritos
"do you know the differance between wallpaper and toilet paper" replys "no" "gross"
what does and orphans parents and the predator have in common
they are both invisable
osmetimes when i think im ugly i just think of my sister and it makes me feel better
What is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? One sticks to the roof of you mouth, while the other one doesn't!
Your forehead is so big I thought you were megamind for a second there
