Q: What do Moses and hookers have in common?
A: They've dealt with a burning bush.
What do an orphan's parents and the Predator have in common?
They are both invisible.
What do KFC and a brothel have in common?
They’re both full of greasy chicks.
What do my mom and a basketball have in common?
My mom's tits and ass are bouncy, just like a basketball.
What does an armed bank robbery and Michael Jackson have in common?
Someone gets hurt.
What do Michael Jackson and a plastic bag have in common?
They both are plastic and like kids.
What do a gynecologist and deaf people have in common? They both read lips.
What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?
Once they turn 18, they never come back.