Common jokes
What does Michael Jackson and McDonald's have in common?
They both use 30-year-old meat in between two-year-old buns.
what do sloths and depressed people have in common? ... they both hang from trees.
What do a condom and a gun have in common? You should never use either one of them.
What does a bicycle and Jade Goody have in common?
They can't reach 30.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can’t be found.
What is one thing blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
Q: What do Burger King and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: They put meat on five-year-old buns.
What does an autistic kid and a porn video have in common? You can shoot both of them, just not in public.
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.
What do hockey players and cops have in common?
They both use sticks to hit something black.
What do lizards and Queen Elizabeth have in common?
They both live long with dry skin.
What do 100,000 battered women have in common? The bitch was wrong!
What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?
Princess Diana couldn't stop both of them.
What do girls and rocks have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
Q: What do American beer and canoes have in common?
A: Fu@king close to water!
What do 9/11 and Covid-19 both have in common?
Asians caused them both!
What do an angler fish and a pedophile have in common?
They both like to hide in dark places, look creepy, and like to lure small creatures.
What do orphans and apples not have in common? Apples get picked.
What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.