Common

Common Jokes

Blowjob

What does a blowjob from an 80-year-old and bungee jumps have in common?

You feel the rush, but don't look down.

Apple

What does an apple and a gay person have in common?

Both fruits hang in trees out in the Middle East.

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  • Orphan

    What does the orphan have in common with Batman? They both lost their parents.

    Blackjack

    What do a blackjack dealer and my uncle have in common?

    They both hit me face down on the table.

    Role

    What do an acting role and playing sports have in common?

    If you break a leg, you get cast.

    Dad

    What does your mum have in common with your dad?

    They are both men.

    Name

    Q. What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name! 😂

    Card

    What does this joke and half a deck of cards have in common?

    You can't even deal with it!

    Diarrhea

    Do you know how diarrhea is common in families? Because it runs in your genes.

    Woman

    What do women and peanut butter have in common?

    They're both easy to spread.

    Child

    What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common?

    That I will never get old.

    Blonde

    What do screen doors and blondes have in common?

    The more you bang them, the looser they get.

    Orphan

    What does an orphan not have in common with a criminal?

    Criminals are wanted.

    Wife

    What do windows have in common with my wife's legs? They're easy to open.

    Bill Cosby

    What does Bill Cosby and someone eating at McDonald's have in common?

    They're both mc lovin' what they're eating.

    Orphan

    What do orphans and Trump supporters have in common?

    No one likes them.

    Ass

    What do gasses and asses have in common? They both have asses in them!