Common jokes
What do Pac-Man and Olaf have in common?
They are both gay.
What do my cock and money have in common?
Your mom.
I asked my friend, "Shouldn't we have 6 senses?"
He replied, "What is the 6th sense?"
"Common sense," I shot back while looking at the kid who was going to detention. "Never mind," I said.
You want to know what annoying people and dogs have in common.
The female ones are called "bitch."
Do you know how diarrhea is common in families? Because it runs in your genes.
What do James Doyle and Hannah Doyle have in common?
John fucked them both in the rear.
What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.
What does a pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common?
They can both smell it, but they can’t eat it.
What does an autistic kid and a loaf of bread have in common?
They both have special needs.
What does a school bus crash and a train crash have in common?
They always line up.
What do Colorado and Saudi Arabia have in common?
It's legal to get stoned.
What do orgasms and impulses have in common?
I don’t care if they have either of them.
What do apples and orphans have in common?
The apple gets picked.
What do George Floyd and an astronaut have in common?
They both have very little air to breathe.
What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common? They never get old.
What do Ben 10 and a disabled kid have in common? They both slap their wrist.
What has a kid with cancer and Peter Pan in common?
They will never grow up.
What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common?
CANCER!
Just kidding, they are both fun to laugh at.
What do guns and women have in common?
They both get cocked and loaded.
What does Justin Bieber and a rabbit have in common?
They're both adorably cute and everyone loves them except for Justin Bieber.