Comparison jokes

I ass big ass you :-)

What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?

A cat has claws at the end of paws; a comma is a pause at the end of a clause.

I learned that humans eat more bananas than monkeys...

Huh, I don’t recall ever eating a monkey!

Tada mun ang hai jiwain taage naal khota bania Honda ae.

What's the difference between MetaCareForAll and the resurrection of our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

One of them is an unrealistic fantasy that can never come true because it wouldn't work. The other one is the resurrection our lord and savior Jesus Christ.

I like my coffee like I like my women.

Big tits.

How is a woman like a condom?

Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.

What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

One is a refreshing summertime snack; the other one is a watermelon.

What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well, beer nuts are 49 cents, but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer, you won’t understand it.)

What does a kid and wine have in common?

Shit, I forgot, but they're both locked in my cellar right now.

I like my women like I like my diving pools.

Wet and deep.

I like my women like I like my diving pool:

Deep and wet.

What's the difference between onions and babies?

I cry when I cut onions.

What's the difference between a PC and a 6 year old? I don't have to clean out my PC.

Highest level of insult by a girl by seeing a guy's dick:

"I can shit bigger logs than that thing of your's" 🤣

What's the difference between a dick and a cannon?

Your dick shots longer.

My diet:

Make all of my friends cupcakes. The fatter they get, the thinner I look...

What number is better; 46 or 47?

I don't know, ask the kid with Down syndrome.

What's the difference between a smart blonde and a dinosaur?

The dinosaur once existed.

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.