What does the starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?
Answer: they both circle Ur-Anus looking for Kling-Ons!
What did Captain Picard say when he brought his sewing machine to the repairman? -- "Make it sew."
What did Spock encounter in the Enterprise toilet? -- The Captain's Log.
Spock went to the enterprises toilet and he knocked on it "Kirk are you in there?" Spiked asked, Kirk answered "hold on i am making a captains log"
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What do your underwear and the Starship Enterprise have in common? They are both concerned about “Klingons near Your anus”.
