Common jokes

What do the films The Sixth Sense and Titanic have in common?

Icy dead people.

What do KFC and pussy have in common?

Both are finger lickin' good, and after you are done eating, you have a box to put the bone in.

What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common? They both come on little white crackers.

What do teen mothers and their unborn babies have in common?

They're both thinking "Oh my God, my mom's gonna kill me!"

What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common? They both let little kids sit on their lap.

What do city plumbers and pedophiles have in common?

They both lay pipes in public parks.

What does a penis and a Rubik's cube have in common?

The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

What do leaves and suicidal people have in common? Nothing, one falls from the tree and one doesn't.

What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob?

Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.

What do turtles and lesbians have in common?

They both choke on plastic.

What do vacuums and your mom have in common?

They both suck.

What do a relationship and suicidal thought have in common? They’ll both end soon.

What does a bicycle and Jade Goody have in common?

They can't reach 30.

What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common?

No ballroom.

What do Drake and math have in common? They’re both hard for kids.

What does Michael Jackson and a lion have in common?

They're both predators.

What do kids and drugs have in common? I sell both of them.

What do Phillip Adam and Kurt Cobain have in common?

They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.

Q: What do Burger King and Michael Jackson have in common?

A: They put meat on five-year-old buns.

What do food and dark humor have in common? Some people don’t get it.