Common jokes

What does a penis and a Rubik's cube have in common?

The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

What do a prostitute and peanut butter have in common?

They both spread for bread.

What do leaves and suicidal people have in common? Nothing, one falls from the tree and one doesn't.

What do KFC and pussy have in common?

Both are finger lickin' good, and after you are done eating, you have a box to put the bone in.

What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob?

Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.

What do turtles and lesbians have in common?

They both choke on plastic.

What do vacuums and your mom have in common?

They both suck.

What do a relationship and suicidal thought have in common? They’ll both end soon.

What does a bicycle and Jade Goody have in common?

They can't reach 30.

What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common?

No ballroom.

What do Drake and math have in common? They’re both hard for kids.

What does Michael Jackson and a lion have in common?

They're both predators.

What do kids and drugs have in common? I sell both of them.

Q: What do Burger King and Michael Jackson have in common?

A: They put meat on five-year-old buns.

What do food and dark humor have in common? Some people don’t get it.

What does a roller coaster and Michael Jackson have in common?

Kids ride for free.

What does a phone and a grandma have in common? They both die.

What's the difference between them? If you shove something up your grandma's ass, she won't come back to life.

What do Joe Biden and Russia have in common?

Neither of them respect boundaries.

What do orphans, parents, and trees have in common? They leafed.

What does my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.