What do Painters and Prostitutes have in common? They're both paid for a good finish..
A high school student and his best friend were rushing to class after his best friend caused them both to be late, his best friend asked, "Would you like to hear a joke?" "Sure" he replied. "What do you and your sister have in common?' "I don't know." "Because of me you're both late for your next period."
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What does an Al Qaida terrorist and a flexible man have in common? They can blow themselves
Q: What does your Mama and a slinky have in common?
A: They aren't much to look at but you can't help cracking a smile when you see it tumbling down the stairs.
What have the films the 6th sense and Titanic got in common?
Icy Dead people
What does Madeleine McCann and my old Xbox have in common? They both died with red rings
What do teen mothers and their unborn babies have in common?
They're both thinking "Oh my God, my mom's gonna kill me!"
whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don't have trouble shooting
What does Michael Jackson and caviar have in common they both come on little white crackers
What does a penis and a Rubik's cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets
What do city plumbers and pedophiles have in common?
They both lay pipes in public parks
What do leaves and suicidal people have in common? Nothing, one falls from the tree and one doesn't
What do KFC and pussy have in common? Both are finger lickin' good and after you are done eating you have a box to put the bone in.
What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
What do girls and noodles have in common?
They both wiggle when you eat them.
What does a prostitute and peanut butter have in common They both spread for bread
What does Drake and math have in common? They’re both hard for kids.
What does a relationship and suicidal thoughts have in common? They’ll both end soon.
What does a bicycle and Jade Goody have in common?
They can't reach 30.
