What do an acting role and playing sports have in common?
If you break a leg, you get cast.
What does your mum have in common with your dad?
They are both men.
Q. What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name! 😂
What does this joke and half a deck of cards have in common?
You can't even deal with it!
Do you know how diarrhea is common in families? Because it runs in your genes.
What do women and peanut butter have in common?
They're both easy to spread.
What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common?
That I will never get old.
What do screen doors and blondes have in common?
The more you bang them, the looser they get.
What does an orphan not have in common with a criminal?
Criminals are wanted.
What do windows have in common with my wife's legs? They're easy to open.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
So it could get to the other side!
What does Bill Cosby and someone eating at McDonald's have in common?
They're both mc lovin' what they're eating.
What do orphans and Trump supporters have in common?
No one likes them.
What do gasses and asses have in common? They both have asses in them!
Mississippi is a long word. How do you spell it?
What do a blonde and a cow have in common?
They're both fat af.
What do boobs and toys have in common?
Kids end up playing with toys, but adults end up playing with boobs.
What’s the most common name for cancer patients?
Luke (leukemia)
What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common?
CANCER!
Just kidding, they are both fun to laugh at.
What do a doctor and a girlfriend/boyfriend have in common?
They both break your heart.
