What do a prostitute and peanut butter have in common?
They both spread for bread.
Common Jokes
What do vacuums and your mom have in common?
They both suck.
What do a relationship and suicidal thought have in common? They’ll both end soon.
What does a bicycle and Jade Goody have in common?
They can't reach 30.
What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common?
No ballroom.
What do Drake and math have in common? They’re both hard for kids.
What do kids and drugs have in common? I sell both of them.
What does Michael Jackson and a lion have in common?
They're both predators.
What do food and dark humor have in common? Some people don’t get it.
What does a roller coaster and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids ride for free.
What does a phone and a grandma have in common? They both die.
What's the difference between them? If you shove something up your grandma's ass, she won't come back to life.
What do Joe Biden and Russia have in common?
Neither of them respect boundaries.
What do orphans, parents, and trees have in common? They leafed.
What does my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do old people and meth heads have in common? They usually trip over their balls.
What do White Castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.
What do emo kids and Hitler have in common?
There's gonna be more brains on the wall when they lose something.
Q: What do Burger King and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: They put meat on five-year-old buns.
What do girls and noodles have in common?
They both wiggle when you eat them.
What do emos and the Twin Towers have in common? There were two, but now there are none.
