What do old people and meth heads have in common? They usually trip over their balls
what do emos and the lorax have in common? they both hang with trees
what do emo kids and hitler have in common?
Theres gonna be more brains on the wall when they lose something
What do an Olympic silver medalist and a Catholic priest have in common? A: They both come in a little behind
What do emo s and the twin towers have in common there were 2 but now there are none
What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common ? They both lie over little boys ๐
What do women, tornadoes and hurricanes have in common? - They all get the house.
What does milk and a kid with cancer have in common? An expiration date.
What do a pimp and a farmer have in common? They both need a hoe to stay in business
What does an orphan's father and Nemo have in common.
They are both nowhere to be found.
What does a depressed person and a fashion enthusiast have in common?
They both have something hanging in their closet.
Q:What do burger King and michael Jackson have in common
A:they put meat on five year old buns
You know what flowers and depressed people have in common?
Both end up getting cut.
What does a shark and a computer have in common?
They both have megabites.
Why can't orphans play baseball, they donโt know where home is
I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home page
Doctor: Iโm going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why? Doctor: Because Iโm a family doctor Why do orphans like boomerangs, cause they come back
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what itโs like to be Wanted. Girls are like rocks the flat ones get skipped
What an orphans least favorite tv show, Family Guy
If you hit an orphan what are they going to do tell their parents
If you hit an orphan with a car at least you don't have to tell their parents
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father What does a orphan call a family photo, a selfie Why was the orphan a big success, cause people say go big or go home he only had one option Why is it ok to hit an orphan? Itโs not like they can tell their parents.
Whatโs an orphanโs least favorite store? Home Depot.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common, the canโt see their parents
Why can't orphans hear about ancient Egypt, because they donโt know what a mummy is
Why are orphans bad at poker, because they don't know what a full house is
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
What do boobs and toys have in common? They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them.
what does an orphanage and a hospital have in common
people go there to fix there mistakes
What do women and chess have in common? When you sacrifice the females and replace them, you are more likely to win
What's do an abortion and a baby have in common? The mom doesn't want either of them