Company Jokes

What does Michael Jackson and Jeffery Dahmer have in common?

They both enjoy kids company.

What does an apple company and an orphanage have that are different. Apples actually get picked.... Unlike little Timmy here.... He’s been here for 16 years..

went for a job interview today and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."

"Well, I'm your man." I replied, "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."

Apple tried to make a car, but it had no windows ;)

Why do orphans like stealiing things. They wanted to have copany

Apple created the iphone x for orphans because they dont have a home.

Why’s bbc called bbc?

The dude’s shlong gets bigger everytime he says n-

What’s the difference between Geico and a wife? Geico saves you more.

Everybody is wondering what position Kenny will give his brother in their new company. Probably top. Kenny likes to be the bottom in every sexual encounter.

What’s the name of oceangates next submarine? Judging by the breathing conditions on their subs i bet they’ll call it the George Floyd

What did the watch say to the failing watch company? - You better watch it

what does the A stand for orphan, adopt from the orphan company

Producer: we need to stop testing out products on animals. CEO: shapoo companies do it all the time Fairchild republic making the A-10 Thunder Bolt

Two's company, cheese a crowd!

Which company likes jesus the most? IHS markit!

For being a big company, NASA is openly saying they want pictures of Uranus.

A young orphan boy goes to school for the first time. A bigger boy comes and punches him. He says,”What are you gonna do, cry to your mommy?” The boy cries. Next morning, he wakes up and comes to school. The same thing happens, but the older boy brings his friends. This time, after he says,”You gonna tell your mom?”, the little boy says, Yes, I will tell them that there is company coming over.