Company jokes
What did the watch say to the failing watch company?
"You better watch it!"
All orphans deserve to die if they don't buy KFC.
What does the A stand for in "orphan, adopt" from the orphan company?
Which company likes Jesus the most?
IHS Markit!
Two's company, cheese a crowd!
why the fuck is steam there ????
Vape company: Hey, want some lung cancer and a nicotine addiction?
Teens: NO WAY!
Vape company: But it’s mango flavored!
Teens: O OK. 😤
For being a big company, NASA is openly saying they want pictures of Uranus.
A young orphan boy goes to school for the first time. A bigger boy comes and punches him. He says, "What are you gonna do, cry to your mommy?" The boy cries.
Next morning, he wakes up and comes to school. The same thing happens, but the older boy brings his friends. This time, after he says, "You gonna tell your mom?", the little boy says, "Yes, I will tell them that there is company coming over."
My cousin just broke up with her boyfriend, and I told her, "Since your dad owns a moving company, you can already take half of his stuff."
My cousin just broke up with his girlfriend, and I told him, "Since your dad owns a moving company, you can already take half of her stuff."
What do you call a white woman working at an all black company?
Crack/her
Credit to my boy tippecanoe3 for this joke.
What do you call it when Panera isn’t hungry?
Panera fed.
Credit to RogueRobot for this one:
What does Panera sleep in?
Panera bed.
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with Bill Gates? One stands, the other doesn't.
The companies that made the hand gel sanitizer must be absolutely rubbing their hands together!
What company do orphans hate the most?
S. C. Johnson, a family company.
What is the difference between a detective company and a man with eyes on his butt?
One has a private eye, and the other has eyed privates.
Your mom is as fat as NASA's company.
I was thinking of starting up a stair company, but there were too many steps to it.
He: I'm Nike, and you're McDonalds.
She: Why?
He: 'Cause I'm doing it, and you're loving it. :)
What do you call a terrible bus company?
Stagecoach Highlands.