What do the movies The 6th Sense and Titanic have in common?
Icy dead people.
What do painters and prostitutes have in common?
They're both paid for a good finish.
A high school student and his best friend were rushing to class after his best friend caused them both to be late. His best friend asked, "Would you like to hear a joke?" "Sure," he replied. "What do you and your sister have in common?" "I don't know." "Because of me you're both late for your next period."
What do Hostess Twinkies and the cock of a gay man have in common?
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What does an Al Qaeda terrorist and a flexible man have in common?
They can blow themselves up.
Q: What does your Mama and a slinky have in common?
A: They aren't much to look at, but you can't help cracking a smile when you see it tumbling down the stairs.
What do computers and white kids have in common? They don't have trouble shooting.
What does Madeleine McCann and my old Xbox have in common?
They both died with red rings.
What do the films The Sixth Sense and Titanic have in common?
Icy dead people.
What do teen mothers and their unborn babies have in common?
They're both thinking "Oh my God, my mom's gonna kill me!"
What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common? They both come on little white crackers.
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common? They both let little kids sit on their lap.
What do city plumbers and pedophiles have in common?
They both lay pipes in public parks.
What does a penis and a Rubik's cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What do leaves and suicidal people have in common? Nothing, one falls from the tree and one doesn't.
What do KFC and pussy have in common?
Both are finger lickin' good, and after you are done eating, you have a box to put the bone in.
What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
What do turtles and lesbians have in common?
They both choke on plastic.
What do girls and noodles have in common?
They both wiggle when you eat them.
What do a prostitute and peanut butter have in common?
They both spread for bread.
