What do a prostitute and peanut butter have in common?
They both spread for bread.
What do a prostitute and peanut butter have in common?
They both spread for bread.
What do a relationship and suicidal thought have in common? They’ll both end soon.
What do Drake and math have in common? They’re both hard for kids.
What does a roller coaster and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids ride for free.
What do Joe Biden and Russia have in common?
Neither of them respect boundaries.
What do orphans, parents, and trees have in common? They leafed.
What does my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do old people and meth heads have in common? They usually trip over their balls.
What do White Castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.
Q: What do Burger King and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: They put meat on five-year-old buns.