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WHAT DO YOU CALL A TERRIBLE BUS COMPANY?
STAGECOACH HIGHLANDS
I was thinking of starting up a stair company, but there was too many steps to it.
Did you guys know that Chancellor Palpatine is suing Nike? Apparently, the company stole his slogan: Just "Do It."
Why are orphans unable to work at S.C Johnson?
Because it’s a family business.
What do you call a white woman working at an all black company
Crack/her
IN memory of Michael Jackson, various ice cream companies are introducing the jackson Chocolte ice cream, it is either 50 year old cream mixed in with 10 year old nuts, or 7 year old vanilla ice cream with 50 year old chocolate drizled on 4 year old tiny nuts.
Isnt there a software company named after your Dick?
Microsoft?
whats another place orphans cant work at besides SC Johnson
The Home Depot.
I used to work at a T shirt factory before the company folded
I used to work for a company called 69, my friend took over my position.
I am only here because me no like blues clues lgbtq episode as I don’t believe in that. If you do ok. And it shouldn’t be a month, the month should be for all of the war veterans, it should be a day for pride. Companies only use this month for money it’s exploitation because they don’t truly support unlike me in which I don’t support it
Recent attempts to defund Special Olympics have organizers scrambling to come up with more corporate sponsorship... targeted companies include:
Kleenex Depenz Bicycle Helmet manufacturers Velcro Shoe manufacturers Steven Hawkings Publishers
(BILL is sitting in the waiting room, fidgeting with his tie. MR. SMITH enters with a clipboard.)
MR. SMITH: (sternly) Good morning, Bill. Ready for your interview?
BILL: (nervously) Uh, yes, sir! I’ve prepared a lot for this!
MR. SMITH: (raising an eyebrow) Great! Let’s start with an easy question. Why do you want this job?
BILL: (confidently) Well, I want to help your company succeed! I believe in hard work and dedication!
MR. SMITH: (nods) Good to hear. Now, what’s your biggest weakness?
BILL: (eyes widening) I tend to be overly honest.
MR. SMITH: (leaning in) That’s not really a weakness.
BILL: (smirking) I don’t care what you think!
(MR. SMITH pauses, surprised, then bursts out laughing.)
MR. SMITH: (laughing) Okay, you’re hired! We need more honesty around here!
can anyone talk with me? bored...
Why can’t orphans go to McDonald’s.it’s a family Company
you know why you never wana fly with a orphan. cause then they know they won't die alone
my step-dad works at a lumberjack company and he took me to work, I went climbing trees later that day and now I'm in the hospital
Treon: I don't care about Vorkie.
Amber: You should, she could be a great person for the company.
Treon: We don't need another one we got 100 people in here no need. Now amber please just go make your self useful.
Amber: Fine!!!!!
Why did the skydiver's parachute fail?
Because it was made by the same company that made their life decisions.
