Common jokes
What do Drake and math have in common? They’re both hard for kids.
What do a relationship and suicidal thought have in common? They’ll both end soon.
What does a bicycle and Jade Goody have in common?
They can't reach 30.
What does Michael Jackson and a lion have in common?
They're both predators.
What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic? Snap-on tools.
Q: What do Burger King and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: They put meat on five-year-old buns.
What do girls and noodles have in common?
They both wiggle when you eat them.
What do food and dark humor have in common? Some people don’t get it.
What does a roller coaster and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids ride for free.
What does a phone and a grandma have in common? They both die.
What's the difference between them? If you shove something up your grandma's ass, she won't come back to life.
What do furries and fast food lovers have in common? They both love hot dogs.
What do an orphan's father and Nemo have in common?
They are both nowhere to be found.
What do Civil War veterans and pedophiles have in common?
They both prefer Minnie (mini) balls.
What does the Bartles and Jaymes wine cooler television ad have in common with ministers who are white Christian nationalists?
They both thank you for your financial support.
What do Joe Biden and Russia have in common?
Neither of them respect boundaries.
What does Michael Jackson have in common with Kmart?
They're both dead...
What do White Castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.
What does my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do Kurt Cobain and an emo kid have in common?
They both smell like "Teen Spirit."
Why do the twin towers and my mom have in common? They fell over.