Common jokes
What do old people and meth heads have in common? They usually trip over their balls.
What do White Castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.
What do Civil War veterans and pedophiles have in common?
They both prefer Minnie (mini) balls.
What does Michael Jackson have in common with Kmart?
They're both dead...
What do emo kids and Hitler have in common?
There's gonna be more brains on the wall when they lose something.
What do girls and noodles have in common?
They both wiggle when you eat them.
What's in common with Michael Jackson and a phone?
Kids play with both of them.
What do emos and the Twin Towers have in common? There were two, but now there are none.
What do Evil Knievel and Michael Jackson have in common? Both have skidmarks on their helmets.
Not totally a joke but... What do all these rape joke naysayers have in common with rapists? They are also forcing themselves on others.
What do Phillip Adam and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
What do an orphan's father and Nemo have in common?
They are both nowhere to be found.
What does a depressed person and a fashion enthusiast have in common?
They both have something hanging in their closet.
What does a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus have in common? They're both thinking; "Oh sh*t, my mom's gonna kill me!"
What do furries and fast food lovers have in common? They both love hot dogs.
What do squirrels and men have in common?
They always want a nut.
You know what flowers and depressed people have in common?
Both end up getting cut.
What does a shark and a computer have in common?
They both have megabytes.
what does an orphanage and a hospital have in common?
people go there to fix their mistakes.
What do women and chess have in common? When you sacrifice the females and replace them, you are more likely to win.