Common jokes
What do your girlfriend and a pool have in common? They both cost a lot of money for the amount of time you’re inside them.
What do Jesus and a painting have in common?
They hang by nails.
What did the girl and the orphan have in common? Their parents weren't home.
What do Bob Ross's painting and the orphanage have in common?
They're both filled with happy little accidents.
What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.
What do emo boys and emo girls have in common? They both wanna die and cut so they can die faster, but they are already dead, already dead to me!
What do a condom and a gun have in common? You should never use either one of them.
What do a school shooter and a person with gum have in common?
One's the pull it out everyone wants to be their friend.
What do KFC and a brothel have in common?
They’re both full of greasy chicks.
What do a gay man and a tumbleweed have in common?
They blow and blow until they wind up on a fence in Wyoming.
What do orphans and Spider-Man have in common?
They both have no way home.
What do orphans and olden day actors have in common?
Both get food thrown at them some of the time.
What does Nemo have in common with my dad?
They both can't be found.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
No one shuts up about them.
What do Miss Reeves and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have a touchy feeling for kids.
What do Joe Biden and orphans have in common?
No one loves them!
What do my little brother and a vagina have in common?
They both ooze blood 🩸 when punched.
What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common?
They never get old.
What do feminists and tampons have in common?
They're both stuck-up cunts.
What does Michael Jackson and McDonald's have in common?
They both use 30-year-old meat in between two-year-old buns.