What does Myspace And My Dad has in common? I havent seen them in a while
Common Jokes
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common? They can both carve a new emotion.
Do you know what dogs and orphans don’t have in common? Dogs get loved
What do women and chess have in common? When you sacrifice the females and replace them, you are more likely to win
One day the mailman came to drop the mail off then he ask if I could use the bathroom. I said yeah the thing is my mom was coming out the shower naked and when she open the door it was me and the mailman. Now when the mailman sees me he says to me we got something in common we both saw your mom naked.
What does Germany and the rest of the world have in common? They both use gases to poison 1 thing or another.
what do a school shooter and a person with gum have in common. ones the pull it out everyone wants to be there friend.
What does a depressed person and a jacket have in common?
They’re both hanging in the closet
what makes a cult and a racist family of 5 common? not all are friends
What do Phillips adam and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common? They can both carve a new emotion.
what do emo kids and hitler have in common?
Theres gonna be more brains on the wall when they lose something
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? Neither of them can see their parents.
What do orphans parents and a ball have in common.If u through them they both will never come back.
whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? the freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out
what doe Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? they both used there brains to paint the the walls
what dose a priest and time have in common? there both predators
What do Evil Kinevil and Michael Jackson have in common? Both have skidmarks on their helmets.