What do vacuums and your mom have in common?
They both suck.
What does a bicycle and Jade Goody have in common?
They can't reach 30.
What do Drake and math have in common? They’re both hard for kids.
What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common?
No ballroom.
What do a relationship and suicidal thought have in common? They’ll both end soon.
What do kids and drugs have in common? I sell both of them.
What does Michael Jackson and a lion have in common?
They're both predators.
What do food and dark humor have in common? Some people don’t get it.
What does a phone and a grandma have in common? They both die.
What's the difference between them? If you shove something up your grandma's ass, she won't come back to life.
What do orphans, parents, and trees have in common? They leafed.
What do old people and meth heads have in common? They usually trip over their balls.
What does my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do Joe Biden and Russia have in common?
Neither of them respect boundaries.
What do emo kids and Hitler have in common?
There's gonna be more brains on the wall when they lose something.
What do emos and the Twin Towers have in common? There were two, but now there are none.
What does a roller coaster and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids ride for free.
Not totally a joke but... What do all these rape joke naysayers have in common with rapists? They are also forcing themselves on others.
What do Phillip Adam and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
What does a depressed person and a fashion enthusiast have in common?
They both have something hanging in their closet.
What does a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus have in common? They're both thinking; "Oh sh*t, my mom's gonna kill me!"
