Did you know there’s a sex position called “Amazon”? You wait all day and nobody comes.
You're sponsoring eBay with your hairline.
My forehead blew up because I saw yours at the forehead shop!
My wife is so fat. She buys her clothes at Tent & Awning!
Why did the duck cross the road to get to his quack dealer?
One time I broke a leg and I was using a wheelchair.
My parents thought I was a disappointment and put me up on eBay, the Ohioan Black Market, and the nearest adoption center.
In the realm of pixels and screens, Josh pursues videos, a world unseen. Six dollars exchange, a transaction made, A story told, emotions cascade.
The power of film, a gift divine, Stirring souls, weaving through time. Six dollars spent, a connection formed, A simple act, a heart transformed.
In every frame, a universe unfolds, Captivating minds, stories untold. Josh buys videos for six, a token small, Yet within them lies magic, captivating all.
Why did the pillow cross the road?
To get to a mattress store!
*walks into sex shop*
Hello. I would like to buy 1 sex, please.
What does Michael Jackson and tuna fish have in common?
They both come in small can.
Yo mama so stupid, she asks for the restroom on Amazon.
Five people went to a store and asked for a menu. The waitress said, "I will be right back."
Name a shop that racists don’t go to? The black market.
Build a man a fire, he will be warm for a day. Give him some Tfox merch, and he will be on fire.
The duck bought lipstick. When he paid, he said, "Put it on my bill."
Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.
Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.
"Does this make any cents?" a man says.
"Oh, it does make cents," me. <-- thing: Lemin"aid" <-- another joke.
What do you call a retarded three legged doggo heckin pupper monster? A 1996 Dodge Neon with a broken tail light cover and 166,748.46 miles on the odometer.
It could use a tune up and it needs a new transmission soon. New rear tires and a new radiator. Test drives with cash in hand. HMU motivated seller. Don’t waste my time and no lowballs.
I drove past Wendy’s the other day. No other stores were open, so I asked, “Wendy’s openin’ then?”
Someone asked me where to find de wae?
I replied with: Oh, de wea, that's a shop. It's down the road.
