What do visiting goatman’s bridge and a bungee jumping accident have in common? You hear a snap, and suddenly you’re falling from a bridge.

What does a lawyer defending a killer and a password have in common? They’re case sensitive

What do phones and orphans have in common? They selfie. (Its because they don’t have parents)

What does Philippe Petit and New York citizens have in common

they both walk over the twin towers

What does a frozen loading screen and a make a wish kid have in common?

They both couldn’t make it all the way

What do a blonde chick and a field of wheat have in common?

They’re both bound to get plowed at some point in time.

What do a blonde chick and a turtle both have in common?

When they’re on their backs they’re screwed.

What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common ? They both lie over little boys 😂

What do people that can only use half there face and wankers have in common. They have both had a few strokes

What is a bullet and a police officer have in common… when a bullet kills someone it gets fired

What do the names Alan and Jordan have in common?

An

What do shemales and barns have in common?

Cocks

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What do dicks and popsicles have in common?

They both like to be sucked on and they sometimes choke you.

what does james doyle and hannah doyle have in common?

John fucked them both in the rear

what do a fisherman and a prostitute have in common

they’re both hookers

That joke and paper have one thing in common they’re both tearable

What does a politician and a minister have in common? both of them will tell you anything to get money from you