Accident

Figgarette

What do visiting goatman’s bridge and a bungee jumping accident have in common? You hear a snap, and suddenly you’re falling from a bridge.

Puns

Anonymous

What does a lawyer defending a killer and a password have in common? They’re case sensitive

Orphan

Dotimation124

What do phones and orphans have in common? They selfie. (Its because they don’t have parents)

Twin Towers

Thebigbopper

What does Philippe Petit and New York citizens have in common

they both walk over the twin towers

Offensive

Zach Topping

What does a frozen loading screen and a make a wish kid have in common?

They both couldn’t make it all the way

Blonde

What do a blonde chick and a field of wheat have in common?

They’re both bound to get plowed at some point in time.

Blonde

What do a blonde chick and a turtle both have in common?

When they’re on their backs they’re screwed.

Michael Jackson

Anonymous

What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common ? They both lie over little boys 😂

Face

Bonerboy

What do people that can only use half there face and wankers have in common. They have both had a few strokes

Fire

Anonymous

What is a bullet and a police officer have in common… when a bullet kills someone it gets fired

Name

Ewen

What do the names Alan and Jordan have in common?

An

Barn

Anonymous

What do shemales and barns have in common?

Cocks

Suck

J0K35

2 weeks here

What do dicks and popsicles have in common?

They both like to be sucked on and they sometimes choke you.

John

Anonymous

what does james doyle and hannah doyle have in common?

John fucked them both in the rear

Prostitution

Anonymous

what do a fisherman and a prostitute have in common

they’re both hookers

Puns

PyromaniacZach

That joke and paper have one thing in common they’re both tearable

Adult

Anonymous

What does a politician and a minister have in common? both of them will tell you anything to get money from you