Commerce jokes
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni, and they only got plane.
Why did the duck cross the road to get to his quack dealer?
One time I broke a leg and I was using a wheelchair.
My parents thought I was a disappointment and put me up on eBay, the Ohioan Black Market, and the nearest adoption center.
Where do dogs go when their tails fall off?
To the retail store.
You're sponsoring eBay with your hairline.
Memes
My forehead blew up because I saw yours at the forehead shop!
Did you know there’s a sex position called “Amazon”? You wait all day and nobody comes.
Q: You know what's morbid at a storage sale?
A: They give you more bids.
My wife is so fat. She buys her clothes at Tent & Awning!
In the realm of pixels and screens, Josh pursues videos, a world unseen. Six dollars exchange, a transaction made, A story told, emotions cascade.
The power of film, a gift divine, Stirring souls, weaving through time. Six dollars spent, a connection formed, A simple act, a heart transformed.
In every frame, a universe unfolds, Captivating minds, stories untold. Josh buys videos for six, a token small, Yet within them lies magic, captivating all.
Why did the pillow cross the road?
To get to a mattress store!
*walks into sex shop*
Hello. I would like to buy 1 sex, please.
Why did the Italian American Roman Catholic priest perform fellatio on gay men at the glory hole inside the adult bookstore?
Someone asked him what would he do for a Klondike Bar?
Yo mama so stupid, she asks for the restroom on Amazon.
What store do orphans never go to?
Home Depot 🤣
7-Eleven
8-Eleven
9/11
Five people went to a store and asked for a menu. The waitress said, "I will be right back."
Build a man a fire, he will be warm for a day. Give him some Tfox merch, and he will be on fire.
The duck bought lipstick. When he paid, he said, "Put it on my bill."
One day a woman met with a man behind an abandoned shop.
The man asked for some crack.
The woman turned around and said, "Here."
That's where the crack was, you guessed it.
The next day, she wiped it clean, ready for the next guest who "wanted crack."