I wrote puns on a piece of paper like this:
P. P. P. P. U. U. U. U. N. N. N. N. S. S. S. S.
Then I showed them to my teacher, asking him what they had in common.
“They are all very tearable,” he replied.
Well, there is one person who gets it!
What does a condom and a coffin have in common?
They both still have stiffs, but one is coming and one is going.
What do a gynecologist and deaf people have in common? They both read lips.
What do dead babies and fruit have in common? Both can become smoothies with the help of a blender!
What do a bungee jump and a hooker have in common?
They’re both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you’re pretty much screwed.
What do Miss Reeves and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have a touchy feeling for kids.
What does a woman’s pussy and a chainsaw have in common?
Miss by a few inches and you’re in deep shit.
What does an Orphan not have in common with a criminal's, criminal's are wanted
What do cake and baseball have in common?
Both need batters
What does a pregnant slave and pay less sale have in common Buy one get one free
What do a 14-year-old pregnant girl and the child inside her have in common? Both are thinking, “Oh no! My mom’s gonna kill me!”
What do Marie Antoinette and 2005-2012 Korn have in common?
They're both Headless.
What do orphans and apples not have in common? Apples get picked.
What do visiting Goatman's Bridge and a bungee jumping accident have in common?
You hear a snap, and suddenly you're falling from a bridge.
What do phones and orphans have in common?
They selfie! (It's because they don't have parents.)
What do Philippe Petit and New York citizens have in common?
They both walk(ed) over the Twin Towers.
What do a blonde chick and a turtle both have in common?
When they're on their backs, they're screwed.
What do a blonde chick and a field of wheat have in common?
They're both bound to get plowed at some point in time.
What does a kite and a criminal have in common?
They both get high.
What do a brand new house, me, and new jewelry box have in common?
We're all empty on the inside.
