The duck bought lipstick. When he paid, he said, "Put it on my bill."
One day a woman met with a man behind an abandoned shop.
The man asked for some crack.
The woman turned around and said, "Here."
That's where the crack was, you guessed it.
The next day, she wiped it clean, ready for the next guest who "wanted crack."
Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.
Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.
Why did Gwen go to the store? To have a new.
Hey Jonny, you can buy a...
Pun o' chips at the store!
"Does this make any cents?" a man says.
"Oh, it does make cents," me. <-- thing: Lemin"aid" <-- another joke.
What do you call a retarded three legged doggo heckin pupper monster? A 1996 Dodge Neon with a broken tail light cover and 166,748.46 miles on the odometer.
It could use a tune up and it needs a new transmission soon. New rear tires and a new radiator. Test drives with cash in hand. HMU motivated seller. Don’t waste my time and no lowballs.
I drove past Wendy’s the other day. No other stores were open, so I asked, “Wendy’s openin’ then?”
Someone asked me where to find de wae?
I replied with: Oh, de wea, that's a shop. It's down the road.
