Commerce jokes
I meant to say, what’s an orphan's least favorite store to go to?
Family Dollar store.
Why are orphans not allowed in stores?
Because else they would actually feel at home.
*walks into sex shop*
Hello. I would like to buy 1 sex, please.
What does a pregnant slave and a payless sale have in common?
Buy one, get one free.
Why did the pillow cross the road?
To get to a mattress store!
A missionary went to visit an orphanage in Thailand. After looking around, he asked the manager, "Why do these kids have numbers instead of names on their shirts? And why are some of them the same?"
The manager smiled and said, "Those are price tags."
Hey Jonny, you can buy a...
Pun o' chips at the store!
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the roof of a Walmart, it lowered the prices.
Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?
To get some plane bread.
Did you know there’s a sex move called Amazon?
You wait all day and nobody comes.
One day a woman met with a man behind an abandoned shop.
The man asked for some crack.
The woman turned around and said, "Here."
That's where the crack was, you guessed it.
The next day, she wiped it clean, ready for the next guest who "wanted crack."
Your mom's so fat, when she sat on Walmart, she lowered the prices!
I lost my virginity once and found it in a store being sold off.
I just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.
I'll let you know.
What's an orphan's least favorite store?
Home Depot.
Why did the zebra cross the road?
Because he wanted to go to the Shell station.
What’s one store an orphan can’t shop at?
HomeGoods ;)
Name a shop that racists don’t go to? The black market.
Yo mama so dumb that when she went to Starbucks, she thought she could buy a star.
Yo mama is so fat, she goes to the beach to sell shade.