Common

Common Jokes

what do emo kids and hitler have in common?

Theres gonna be more brains on the wall when they lose something

What do emo s and the twin towers have in common there were 2 but now there are none

Why can't orphans play baseball, they donโ€™t know where home is

I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home page

Doctor: Iโ€™m going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why? Doctor: Because Iโ€™m a family doctor Why do orphans like boomerangs, cause they come back

Why do orphans become criminals? To know what itโ€™s like to be Wanted. Girls are like rocks the flat ones get skipped

What an orphans least favorite tv show, Family Guy

If you hit an orphan what are they going to do tell their parents

If you hit an orphan with a car at least you don't have to tell their parents

Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father What does a orphan call a family photo, a selfie Why was the orphan a big success, cause people say go big or go home he only had one option Why is it ok to hit an orphan? Itโ€™s not like they can tell their parents.

Whatโ€™s an orphanโ€™s least favorite store? Home Depot.

What do orphans and blind kids have in common, the canโ€™t see their parents

Why can't orphans hear about ancient Egypt, because they donโ€™t know what a mummy is

Why are orphans bad at poker, because they don't know what a full house is

What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.

What do boobs and toys have in common? They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them.