Commerce jokes
Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.
Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.
You're sponsoring eBay with your hairline.
The people in the World Trade Center ordered two pepperoni, but got two planes.
Did you know there’s a sex move called Amazon?
You wait all day and nobody comes.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni, and they only got plane.
Name a shop that racists don’t go to? The black market.
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the roof of a Walmart, it lowered the prices.
Why are orphans banned from the shop?
No adult to pay for them.
What does a pregnant slave and a "pay less" sale have in common?
Buy one, get one free.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?
One's a drive-through and one's a fly-through.
What shoe shop would be a lesbian's best friend, decimen?
One time I broke a leg and I was using a wheelchair.
My parents thought I was a disappointment and put me up on eBay, the Ohioan Black Market, and the nearest adoption center.
In the realm of pixels and screens, Josh pursues videos, a world unseen. Six dollars exchange, a transaction made, A story told, emotions cascade.
The power of film, a gift divine, Stirring souls, weaving through time. Six dollars spent, a connection formed, A simple act, a heart transformed.
In every frame, a universe unfolds, Captivating minds, stories untold. Josh buys videos for six, a token small, Yet within them lies magic, captivating all.
*walks into sex shop*
Hello. I would like to buy 1 sex, please.
Why did the zebra cross the road?
Because he wanted to go to the Shell station.
Yo mama so stupid, she starved in a grocery store!
Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?
To get some plane bread.
I keep getting ads about belly fat.
A missionary went to visit an orphanage in Thailand. After looking around, he asked the manager, "Why do these kids have numbers instead of names on their shirts? And why are some of them the same?"
The manager smiled and said, "Those are price tags."
Did Walmart take the Juneteenth ice cream off the shelf?
It was only 3/5 full.