What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? No ballroom.
What do kids and drugs have in common , I sell both of the
what does Michael Jackson and a lion have in common?
they're both predators
What do vacuums and your mom have in common?
They both suck
What does food and dark humor have in common? Some people donβt get it.
What do Joe Biden and Russia have in common? Neither of them respect boundaries.
What do old people and meth heads have in common? They usually trip over their balls
What does my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found
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what do emo kids and hitler have in common?
Theres gonna be more brains on the wall when they lose something
What does a roller coaster and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids ride for free.
What do emo s and the twin towers have in common there were 2 but now there are none
Not totally a joke but... What do all these rape joke naysayers have in common with rapists?
They are also forcing themselves on others.
What does an orphan's father and Nemo have in common.
They are both nowhere to be found.
What do Phillips adam and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling
What does a depressed person and a fashion enthusiast have in common?
They both have something hanging in their closet.
What do squirrels and men have in common? They always want a nut.
Q:What do burger King and michael Jackson have in common
A:they put meat on five year old buns
You know what flowers and depressed people have in common?
Both end up getting cut.
What does a shark and a computer have in common?
They both have megabites.
