Common jokes
What does a kid at Epstein Island and MAGA supporters have in common?
They both can't get Trump's dick out of their mouth.
Q. What do iPads and Jeffrey Epstein have in common?
A. Kids turn them on.
Q: What do a prostitute and a vacuum have in common?
A: If they stop sucking, you can smack them until they start again.
Q: What do Epstein and Dahmer have in common?
A: They both like to eat kids in and out.
What do trannies and jokes about them have in common?
Neither of them get old.
What does a kid who has autism and reading have in common?
Absolutely nothing.
What do feminists and whores have in common?
Daddy issues.
What do Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Ilhan Omar, Ayanna Pressley, and Rashida Tlaib all have in common?
All four of them are garbage.
What do Indian and Jewish people have in common?
They both avoid the showers at all times.
One thing that Miles Morales and Black men have in common is that they're both rip-offs.
You want to know what annoying people and dogs have in common.
The female ones are called "bitch."
Ben 10 and a disabled person are the same, but no aliens for the disabled person.
What do my cock and money have in common?
Your mom.
What's long, hard, and bloody?
The Boston Marathon.
What do women and dog turds have in common?
The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
What does a stray cat/dog have in common?
Both of them don't have a home!
What does Amogus and Jesus have in common?
They're sus.
Bro, if you think about it, your mom and God have one thing in common... They're both big.
What do Pac-Man and Olaf have in common?
They are both gay.
What does an Emo kid and Ted Bundy have in common?
They're both gay and use knives.