what did hitler and usain bolt have in common? they both finished the races
What does a perverted frog say? Rub it
Why don't witches wear underwear? To get a better grip on their broom
What do girls and rocks have in common? The flat ones get skipped
What is red and goes 200 mph? A baby in a blender
What does JFK’s killer and a prostitute have in common? “They both blow heads”.
What does fire and people have in common A: they will both eventually die out
What do gay people and mice have in common?
They both hate pussy cats!
What do your teacher and your friend have in common?
They will both die eventually.
Ben 10 and a disabled person are the same but no aliens for the disabled person
What do women and dog turns have in common? The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
Q: What do the St. Louis Rams and Billy Graham have in common? A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell, “Jesus Christ.”
What do Communism, Socialism, Feminism, and fascism all have in common? They are all disabilities
What do Paul Walker and I have in common? Neither of us have seen Fast and the Furious 7.
What does Micheal Jackson and maths have in common they are both hard for kids
Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.
They both routinely place meat in small buns.
What do the movies The 6th Sense and Titanic have in common? Icy dead people
What do me and a casino machine have in common. It takes about 50 pumps to get to the jackpot.
What do women, tornadoes and hurricanes have in common? - They all get the house.
What do Painters and Prostitutes have in common? They're both paid for a good finish..
What do shemales and barns have in common?
Cocks
What do a girl and a bar have in common?
A- Liquor in the front poker in the back!!
What does an Al Qaida terrorist and a flexible man have in common? They can blow themselves