Communications jokes
What did the dog say to the other dog?
How do butts communicate?
By using CRACK-BERRIES!
How do rappers communicate underwater?
They drop some sick flow-tation.
Why couldn’t the dinosaurs talk? Because they were dead.
What did the water say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved!
How do asses communicate?
Through booty calls!
What do turtles use to communicate?
A shellphone!
P = Person (not original "pun")
P1: Hey girl! P2: I got a bf! P1: Well, I got a Lamborghini Aventador, a Bugatti Super Sports, a yacht, and a private plane. P2: BF stand for breakfast. P2: Oh, and also, where did you get all that stuff? P1: GTA5 P2: You motherfucker!!!
(Communications with this person are now blocked)
An Australian, an American, and a British man are on a golf course.
They're all on the green and working out their next shot when a phone starts ringing.
"Terribly sorry," says the Brit, but instead of getting out a phone, he twists his earlobe around to reveal a speaker and opens his bottom lip to reveal a microphone and takes the call.
The other two are pretty impressed, and the Brit shrugs modestly.
"State of the art British tech. Surgically implanted. Amazing stuff."
They get set to resume, but another phone goes off.
"Ugh, sorry guys," says the American, but instead of taking out his phone, he holds up his hand, taps the palm with his other hand, and it turns into a screen. As the other two watch, the American has a video call.
When he's finished, the other two are impressed, but the American waves it off.
"No biggie. Just the latest and greatest in digital communications from the good old US of A."
Again, the three are about to continue their game when there's a strange, electronic sound and, much to the other two's surprise, the Aussie runs off into the bushes.
The Brit and the American follow him and soon find the Aussie squatting down in the middle of a clearing, clothes around his ankles, bare-assed and grunting.
"What the hell..." one of them says, but the Aussie holds up his hand in apology.
"Sorry fellas, got a fax coming through..."
A boxer talks with his fists.
Stephen Hawking talks with his wheelchair.
What did the Asian say to the Asian?
*Cough*
I wish everyone spoke to each other the way God did.
Freshfry, my friend, please talk to me!
"Hey Gwen, I'm back."
-Dev
"It's been so long they unblocked it!"
What did the egg say to the other egg?
Nothing, they can't talk.
How do s’mores communicate?
On Insta-graham.
How do you communicate to the dead?
Jump up and down on the ground and speak in Morse code!
"{[(Log date) 11 22 3] The Beginning} "This marks the first ever log of the Underground Fruit Association of n&c (ugfa). N, being code name for Nathaniel, and C, being code name for Connor. Our plan is to collect as many fruit cups as possible by the end of the year. This site will be a communication hub only and used for nothing else. We will plan and discuss courses of action, and collection." End of log"
Join my beta communication community committee commission Cumbria, please guys and girls and gurls. It's all inclusive b&b.
How do prisoners call each other? Cell phones.