Your mom's so fat, when she sat on Walmart, she lowered the prices!
Commerce Jokes
You know, eBay sucks. I was looking for a lighter, and it gave me 18,906 matches.
What do you call two transgender midgets having sex?
A microtransaction.
Why can't Indians play football? Because every time they take a corner, they make a shop.
Why doesn’t Pakistan have any football teams?
Every corner they get, they open a shop on it!
I bought a gun from Walmart today. I guess they knew what I was going to do with it, because when I pulled the gun on the cashier, I realized the firing mechanism was in reverse.
When was the first Black Friday?
1619.
Yo mama is so fat, she goes to the beach to sell shade.
For sale: Dead canary.
Not going cheep.
What do kids and drugs have in common? I sell both of them.
Badass Toilet Paper Company: We don't take shit off of anyone.
What does Michael Jackson have in common with Kmart?
They're both dead...
What did the cannibal do after eating all the vegetables?
Sold the wheelchairs on eBay.
How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?
A buccaneer.
What's the difference between drugs and children? I don't sell drugs.
What does a pregnant slave and a payless sale have in common?
Buy one, get one free.
What's an orphan's least favorite store?
Home Depot.
You know that at Walmart they have backpacks next to the guns? Well, I thought that it was nice to see the bags next to the school supplies.
What does a slave owner use to buy slaves? A Master Card.
When do you know you are getting a good deal on a boat? -- When there's a sail on it.