What do furries and fast food lovers have in common? They both love hot dogs.
What do an orphan's father and Nemo have in common?
They are both nowhere to be found.
What do squirrels and men have in common?
They always want a nut.
You know what flowers and depressed people have in common?
Both end up getting cut.
Q: What do Burger King and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: They put meat on five-year-old buns.
What does a shark and a computer have in common?
They both have megabytes.
What do dark humor and a person with scoliosis have in common?
Both are sick and twisted.
What do Civil War veterans and pedophiles have in common?
They both prefer Minnie (mini) balls.
What does an orphan and a military man not have in common? Neither gets to go back home.
what does an orphanage and a hospital have in common?
people go there to fix their mistakes.
What does the Bartles and Jaymes wine cooler television ad have in common with ministers who are white Christian nationalists?
They both thank you for your financial support.
What do a mag and a clip have in common? They are both good at school.
Why do the twin towers and my mom have in common? They fell over.
What do women and chess have in common? When you sacrifice the females and replace them, you are more likely to win.
What's in common with Michael Jackson and a phone?
Kids play with both of them.
Why can't depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home!
A serial killer was at my house and killed all my family but me. Why? I was in the living room.
What do sloths and depressed people have in common? They both hang off trees.
What is a group of depressed kids called? The suicide squad.
What do the Titanic and the Sixth Sense have in common?
Icy dead people.
What do Evil Knievel and Michael Jackson have in common? Both have skidmarks on their helmets.
What do feminists and dogs share in common? They need to be taken to obedience school.
What do an orphan's parents have in common with Nemo? They all can't be found.
