What does a slave owner use to buy slaves? A Master Card.
Commerce Jokes
With the sentence "Die in Hölle," you can buy shoes in Germany.
I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store. I told him, “I don’t think they have what you’re looking for, sir.”
Have you ever thought about the fact that every market in Africa is a black market?
What does a pregnant slave and a payless sale have in common?
Buy one, get one free.
Did Walmart take the Juneteenth ice cream off the shelf?
It was only 3/5 full.
What do gay men and drug dealers have in common?
They both get a lot of crack.
What does Cangaball do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
What does Can do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
What does a pregnant slave and a "pay less" sale have in common?
Buy one, get one free.
Why did the rapper go to the pet store?
To buy a dog for his bark tracks!
What do you call a nun on a bike?
Virgin Mobile.
This was a few months ago. I used to help people load and unload inventory. One day I’m driving home after having lunch with my sister, and she asked if we can stop at the next gas station. I told her, "So you can weigh yourself on the truck scale?"
In the realm of pixels and screens, Josh pursues videos, a world unseen. Six dollars exchange, a transaction made, A story told, emotions cascade.
The power of film, a gift divine, Stirring souls, weaving through time. Six dollars spent, a connection formed, A simple act, a heart transformed.
In every frame, a universe unfolds, Captivating minds, stories untold. Josh buys videos for six, a token small, Yet within them lies magic, captivating all.
Notice on a shoe repair shop: I’ll heel you, I’ll save your sole, I’ll even gladly dye for you.
When you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.
What shoe shop would be a lesbian's best friend, decimen?
Yo mama so dumb that when she went to Starbucks, she thought she could buy a star.
One time I broke a leg and I was using a wheelchair.
My parents thought I was a disappointment and put me up on eBay, the Ohioan Black Market, and the nearest adoption center.
What's an orphan's least favorite store?
Home Depot.