what do a gay man and a tumbleweed have in common?
they blow and blow until they wind up on a fence in Wyoming.
what do orphans and spiderman have in common
they both have no way home
What do orphans and olden day actors have in common? Both get food thrown at them some of the time.
What does McDonald's and a paedophile have in common?
They both like sticking their meat in ten year olds
What do the twin towers and genders have in common
Noone shuts up about them.
What do my little brother and a vagina have in common?
They both ooze blood 🩸 when punched
What do Joe Biden and orphans have in common? No one loves them!
What do feminist and tampons have in common? They're both stuck up cunts
what do ants and Michael Jackson have in common. They go in kids pants
What do Priests and School shooters have in common?
They both blast little kids in the face
what makes a cult and a racist family of 5 common? not all are friends
What do cigarettes and hamsters have in common?
They can both be dangerous when you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.
What does Nemo have in common with my dad?
They both cant be found
What does a person that’s high and Helen Keller have in common? Both stare off into space
what dose a priest and time have in common? there both predators
What do my mom and a basketball got in common ? My mom tits and ass are bouncy just like a basketball.
Q: What do Moses and hookers have in common?
A: They've dealt with a burning bush
what Americans and rubix cubes have in common?
they both have a history of separating colors
what do Bob Ross's painting and the orphanage have in common. They're both filled with happy little accidents............
What do Mc Donald’s and Priests have in common
They both shove there meat in to 10 year old buns
