Common jokes
What do school shooting jokes and school shooting victims have in common? They never get old.
What's a native chick say after sex?
"Get off me, Dad, you're crushing my smokes!"
What's the definition of disgusting?
Sticking 5 oysters up your grandmother and sucking 6 out!
What does "off-limits" have in common with dead people? They can’t see their family.
What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.
What does a school bus crash and a train crash have in common?
They always line up.
What do 9/11 and 911 have in common?
They're twins.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
What do dino nuggies and the brown M&M have in common?
I want to fuck them both.
What do Humpty Dumpty and Ace from KISS have in common?
They both had a great fall.
Q: What do Epstein and Dahmer have in common?
A: They both like to eat kids in and out.
What does a kid who has autism and reading have in common?
Absolutely nothing.
What do feminists and whores have in common?
Daddy issues.
What do Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Ilhan Omar, Ayanna Pressley, and Rashida Tlaib all have in common?
All four of them are garbage.
What do Indian and Jewish people have in common?
They both avoid the showers at all times.
One thing that Miles Morales and Black men have in common is that they're both rip-offs.
What's long, hard, and bloody?
The Boston Marathon.
You want to know what annoying people and dogs have in common.
The female ones are called "bitch."
What do my cock and money have in common?
Your mom.
What do women and dog turds have in common?
The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.