Common jokes
What do lizards and Queen Elizabeth have in common?
They both live long with dry skin.
What does an orphan not have in common with a criminal?
Criminals are wanted.
What does a frozen loading screen and a Make-A-Wish kid have in common?
They both couldn't make it all the way.
What do you and orphans have in common?
Nobody loves you.
What do squirrels and men have in common?
They always want a nut.
My sister and a basketball got certain things in common.
My sister's tits and ass are bouncy like a basketball.
What do a black and a tornado have in common?
They both wreck neighborhoods.
What do Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie have in common?
What does this website with its comments and a cult have in common?
We have a case of Witzelsucht.
What do Hiroshima and Nagasaki share in common with balls?
They both drop.
What does a burnt pizza, cold beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?
Someone didn’t pull it out in time.
Bro, your hairline and an athletics track have one thing in common: they look like Humpty Dumpty.
What does Germany and the rest of the world have in common? They both use gases to poison one thing or another.
What does a blind man and your dick have in common?
They both can’t get up without a dog.
What do black parents and elevators have in common?
Neither of them can raise anything without a belt.
What do painters and prostitutes have in common?
They're both paid for a good finish.
What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both put their meat in 10 year old buns.
What do Arby's and black women have in common? They both have the meats.
Q: What do Moses and hookers have in common?
A: They've dealt with a burning bush.
What do a friend and a mouse have in common? They will both be angry if you throw bricks at them.