Common jokes
What do a condom and a gun have in common? You should never use either one of them.
What do sharks and people have in common? The great ones are white.
What do KFC and a brothel have in common?
They’re both full of greasy chicks.
What does a sex offender and Santa have in common?
They will come down your "chimney" tonight.
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
What do your girlfriend and a pool have in common? They both cost a lot of money for the amount of time you’re inside them.
What do a school shooter and a person with gum have in common?
One's the pull it out everyone wants to be their friend.
What do orphans and olden day actors have in common?
Both get food thrown at them some of the time.
What do orphans and Spider-Man have in common?
They both have no way home.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
No one shuts up about them.
What do Miss Reeves and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have a touchy feeling for kids.
What do a gay man and a tumbleweed have in common?
They blow and blow until they wind up on a fence in Wyoming.
What do Joe Biden and orphans have in common?
No one loves them!
What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common?
They never get old.
What do feminists and tampons have in common?
They're both stuck-up cunts.
What makes a cult and a racist family of 5 common?
Not all are friends.
What do gay guys and priests have in common?
They are both gay in their own ways.
What do Priests and School shooters have in common?
They both blast little kids in the face.
What does a condom and a coffin have in common?
They both still have stiffs, but one is coming and one is going.
What does Michael Jackson and McDonald's have in common?
They both use 30-year-old meat in between two-year-old buns.