Common jokes
What do a gay man and a tumbleweed have in common?
They blow and blow until they wind up on a fence in Wyoming.
What do Joe Biden and orphans have in common?
No one loves them!
What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common?
They never get old.
What do feminists and tampons have in common?
They're both stuck-up cunts.
What do girls and rocks have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
What does a condom and a coffin have in common?
They both still have stiffs, but one is coming and one is going.
What do gay guys and priests have in common?
They are both gay in their own ways.
What makes a cult and a racist family of 5 common?
Not all are friends.
What do Priests and School shooters have in common?
They both blast little kids in the face.
What do Hitler and Trump have in common? They both do hand gestures.
What does Nemo have in common with my dad?
They both can't be found.
What does a tuna, piano, and a tub of glue have in common?
You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
But what about the glue? said Bob I. I knew you would get stuck on that!
What does a person that’s high and Helen Keller have in common?
Both stare off into space.
What does a priest and time have in common? They're both predators.
What do sharks and people have in common? The great ones are white.
What does Michael Jackson and McDonald's have in common?
They both use 30-year-old meat in between two-year-old buns.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There were two when we were kids, but now it’s a touchy subject.
What do parents feeding their kids and terrorists have in common?
“Here comes the airplane!”
What do my mom and a basketball have in common?
My mom's tits and ass are bouncy, just like a basketball.
What is common with dark humor and unvaccinated kids?
Neither do ever grow old.