Common jokes
What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common?
They never get old.
What do feminists and tampons have in common?
They're both stuck-up cunts.
What makes a cult and a racist family of 5 common?
Not all are friends.
What do gay guys and priests have in common?
They are both gay in their own ways.
What do Priests and School shooters have in common?
They both blast little kids in the face.
What do girls and rocks have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
What do 9/11 and gender have in common?
They used to be two, and now it's a sensitive topic.
What does a condom and a coffin have in common?
They both still have stiffs, but one is coming and one is going.
What do maths and 9/11 have in common?
They both prove two parallel lines can be intercepted by a plane.
What does Nemo have in common with my dad?
They both can't be found.
What do Hitler and Trump have in common? They both do hand gestures.
What does a tuna, piano, and a tub of glue have in common?
You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
But what about the glue? said Bob I. I knew you would get stuck on that!
What does a person that’s high and Helen Keller have in common?
Both stare off into space.
What does a priest and time have in common? They're both predators.
What do parents feeding their kids and terrorists have in common?
“Here comes the airplane!”
What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?
Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain."
What does a blind man and your dick have in common?
They both can’t get up without a dog.
What do McDonald's and priests have in common?
They both shove their meat into 10-year-old buns.
Q: What do Moses and hookers have in common?
A: They've dealt with a burning bush.
What do Americans and Rubik's Cubes have in common?
They both have a history of separating colors.