What do Ellen DeGeneres and homeless people have in common?
They donβt cook because they love eating out
What does a prostitute and peanut butter have in common They both spread for bread
What does an autistic kid and a porn video have in common? You can shot both of them, just not in public.
What does a roller coaster and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids ride for free.
What do pretzels and a corrupt government have in common
They are both twisted.
what does an orphan and a bananna have in common? They both get split up.
what does Michael Jackson and a lion have in common?
they're both predators
What do apples and depressed kids have in common?They both hang on trees.
what does the twin towers and my ads condom both have in common they both broke and everbody cried
What do Joe Biden and Russia have in common? Neither of them respect boundaries.