What's the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?
A painting only takes one nail to be hanged.
What's the difference between a peanut and a priest?
With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
what dose a priest and time have in common? there both predators
What's similar between a fetus and a failed mission?
You abort it
What's the difference between having sex with my girlfriend and a baby
I don't have a girlfriend
what's the difference between a little boy and a freezer? the freezer doesn't scream when you put your meat in it
What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What's the difference between a hooker and a burrito? I don't eat burritos
"do you know the differance between wallpaper and toilet paper" replys "no" "gross"
osmetimes when i think im ugly i just think of my sister and it makes me feel better
What is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? One sticks to the roof of you mouth, while the other one doesn't!
what does and orphans parents and the predator have in common
they are both invisable
Your forehead is so big I thought you were megamind for a second there
What’s the comparison of an emo and a highlighter
You can pop there head off
what's does a condom and a coffin have in common? they both still have stiffs but one is cumin and one is going.
What's the difference between a cat and a human? About 500 bullets.
What's the difference between a Demon and a Redhead? The Demon at least has a trade offer.
What do Hitler and trump have in common they both do hand gestures.
What does a woman’s pussy and a chainsaw have in common? Miss by few inches and you’re in deep shit.
What’s the difference between God and Hitler? God made thousands Of bread, Hitler made thousands of toast
