Common jokes
What do orphans and Spider-Man have in common?
They both have no way home.
What do my little brother and a vagina have in common?
They both ooze blood 🩸 when punched.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
No one shuts up about them.
What do Miss Reeves and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have a touchy feeling for kids.
What do Joe Biden and orphans have in common?
No one loves them!
What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common?
They never get old.
What do feminists and tampons have in common?
They're both stuck-up cunts.
What do gay guys and priests have in common?
They are both gay in their own ways.
What makes a cult and a racist family of 5 common?
Not all are friends.
What do Priests and School shooters have in common?
They both blast little kids in the face.
What do girls and rocks have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
What does a condom and a coffin have in common?
They both still have stiffs, but one is coming and one is going.
What does Nemo have in common with my dad?
They both can't be found.
What do Hitler and Trump have in common? They both do hand gestures.
What does a tuna, piano, and a tub of glue have in common?
You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
But what about the glue? said Bob I. I knew you would get stuck on that!
What does a person that’s high and Helen Keller have in common?
Both stare off into space.
What does a priest and time have in common? They're both predators.
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Some get it, and some don't.
What do Americans and Rubik's Cubes have in common?
They both have a history of separating colors.
What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?
Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain."