Communications jokes
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you've told her twice.
What do you do when you get locked outside your house? You talk to the lock, because communication is key.
I'm so good at talking to myself but not to others.
Q: What did the butt say to the face?
A: It farted!
How do baseballs communicate?
They touch base!
Stephen Hawking talks by clicks. Two clicks is "hi," and five is "dab me up."
At the age of 100, you get a letter from the Queen. At 12, you get a DM from Prince Charles.
Pro marriage tip: Let your wife know you’re all about women’s rights. There’s no reason she needs to talk that much; it’s not like replying to her is voice activated.
A group of Astronauts, a Mechanic, a Pilot, & a Communications operator are on a very important mission to Mars when one of their solar panels gets grazed by a meteorite.
And so the Astronauts quickly assemble in the hull to wait for orders from the ground. Once the Communications operator turned on coms, their man on the ground told the Pilot to continue their course & to send the Mechanic out to fix the problem. As the Mechanic worked on finishing repairing the solar panel, the Pilot & Communications operator told each other dark jokes when out of nowhere a meteorite field appeared! The Ground operator frighteningly shouted "Get him back in the ship!" to the Communications operator. "Chill out, he'll be fine," The Pilot assured him. "Get him the hell out of there, that's an order!" The Ground operator argued. Then thirty seconds later the Communications operator came back from the air shoot & asked, "Now what?"
When Stephen Hawking found out about physics, he was speechless.
In 2006 on 6/9, there was something called communication opportunity happened. On 6/9. 69. Coincidence? I think NOT.
What did the bus say to the other bus?
"Beep!"
What does the Trump administration use instead of emails? Alternative fax.
How do inmates keep in touch?
They have cell phones.
A deaf couple wants to know when to have sex.
The wife says, "If you want to have sex, squeeze my tits once. If you don't want to have sex, squeeze my tits twice."
The husband says, "OK, if you want to have sex, pull my dick once. If you don't want to have sex, pull my dick 437 times."
proved em all wrong..
Community talk
Hm- Should i stop talking to @Firestarrrrwarriorcats?
⚠ Announcement ⚠ Verbal shutdowns Verbal shutdowns can look different for different people, and mine can range a lot depending on how overwhelmed I am. I have 5 ranges. 1- I can talk a little bit, but not much; I just go very quiet. 2-I can't talk, but I can type, or use emojis, or nod/shake my head. 3-I can't talk, but I can use emojis, a few typed words, or typed song lyrics. 4-I can't talk, but I can only use e… Read more
Guys I want to announce something. Sometimes I get very overwheled, and I get a verbal shutdown. I cant speak, its to hard. I can usually type, but when i reply with "." or js "m" or soemthing really small, its a verbal shut down. I am okay i just need a discrtion or maybe a little bit to myself. its like my brain is saying to much input, i need to reduce output. Communication awlays comes back after ive calmed down or i feel better. just lyk and look out for it. So if i go silet on call, or type like very small, im okay, just overwheled and my brain shurts down paths of cummication.