Communications jokes
What do you do when you get locked outside your house? You talk to the lock, because communication is key.
"{[(Log date) 11 22 3] The Beginning} "This marks the first ever log of the Underground Fruit Association of n&c (ugfa). N, being code name for Nathaniel, and C, being code name for Connor. Our plan is to collect as many fruit cups as possible by the end of the year. This site will be a communication hub only and used for nothing else. We will plan and discuss courses of action, and collection." End of log"
How do sβmores communicate?
On Insta-graham.
What do turtles use to communicate?
A shellphone!
In 2006 on 6/9, there was something called communication opportunity happened. On 6/9. 69. Coincidence? I think NOT.
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Join my beta communication community committee commission Cumbria, please guys and girls and gurls. It's all inclusive b&b.
P = Person (not original "pun")
P1: Hey girl! P2: I got a bf! P1: Well, I got a Lamborghini Aventador, a Bugatti Super Sports, a yacht, and a private plane. P2: BF stand for breakfast. P2: Oh, and also, where did you get all that stuff? P1: GTA5 P2: You motherfucker!!!
(Communications with this person are now blocked)
How do baseballs communicate?
They touch base!
How do you communicate to the dead?
Jump up and down on the ground and speak in Morse code!
How do rappers communicate underwater?
They drop some sick flow-tation.
How do asses communicate?
Through booty calls!
How do butts communicate?
By using CRACK-BERRIES!
A group of Astronauts, a Mechanic, a Pilot, & a Communications operator are on a very important mission to Mars when one of their solar panels gets grazed by a meteorite.
And so the Astronauts quickly assemble in the hull to wait for orders from the ground. Once the Communications operator turned on coms, their man on the ground told the Pilot to continue their course & to send the Mechanic out to fix the problem. As the Mechanic worked on finishing repairing the solar panel, the Pilot & Communications operator told each other dark jokes when out of nowhere a meteorite field appeared! The Ground operator frighteningly shouted "Get him back in the ship!" to the Communications operator. "Chill out, he'll be fine," The Pilot assured him. "Get him the hell out of there, that's an order!" The Ground operator argued. Then thirty seconds later the Communications operator came back from the air shoot & asked, "Now what?"
Someone butt-dialed me again yesterday. It seems that only assholes want to speak to me.
The Pentagon is changing the nuclear codes to over 140 characters, ...
so Trump can't tweet it.
Are you Wi-Fi? Because I think I am finding a connection.
Why don't phones wear glasses? Because they have contacts!
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