Common Jokes

What does Myspace And My Dad has in common? I havent seen them in a while

itslit
in Emo

What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common? They can both carve a new emotion.

in Orphan

Do you know what dogs and orphans don’t have in common? Dogs get loved

in Dark Humor

What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedo have in common?

Are you ready kids?🤣

What do Jesus and I have in common? No one knows my real bday either

Chess player

What do women and chess have in common? When you sacrifice the females and replace them, you are more likely to win

Anonymous321

One day the mailman came to drop the mail off then he ask if I could use the bathroom. I said yeah the thing is my mom was coming out the shower naked and when she open the door it was me and the mailman. Now when the mailman sees me he says to me we got something in common we both saw your mom naked.

Lokey morbid

What does Germany and the rest of the world have in common? They both use gases to poison 1 thing or another.

Anonymous
in Shooting

what do a school shooter and a person with gum have in common. ones the pull it out everyone wants to be there friend.

Anonymous
in Depression

What does a depressed person and a jacket have in common?

They’re both hanging in the closet

Anonymous

what makes a cult and a racist family of 5 common? not all are friends

in Dark Humor

What do Phillips adam and Kurt Cobain have in common?

They both used their brains to paint the ceiling

in Emo

What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common? They can both carve a new emotion.

Anonymous
in Emo

what do emo kids and hitler have in common?

Theres gonna be more brains on the wall when they lose something

Anonymous
in Orphanage

What do blind kids and orphans have in common? Neither of them can see their parents.

Anonymous
in Orphan

What do orphans parents and a ball have in common.If u through them they both will never come back.

Anonymous864

whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? the freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out

what doe Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? they both used there brains to paint the the walls

tides
in Priest

what dose a priest and time have in common? there both predators

Anonymous
in Nonce

What do Evil Kinevil and Michael Jackson have in common? Both have skidmarks on their helmets.