Not totally a joke but... What do all these rape joke naysayers have in common with rapists? They are also forcing themselves on others.
Common Jokes
What's in common with Michael Jackson and a phone?
Kids play with both of them.
What do Phillip Adam and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
What do an orphan's father and Nemo have in common?
They are both nowhere to be found.
What does a depressed person and a fashion enthusiast have in common?
They both have something hanging in their closet.
What does a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus have in common? They're both thinking; "Oh sh*t, my mom's gonna kill me!"
What do furries and fast food lovers have in common? They both love hot dogs.
What do squirrels and men have in common?
They always want a nut.
You know what flowers and depressed people have in common?
Both end up getting cut.
What does a shark and a computer have in common?
They both have megabytes.
What do Evil Knievel and Michael Jackson have in common? Both have skidmarks on their helmets.
what does an orphanage and a hospital have in common?
people go there to fix their mistakes.
What do women and chess have in common? When you sacrifice the females and replace them, you are more likely to win.
Why do the twin towers and my mom have in common? They fell over.
What do dark humor and a person with scoliosis have in common?
Both are sick and twisted.
What do a mag and a clip have in common? They are both good at school.
What do Civil War veterans and pedophiles have in common?
They both prefer Minnie (mini) balls.
What does an orphan and a military man not have in common? Neither gets to go back home.
What does the Bartles and Jaymes wine cooler television ad have in common with ministers who are white Christian nationalists?
They both thank you for your financial support.
What does Michael Jackson have in common with Kmart?
They're both dead...
