Common jokes
What do food and dark humor have in common? Some people donβt get it.
What does a roller coaster and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids ride for free.
What does a phone and a grandma have in common? They both die.
What's the difference between them? If you shove something up your grandma's ass, she won't come back to life.
What do White Castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.
What do Civil War veterans and pedophiles have in common?
They both prefer Minnie (mini) balls.
Memes
What do women and books have in common
What does Michael Jackson have in common with Kmart?
They're both dead...
What do Joe Biden and Russia have in common?
Neither of them respect boundaries.
What does my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do old people and meth heads have in common? They usually trip over their balls.
What do orphans, parents, and trees have in common? They leafed.
What do emo kids and Hitler have in common?
There's gonna be more brains on the wall when they lose something.
What's in common with Michael Jackson and a phone?
Kids play with both of them.
What do girls and noodles have in common?
They both wiggle when you eat them.
What do Evil Knievel and Michael Jackson have in common? Both have skidmarks on their helmets.
What do emos and the Twin Towers have in common? There were two, but now there are none.
Not totally a joke but... What do all these rape joke naysayers have in common with rapists? They are also forcing themselves on others.
What does a depressed person and a fashion enthusiast have in common?
They both have something hanging in their closet.
What does a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus have in common? They're both thinking; "Oh sh*t, my mom's gonna kill me!"
What do an orphan's father and Nemo have in common?
They are both nowhere to be found.
What do furries and fast food lovers have in common? They both love hot dogs.