Common jokes
What did the orphan say to the blind kid?\n\n"Hey, we both can't see our parents!"
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both want Anthony's neck.
Pussies and tits have one thing in common: they're both made for kids, but men end up licking or suckling them.
What do Boy Scouts and IG models have in common?
They both be fucking sugar daddies.
Q: What do a prostitute and a vacuum have in common?
A: If they stop sucking, you can smack them until they start again.
What do 9-11 and a fighter have in common? They both have a one-two combo.
What does a cute deaf girl and a fire have in common?
They're both hot, but they're both quiet.
What does my head and hell have in common?
They both have demons in them.
What does a kid with cancer and a house fly have in common? A life expectancy of 15-25 days.
What do a moose and a triceratops have in common?
Both have noses.
What do my clothes and a depressed person not have in common?
My clothes don't hang themselves...
What do Black people and chains have in common? Both work better with chains on them?
Have you ever heard of the stupid coyote? He got stuck in a trap, chewed off three of his legs, and was still stuck!
What does Kim Kardashian and the ocean have in common?
They both have plastic in them.
What do orphans in Batman have in common? They'll never see their parents again.
What do sex and food have in common?
My sister makes it better than my cousin.
What do strippers and butter have in common?
Both spread for bread.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.
What do noodles and women have in common? They both wiggle when you eat them.
What does your first football game and your first time having sex have in common?
You were bloody and battered but at least your dad came.