Common jokes
What does an Al Qaeda terrorist and a flexible man have in common?
They can blow themselves up.
What do masturbation and brain damage have in common? After a few strokes, there’s no going back.
What does Madeleine McCann and my old Xbox have in common?
They both died with red rings.
What do Hostess Twinkies and the cock of a gay man have in common?
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Q: What does your Mama and a slinky have in common?
A: They aren't much to look at, but you can't help cracking a smile when you see it tumbling down the stairs.
What do KFC and pussy have in common?
Both are finger lickin' good, and after you are done eating, you have a box to put the bone in.
What do the films The Sixth Sense and Titanic have in common?
Icy dead people.
What do city plumbers and pedophiles have in common?
They both lay pipes in public parks.
What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common? They both come on little white crackers.
What do teen mothers and their unborn babies have in common?
They're both thinking "Oh my God, my mom's gonna kill me!"
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common? They both let little kids sit on their lap.
What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
What do turtles and lesbians have in common?
They both choke on plastic.
What does a penis and a Rubik's cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What do Phillip Adam and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
I only got one question wrong on my biology test yesterday.
The question was, "What is most commonly found in a cell?"
Apparently, "Black People" wasn't the right answer.
What do leaves and suicidal people have in common? Nothing, one falls from the tree and one doesn't.
What do vacuums and your mom have in common?
They both suck.
What do kids and drugs have in common? I sell both of them.
What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common?
No ballroom.